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#51 Ringx55
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A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(GmasterRED

That's a serious sign of a serial killer at that age, but if you regret it now you're good but damn... I mean that's just sick.

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[QUOTE="Treesmash"][QUOTE="chicknfeet"]They are fairly common in N FL too, but more so along the old non-interstate city-to-city roads. I think most of them are smart enough to stay off the road, but they seem to constantly get pretty damn close. It freaks me out every time i see them just standing on the side of the road.xhellcatx

Maybe I'm just confused but what does this have to do with football??

I could be mistaken but Im purty sure he means North Florida ;) . Oh, and I have killed a total of 4 deer. All with my vehicles. I came pretty damn close to a bear as well.... it was.. .I was quite lucky it made it across the road in time, cause my breaks... they were sorta not working right at the time. I have also killed squirrels, and a baby turkey :( poor baby turkey v_v .

They extended the hunting season North of Milwaukee. There are far too many deer here, even in and around the city :P
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#53 UbiquitousAeon
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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

That's a pretty disgusting thing for an 8 year old to do.
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#54 chaplainDMK
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[QUOTE="Treesmash"][QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"] You know what? The biggest thing would ,actually be a cow,so there.grape_of_wrath
You killed a cow? How did you manage that?

Machine gun fire-Really stupid Druzi sheperds wandered to our training grounds with a herd of cows.A tank platoon was in the middle of a charge-and suddenly ,like, 20 cows go streaming in my way(I was in the left flank,relatively isolated). So I kept going because I didn't want to hold everyone back. There was a song made about that in my old company....

Company commander: "grape_of_wrath, you've got some bandits closing in on your 12 o'clock" grape_of_wrath: "Alrite, CHARGEEEEEE!!!!!!" Some other tanker: "Wait, those are co..." grape_of_wrath: "yeehaw! those bandits aint going home!"
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#55 gbpackers94
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I killed a toad by repeatedly throwing it off my deck (15 feet) when I was like 9. Not one of my finer moments.
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#56 svenus97
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It was an accident, I swear !

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#57 Atmanix
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A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(GmasterRED

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

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#58 Truf89
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I killed a snake...then proceed to throw it in the air and into the street..
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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(Atmanix

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

get over it...
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#60 svenus97
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

A pigeon flew into my windshield when I was getting onto the freeway. It just blew up. :?

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That sounds tasty.

I agree.
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#61 chicknfeet
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[QUOTE="MillenialFair99"][QUOTE="chicknfeet"][QUOTE="Atmanix"]

N FL = Northern Florida

:lol: thank you :P

Dude, I've always wanted to visit Northern Florida and it sounds like it's right up my alley. What kind of game(talking about animals) do you have down there?

That i know of? Deer, bears, wild cats, gators, probably some other creatures
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(UbiquitousAeon

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

get over it...

No, I don't think I will, or can, or care to; that is truly appalling.
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[QUOTE="Perd1t1on"]a 6 year old. it was indirect though. he got hit by a car when I threw his ball into the road. so it wasn't -my- fault.Treesmash
Wow, that's pretty crazy. Why did you throw his ball into the road? Didn't that seem like a bad idea at the time?

I was walking with a friend, and they were playing baseball in a yard when the ball flew over to us. I threw it into the road and he ran behind a parked car and got hit by another that didn't see him. We just jumped a fence and ran, since it wasn't around my house.
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#64 conistant
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My neighbour's dog.Me and my brother(I was 9 and he was 7 at the time) were playing cricket and I hit the ball into our neighbour's backyard.His dog got hold of the ball in its mouth and was not letting it go so we took we long metal pipe and started beating the dog on the head from a safe distance till it let go of the ball.The thing is it did let go of the ball and then jumped onto my brother and started attacking him.I took the pipe and put it through the dog's skull.Both of us ran after that and hid in our basement.We were both mentally and emotionally scarred for life after that incident.
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#65 comp_atkins
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ran over a squirrel once i think..
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http://www.heatingoil.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/89772_f520.jpg

Not my picture, but that's likely the biggest thing I've ever killed.

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#67 entropyecho
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[QUOTE="UbiquitousAeon"][QUOTE="Atmanix"]

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

xaos

get over it...

No, I don't think I will, or can, or care to; that is truly appalling.

Well, in that case, I should keep what my neighbor and I did to a kitten to myself. Oh, and that turtle too. :(

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#68 chaplainDMK
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My neighbour's dog.Me and my brother(I was 9 and he was 7 at the time) were playing cricket and I hit the ball into our neighbour's backyard.His dog got hold of the ball in its mouth and was not letting it go so we took we long metal pipe and started beating the dog on the head from a safe distance till it let go of the ball.The thing is it did let go of the ball and then jumped onto my brother and started attacking him.I took the pipe and put it through the dog's skull.Both of us ran after that and hid in our basement.We were both mentally and emotionally scarred for life after that incident.conistant
Ok if thats a joke or some such thingy... I think ill go into a corner and think about what i just imagined right now...
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#69 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="UbiquitousAeon"] get over it... entropyecho

No, I don't think I will, or can, or care to; that is truly appalling.

Well, in that case, I should keep what my neighbor and I did to a kitten to myself. Oh, and that turtle too. :(

I'd prefer you did. I like you a lot and I don't want to think less of you. Ignorance is bliss.

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#70 conistant
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[QUOTE="conistant"]My neighbour's dog.Me and my brother(I was 9 and he was 7 at the time) were playing cricket and I hit the ball into our neighbour's backyard.His dog got hold of the ball in its mouth and was not letting it go so we took we long metal pipe and started beating the dog on the head from a safe distance till it let go of the ball.The thing is it did let go of the ball and then jumped onto my brother and started attacking him.I took the pipe and put it through the dog's skull.Both of us ran after that and hid in our basement.We were both mentally and emotionally scarred for life after that incident.chaplainDMK
Ok if thats a joke or some such thingy... I think ill go into a corner and think about what i just imagined right now...

It is not a joke.I'm serious.I was protecting my brother.
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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(Atmanix

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

It's what the topic is about, dude.
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[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"][QUOTE="Treesmash"] You killed a cow? How did you manage that?chaplainDMK
Machine gun fire-Really stupid Druzi sheperds wandered to our training grounds with a herd of cows.A tank platoon was in the middle of a charge-and suddenly ,like, 20 cows go streaming in my way(I was in the left flank,relatively isolated). So I kept going because I didn't want to hold everyone back. There was a song made about that in my old company....

Company commander: "grape_of_wrath, you've got some bandits closing in on your 12 o'clock" grape_of_wrath: "Alrite, CHARGEEEEEE!!!!!!" Some other tanker: "Wait, those are co..." grape_of_wrath: "yeehaw! those bandits aint going home!"

:o That's exactly how it went. My CO went on the air and said "3B you've got something coming your way,don't stop!" And that's how it went inside the tank- Me:gunner(name) continue to pick off targets at close range. Gunner:Wait! there's something moving ahead of us! Me:Yeah....I know.... The gunner felt really bad when I told him what we did(though I did most of it).To my defense I was trying to hit some metal Bazooka targets-not the cows...
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#73 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="Treesmash"] Maybe I'm just confused but what does this have to do with football??cybrcatter

I could be mistaken but Im purty sure he means North Florida ;) . Oh, and I have killed a total of 4 deer. All with my vehicles. I came pretty damn close to a bear as well.... it was.. .I was quite lucky it made it across the road in time, cause my breaks... they were sorta not working right at the time. I have also killed squirrels, and a baby turkey :( poor baby turkey v_v .

They extended the hunting season North of Milwaukee. There are far too many deer here, even in and around the city :P

That is very good to hear. We have deer walking in town all the time. Its irritating. And they keep eating my moms flowers. They need to have either an early bear season here.. or.. extend it.. or.. something.. I dont even know when bear season starts and all, but i DO know is they are really really becoming a problem here in this county. A few go through my yard regularly, and over at my kids grandparents house... they are a HUGE problem over there and they are only like a mile away. Bears scratching trees = a problem cause thats them marking territory... and they dont like anything moving in their territory at all. :| I dun like bears v_v
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#74 deactivated-5cacc9e03b460
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A few Deer while hunting.

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#75 entropyecho
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I'd prefer you did. I like you a lot and I don't want to think less of you. Ignorance is bliss.

Atmanix

I was 12! I love animals now. I could never picture myself doing that ever again.

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#76 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(GmasterRED

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

It's what the topic is about, dude.

The topic is about accidently killing things, not cornering a defenseless kitten and kicking it to death with your buddy.

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#77 UbiquitousAeon
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[QUOTE="UbiquitousAeon"][QUOTE="Atmanix"]Yes, it is, but there's billions of appaling things in this world, it's just ridiculous to even pay attention to it anymore, at least in my opinion. [QUOTE="GmasterRED"][QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(xaos

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

It's what the topic is about, dude.

It says "accident". That was not an accident, you intentionally killed a kitten.
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"][QUOTE="Atmanix"]

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

It's what the topic is about, dude.

The topic is about accidently killing things, not cornering a defenseless kitten and kicking it to death with your buddy.

it says 'even' accidents.. Also there was this one time with a bird. My friend's cat brought it back to us and It's wing was broken so I put a pitchfork into the ground so two of the spokes were on either side of it's neck so it's head remained still. Then I guillotined it with a shovel. Then turned it into string.
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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(Atmanix

This is an example of the kind of thing you keep to yourself. My day is now worse because of this. This is seriously messed up, I don't care if you were 8.

He's obviously sorry for it and has gotten past it, you don't need to judge him over the internet and make him feel bad. I think people need to remember that there's a person behind that username. Your day is worse because of this? Do you know what kind of horror goes on in the world?

Yes, I realize my post has a degree of unintended irony, but whatever.

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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(Ringx55

That's a serious sign of a serial killer at that age, but if you regret it now you're good but damn... I mean that's just sick.

If you think I'M bad, wait till you meet my brother. I don't think he regrets it. He has killed other small creatures for fun. like mice for instance. Once, we had a mouse in a mouse trap that was still alive, and he took it out side with his bare hands and gave it a "hug" that was not friendly. And don't make me even mention the pigion that flew into our house and the shovel.....I might get moderated.

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#81 entropyecho
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I could never hate Atmanix, even if he hated me! :cry:

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[QUOTE="Ringx55"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(GmasterRED

That's a serious sign of a serial killer at that age, but if you regret it now you're good but damn... I mean that's just sick.

If you think I'M bad, wait till you meet my brother. I don't think he regrets it. He has killed other small creatures for fun. like mice for instance. Once, we had a mouse in a mouse trap that was still alive, and he took it out side with his bare hands and gave it a "hug" that was not friendly. And don't make me even mention the pigion that flew into our house and the shovel.....I might get moderated.

Is there a history of violence within your family?
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[QUOTE="Treesmash"][QUOTE="Perd1t1on"]a 6 year old. it was indirect though. he got hit by a car when I threw his ball into the road. so it wasn't -my- fault.Perd1t1on
Wow, that's pretty crazy. Why did you throw his ball into the road? Didn't that seem like a bad idea at the time?

I was walking with a friend, and they were playing baseball in a yard when the ball flew over to us. I threw it into the road and he ran behind a parked car and got hit by another that didn't see him. We just jumped a fence and ran, since it wasn't around my house.

Wow...... I can't think of anything to say....
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#84 GmasterRED
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It says "accident". That was not an accident, you intentionally killed a kitten.

I think our original intent was just to capture it. So it wasn't in total cold blood.
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#85 lbjkurono23
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GmasterRED
It says "accident". That was not an accident, you intentionally killed a kitten.

I think our original intent was just to capture it. So it wasn't in total cold blood.

By kicking it?...
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#86 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="Atmanix"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"] It's what the topic is about, dude.Perd1t1on

The topic is about accidently killing things, not cornering a defenseless kitten and kicking it to death with your buddy.

it says 'even' accidents.. Also there was this one time with a bird. My friend's cat brought it back to us and It's wing was broken so I put a pitchfork into the ground so two of the spokes were on either side of it's neck so it's head remained still. Then I guillotined it with a shovel. Then turned it into string.

And i Just pretty much threw up.... thanks.
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I was driving my SUV down the road and it was pitch black. All of a sudden, there's this huge bump so I get out to investigate....it was a person. A few months later, I got a messege saying, "I know what you did last summer.... :)" What's this all about? :(
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#88 RailroadBridge
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I killed Ted Kennedy!!!

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#89 entropyecho
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Also there was this one time with a bird. My friend's cat brought it back to us and It's wing was broken so I put a pitchfork into the ground so two of the spokes were on either side of it's neck so it's head remained still. Then I guillotined it with a shovel. Then turned it into string.Perd1t1on
How do you feel remembering stuff of this nature?

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#90 RailroadBridge
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I was driving my SUV down the road and it was pitch black. All of a sudden, there's this huge bump so I get out to investigate....it was a person. A few months later, I got a messege saying, "I know what you did last summer.... :)" What's this all about? :(Secret_Recipe
Wow thats friggin weird, Id watch your back if I were you haha

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#91 Ringx55
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[QUOTE="Ringx55"]

[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]A cat :( I was 8 and dumb. Me and my brother cornered it and kicked it to death. It was more of a kitten, actually. It's eye was red and bleeding .At first we didn't think we killed it, becsue it escaped. But later we found it's carcass rotting. I know, a horrible story, and I wouldn't THINK of doing something like that now, but we were young and dumb back then. More sad faces to express my sorrow :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(GmasterRED

That's a serious sign of a serial killer at that age, but if you regret it now you're good but damn... I mean that's just sick.

If you think I'M bad, wait till you meet my brother. I don't think he regrets it. He has killed other small creatures for fun. like mice for instance. Once, we had a mouse in a mouse trap that was still alive, and he took it out side with his bare hands and gave it a "hug" that was not friendly. And don't make me even mention the pigion that flew into our house and the shovel.....I might get moderated.

Now those are VERY bad signs... Seriously I'd watch your brother if I was you. Because as they move onto bigger animals they have no problem getting to humans.
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#92 UbiquitousAeon
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[QUOTE="Secret_Recipe"]I was driving my SUV down the road and it was pitch black. All of a sudden, there's this huge bump so I get out to investigate....it was a person. A few months later, I got a messege saying, "I know what you did last summer.... :)" What's this all about? :(RailroadBridge

Wow thats friggin weird, Id watch your back if I were you haha

You realize that's from a movie?
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#93 Secret_Recipe
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[QUOTE="GmasterRED"]

[QUOTE="Ringx55"]

That's a serious sign of a serial killer at that age, but if you regret it now you're good but damn... I mean that's just sick.

Ringx55

If you think I'M bad, wait till you meet my brother. I don't think he regrets it. He has killed other small creatures for fun. like mice for instance. Once, we had a mouse in a mouse trap that was still alive, and he took it out side with his bare hands and gave it a "hug" that was not friendly. And don't make me even mention the pigion that flew into our house and the shovel.....I might get moderated.

Now those are VERY bad signs... Seriously I'd watch your brother if I was you. Because as they move onto bigger animals they have no problem getting to humans.

I remember these kids who cornered this beautiful golden retriever...broke his legs with baseball bats....snapped his jaw....gouged his eyes...and bashed his skull in. How can people be so cruel?
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#94 Ringx55
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[QUOTE="Treesmash"][QUOTE="Perd1t1on"]a 6 year old. it was indirect though. he got hit by a car when I threw his ball into the road. so it wasn't -my- fault.Perd1t1on
Wow, that's pretty crazy. Why did you throw his ball into the road? Didn't that seem like a bad idea at the time?

I was walking with a friend, and they were playing baseball in a yard when the ball flew over to us. I threw it into the road and he ran behind a parked car and got hit by another that didn't see him. We just jumped a fence and ran, since it wasn't around my house.

I don't know what to say about this..... Do you sleep soundly at night?
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This one time i used to work at a station type place, and my boss told me we were going to pretend to blow up this planet to scare some chick, y'know like for the lulz, but i accidentally forgot to put the safety catch on the super mega death ray and ended up blowing up Alderan. Boy was my face red.
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#96 UCF_Knight
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[QUOTE="RailroadBridge"]

[QUOTE="Secret_Recipe"]I was driving my SUV down the road and it was pitch black. All of a sudden, there's this huge bump so I get out to investigate....it was a person. A few months later, I got a messege saying, "I know what you did last summer.... :)" What's this all about? :(UbiquitousAeon

Wow thats friggin weird, Id watch your back if I were you haha

You realize that's from a movie?

Based on a true story! :P
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#97 UbiquitousAeon
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[QUOTE="Perd1t1on"][QUOTE="Treesmash"] Wow, that's pretty crazy. Why did you throw his ball into the road? Didn't that seem like a bad idea at the time?Ringx55
I was walking with a friend, and they were playing baseball in a yard when the ball flew over to us. I threw it into the road and he ran behind a parked car and got hit by another that didn't see him. We just jumped a fence and ran, since it wasn't around my house.

I don't know what to say about this..... Do you sleep soundly at night?

I would, I mean technically it's the kids fault for not watching for cars...
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#98 Ringx55
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[QUOTE="Ringx55"][QUOTE="GmasterRED"]

If you think I'M bad, wait till you meet my brother. I don't think he regrets it. He has killed other small creatures for fun. like mice for instance. Once, we had a mouse in a mouse trap that was still alive, and he took it out side with his bare hands and gave it a "hug" that was not friendly. And don't make me even mention the pigion that flew into our house and the shovel.....I might get moderated.

Secret_Recipe

Now those are VERY bad signs... Seriously I'd watch your brother if I was you. Because as they move onto bigger animals they have no problem getting to humans.

I remember these kids who cornered this beautiful golden retriever...broke his legs with baseball bats....snapped his jaws...gouged his eyes...and bashed his skull in.

I'm assumign that's a internet video or you're trying to troll.... Those people are usually ill in the head and go down a dark road.

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Lots of birds when I was a kid. I always tried to raise them, but they kept on dying, one after the other.
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#100 Ringx55
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[QUOTE="UbiquitousAeon"][QUOTE="Ringx55"][QUOTE="Perd1t1on"] I was walking with a friend, and they were playing baseball in a yard when the ball flew over to us. I threw it into the road and he ran behind a parked car and got hit by another that didn't see him. We just jumped a fence and ran, since it wasn't around my house.

I don't know what to say about this..... Do you sleep soundly at night?

I would, I mean technically it's the kids fault for not watching for cars...

It was probably a toddler and but 100% his fault.. But partially it is.