What is the coolest way to kill a guy who is way stronger then you

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#1 Koba123
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Im not gonna say what i need it for, for that would be probably advertising.

Please refrain from saying " CHUCKK NORRAAISSSS!!!!!"

Anything from big blue glowy weakspots to dramatic 5 hour sword fight.
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#2 skinnypete91
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Shooting him.
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#3 druglord6
Member since 2005 • 1030 Posts

Give him a good BLOW.

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#4 kingman03
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A reallllly sharp pencil.
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#5 spidermonkey11
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A baseball bat to the knees then stab him with a large knife in the eyes.

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#6 SolidsnakeY15
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Having him beat me up badly to a point where I can barely move then as he approaches me and cocks his pistol, about to shoot me in the head, I point over his shoulder and yell "Watch out! there's a bear behind you!" then he's all "you're really pathetic... how stupid do you thnink I-" then have his juicy head eaten alive by a bear! :D
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#7 gobo212
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Get him addicted to cigarettes and wait 50 years. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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#9 ExodusV2
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Tell him his shoe is undone and then kick him in the face while he is tying them.
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#10 Never_Fear
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Do a barrel roll while touching his shoulder. :D
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#11 D9-THC
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Throw a very stale bagel at his temple with the force of a bowling ball being dropped from 10 stories....

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#12 char1968
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take these cool claw thingys and tear out his eyes!!!:twisted:
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#13 CONSOLE_KING
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your all very strange people..
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#14 gobo212
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your all very strange people..CONSOLE_KING

Why thank you.:D

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#15 kingman03
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Get him addicted to cigarettes and wait 50 years. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!gobo212
Best response yet I think. hahaha
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#16 Chitzu
Member since 2007 • 419 Posts

Um... kill the guy with your smartassness?

Like, if I were to kill you, I'd say: It's stronger THAN you.

Are you dead now? Did it work? :)

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#17 bearbones
Member since 2006 • 1332 Posts
Convince him to kill himself.
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#18 domatron23
Member since 2007 • 6226 Posts

Um... kill the guy with your smartassness?

Like, if I were to kill you, I'd say: It's stronger THAN you.

Are you dead now? Did it work? :)

Chitzu

Hahaa. Sorry Koba but she's right. I'm stuck on this one but there's got to be a good way. Solidsnake's one is the best so far I think.

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#19 Chitzu
Member since 2007 • 419 Posts

Hahaa. Sorry Koba but she's right. I'm stuck on this one but there's got to be a good way. Solidsnake's one is the best so far I think. domatron23

High fivvveee! 8)

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#20 krazykillaz
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Shoot him in the back of the head or poison his food.
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#21 Large_Soda
Member since 2003 • 8658 Posts
Definitely with elephant bones, just like The Protector.
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#22 megagene
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Stick a carrot in his eye. :o
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#23 SpazH3d
Member since 2005 • 1739 Posts
Beat him with a lead pipe till he stops moving. Drop him in a massive meat grinder.... And then eat him.
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#24 Manly-manly-man
Member since 2006 • 3477 Posts
First step: Boil some water. Then, cook some top ramen. After you eat it, you should find a gun and shoot him.
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