What is the dumbest thing you've heard lately?

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Today, my brother, his wife, and his two kidswere over at my mom andstepdad's house today. I was just chillin' with them in the living room while they were all talking.

Now, my stepdad is one of the people who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality, is actually not-so-smart. Not stupid, but not as booksmart as most on medical topics, musical topics, housing topics... basically not verybooksmart on much of anything that doesn't involve model planes, boats or automobiles of any kind, and fixing up houses.

So he was acting smart and talking to my mom, and my bro and his wife about medical things, and he was at one point listing types ofhepatitis andhe was like:

*random stuff* and you know, like hepatitis, like hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, and HIV...stepdad

And I was like

:?Colton Night

and I was thinking "WTF?" in my head for a second, and I think he seriously thought that HIV was a form of hepatitis.

So, OT, what is the dumbest thing you've heard lately?

I heard nothing cuz the person was dumb.

I heard someone ask if the moon was in our galaxy a while back and I don't think I will ever hear somethng so stupid again.

"Does this shirt come with a warranty?" -Some guy at work asked the cashier this.

My mom: "Creatine is a drug and could kill you."

Me: :| I said something like this

If i wear sneakers on concrete for the past week is there any way i can return them for a refund :lol:

The name for the Natal project MS was working on. :P

I was being awesome shredding on the guitar and some chick asked, "so what instrument do you play"

I'm not sure if she was serious.

The name for the Natal project they were working on. :PMistressMinako

In US history we were watching Fail Safe, when we dropped our nuke on New York some girl asks: did this actually happen?

Someone I work with said their truck was 600 horsepower

hmmm...I dunno, maybe when I heard about the beliefs of Scientology.

Hmm, it would have to be a toss up really:

1. Louisiana confessing all of its sins and repenting will make the oil spill just go away!

2. Rumors going around about nuking the oil spill.

I cannot decide which is more ignorant.

i skip the recent stuff in order to mention what i used to hear as a kid,which was Mortal kombat's last boss being this guy named "rafsanjani" who is a major political figure in iran:

During the England v USA match my mother asked: "So if Thierry Henry has played for Arsenal, why can't he play for England?" :lol:

A girl in my 6th period in school said that Kesha is beter than iron maiden...

Although that was on the last day of school so I think people would count that as recent.

I heard nothing cuz the person was dumb.

cheesyjon

lol good answer.

[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

I heard nothing cuz the person was dumb.

lol good answer.

Friends calling females *****es like it's an official gender name.

I need new friends...

am i allowed to quote people on this forum by any chance?BiancaDK

[QUOTE="MAZ85"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"]The name for the Natal project they were working on. :PQWERTYCommander

[QUOTE="QWERTYCommander"][QUOTE="MAZ85"] THISRegent192

Kinect? Seriously!?

On Goldeneye @ Wii: "Looks like a bad version of cod."

SW never fails me.

Maybe 4 people can play at once...rawsavon

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] Maybe 4 people can play at once...MistressMinako

No, I meant kinect 4
...as in

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Lame, I know

Not sure..

@rawsavon made me laugh :PTropicalshower

I watch the microsoft press conference today...all of it :|

[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]@rawsavon made me laugh :Prawsavon

ps: is that your union?

[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]@rawsavon made me laugh :PTropicalshower

ps: is that your union?

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] Maybe 4 people can play at once...rawsavon

No, I meant kinect 4
...as in

Lame, I know

.....

OH! I get it!:P Guess that fills my slow moment of the day.... :P

[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] Yeah, its been a while :P.

ps: is that your union?

rawsavon

This kid was telling me that the earth goes round the sun :lol:markop2003

[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

I heard nothing cuz the person was dumb.

T_REX305

lol good answer.

Thanx. Atleast somebody gets it. :P

Nice sig. 8)