I once saw my friend get ran over by and old man on a bicycle, as the old man got off his bike to see if my friend was okay, he accidently kicked him in the head. it was the best day :)
Also saw some kid in my school try to bully a girl...so she beat the living hell out of him, even smashed a dictionary on his head lmao ahhhh the memories
Back in the day (10 or so years ago probably more) My brothers used to have this friend that they always picked on. One day he was at our house and they loosened the front wheel on his bike. As he went to leave riding down my steep driveway, he jumped the curb at the bottom. In mid-air his front tire came off and he proceded to wipe out hardcore. It would be one of the videos on a funny site if I had filmed it back then. Yea it was an ass move on my brothers' parts but damn it was hilarious.
When i used to have a dog, at times it would grab its rope in its mouth, then come over to where i was sitting, and push me with it. I think it wanted to play. Then, when i tried to run away from it, it would chase after me, with the rope still in its mouth, and it would follow me around the backyard.
I was standing on the sidewalk, and this guy I didn't really like pulled up and started talking to someone nearby. It was a four-lane street, and he was facing the wrong way. I came over and commented on how he was pointed the wrong way on a fairly busy street. Then the guy peeled out, made a U-turn and drove off. I thought to myself, "boy, where's a cop when you need one?" Then, here comes a cop car. The cop followed the guy a little, I suspect he wanted to see if he'd run a red light or something, then lit him up. I was rolling on the ground. Then, to top it all off, when I drove by a few minutes later, the guy I didn't really like was throwing up, I guess the ticket must have been pretty hefty.
In high school... during physics lab... the class was split into two big tables in the back of the room. After we were done "working" we just sat there... Two girls went on the computer that was behind these tables. I started making paper balls... and quietly told the rest of the class to also make some paper balls. I threw one paper ball at the girls... they looked back and said to stop... not thinking much of it... then I threw another one... and they told me to stop again... I waited a few minutes and then signaled for the rest of the army to attack. We all started throwing countless paper balls at them... it was really funny. It may be getting lost in translation a bit, but it was funny at the time.
Well, last week an ice cream truck stopped by to make a quick buck, and I walked by and shouted, "Come back when it's summer!" People behind me were laughing. Seriously, who sells ice cream during a cold weather.
BTW, this guy didn't sell snacks or anything and his ice cream sucks.
No lie, the day before yesterday I was walking around town and I saw a cop car drive into a gas station parking lot by a PT Cruiser and a van that were facing eachother. I walk towards the sight and I see the cop take a little kid out of the car, but as i got closer, I realized that the "kid" was actually a little person who had just got into a low-speed collision with a parked van! She was giving the officer her insurance information and I had to muster up all of my ability to not burst out laughing at the situation
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