The TV remote is the clear winner of this contest, though two honorable mentions are...
Windows: So much for the era of DOS coding and keyboard dominated command systems.
Flamethrowers: Think about it, the very existence of this device says that somewhere, sometime, someone thought "I want to set that guy over there on fire, but i'm too lazy to walk over and do it."
the drive thru window at fast food restaurants.... no more getting up and walking all the way from the parking lot to the cashier for me (except zt inn n out they're drivr thru is always hell)
[QUOTE="tycoonmike"]The remote control. Best not to burn precious calories having to get up and turn the knob.SemiMaster
Thank you. At least someone sees that there is an even lazier way to watch TV, the second most lazy invention ever.
Yeah but it's not like it's a bad invention. You don't know how bad it feels when you're wound up in some blankets at night on the couch and you have to get up because you can't find the remote. :o
[QUOTE="tycoonmike"]The remote control. Best not to burn precious calories having to get up and turn the knob.camreeno360
Thank you. At least someone sees that there is an even lazier way to watch TV, the second most lazy invention ever.
Yeah but it's not like it's a bad invention. You don't know how bad it feels when you're wound up in some blankets at night on the couch and you have to get up because you can't find the remote. :o
Then that's like the chicken and the egg. See, you're not lazy enough to wrap yourself in blankets, but too lazy to find the remote to be lazier. But the truly lazy will not get up and just sit there, even if it is some stupid late night infomercial featuring Tony Robbins or Ron Popeil.
Nah...that's what takeouts for. The remote wins.LJS9502_basic
Yeah, remote is the best benefit because having to get up...off of the couch, and walking all the way to the television and pressing a button a few times. Wow, that would suck, HAIL THE REMOTE INVENTER!
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