What is the most badass thing you've done in your life

Please, only real stories...if you want to talk about the time when you got down from a bus which would explode if it stopped and saved the hot girl, then dont post in this thread.

im talking about true badassness! (dont care if that word doesnt exist) dont worry this doesnt means that only something involving explosions and hot girls count...just basically anything, in real life ofc.

I cant think on many things right now, but I remember I once dodged some sort of my knife that had been launched to the air (we were making a contest to see who throwed the knife longer, when you throwed yours, you had to go check where it fell, and during this time, nobody was allowed to throw theirs ofc, but some smartass throwed his knife when I went to look for mine...)

and other time in paintball when I was outnumbered, 1 vs 5 and everyone got close to me and I only had 1 small hip-size wall covering me, they surrounded me and I just started jumping and rolling like some sort of...uhm...lets say solid snake and then I took the 5 guys out and I didnt got shot once :P

I know, no explosions happened, but its still something I can say that I was amazed to have accomplished hehe

become a badass brewmaster, I guess, and that one time I benched a lot of weight. That felt good.

too many to even count.

become a badass brewmaster, I guess, and that one time I benched a lot of weight. That felt good.

mrbojangles25

too many to even count.

butteman12

I stole ballons from a free ballon stand.

I once caught a frisbee with one hand while falling backwards, and I was inches away from concrete wall and a river, I managed to jump forwards while falling backwards, to avoid falling into the river, and I still caught the firsbee and then threw it back.

I once helped an old lady cross the street.

I once helped an old lady cross the street.

Poncho_Hachacha

I was a guard on my football team, and for our bread-and-butter toss we'd send the guard out for a lead block on the corner. During my sophomore year we were playing a terrible team and the corner was like 100 pounds. I came at him full force for the block and knocked him clean off his feet and he few 6 feet (I s*** you not) and landed flat on his back. It was awesome. We watched the replay later like 5 times. You could hear the blow on the film, and the camera was at the top of the bleachers 150~ feet away.

I've drunk milk, straight from the carton.Allicrombie

I'll just say this during the student protest last year in London some hooligans decided to set fire to a few benches, throw paintballs and eggs at police, smash windows, treat the pavement as if it were a toilet and ruin a news broadcast not sure if it was live though.
Pfft these London youths, No respect at all.

The time I took 2 beer bongs filled with Jack Daniels whiskey... about 24 shots in less than 20 minutes...

I was offically declared the ultimate heavy weight after that, and I drank for free at every party I went to after that...

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I once helped an old lady cross the street.

VaguelyTagged

Oh no, she did. What was really badass about it was... She didn't even have to ask for assistance. :D

Fought my way out of the prison known as my mothers womb.

One thing that I can think of off the top of my head is this:

My friend was driving his Ford F-250 truck, and I was in the back seat, and him and his girlfriend were in the front seats. We hit a bump, and my seatbelt "locked" on me... so I took it off for a second so that I could readjust it. Well, when I did that, we got into a car accident and the truck flipped over like 3 times and landed upside down.

The front windows were crushed in, and in the back one of the windows was crushed in, but the window on the other side wasn't broken, and there was enough room to get out. So I kicked out the window, then took off my shirt and had some towels from my gym bag (we were going to the gym), and I placed them down over the glass so nobody would cut themselves, and I helped drag them out through the back right window.

They were messed up... bleeding from cuts, he had a dislocated arm, he was pissing blood, she hit her head pretty hard, etc. I didn't have a scratch on me... and all that happend right when I took my seatbelt off... so I wasn't even wearing one at the time of the crash.

I was invincible that day.

Bought a 360. Never looked back.

cage fighting I guess?

I was on train that would explode if it went below 50mph.... but then because Aucklands public transport is so crap the train broke down..... and exploded, killing everyone. Planting that bomb was pretty badass.

ill mention one.. i protected my girlfriend

I punched a tree in half and saved the cat that was stuck in it. nuff said.

3 home runs ( grand, 2 run and 1 inside the park ), 3 stolen bases and 4 innings of no hit baseball in the same little league game. I should also add that the game was only 4 innings ( usually 6 ) because of the 10 run mercy rule which i myself was almost entirely responsible for invoking.

This was many many many years ago and it really has been all down hill since then :?

I did avoice-over for acommercial that was looking for a "mature male with deep voice". I was 8.

in the 8th grade while on a youth retreat we played dodgeball. pretty much everybody else on my team except for me got hit and taken out of the game, and i had a huge epic last stand/halo reach epilogue type of moment. took down half of the opposing team all on my own before getting hit. best part, i was dodging enemy dodgeballs straight up matrix style. it all lasted about 7 minutes. needless to say, i got some good compliments afterwards.

in the same little league game. Alter_Echo

Not that it's really "badass," but I hiked over 1,000 miles in a single trip.

Probably skydiving.

And that time I watched a bus explode and I managed to save the hottest chick ever.

saved my brothers life. michael_1234576

I was play football in my neighborhood and this kid tried to jump over me for some reason so i took his legs out and flipped him over. It was awesome.

[QUOTE="michael_1234576"]saved my brothers life. MillenialFair99