What is the most craiset thing you saw in school happen?

I saw some kid trying to jump off a fence...and he got his leg caught and flipped in the air and landed on his head........that made my day. :DSolidSnake_108

no really that happens wow my school nothing happens except what i have just told you. sulimanitachi

Meanwhile me and my friends looked on as we ate food

This is totally true.

The lunch lady's son and I were rolling a doob and we couldn't get it to roll.  So he asked his mom for help and the lunch lady rolled up our dooby.

oh man, so many things to choose from.

1) for senior prank one year, these kids stole a cow from a farm and it was wandering around on top on the school roof for a while.

2) during a bomb threat (in which we were held in the school hours past dismissal, which is stupid if there's the possibility of a bomb) kids were trying to run away while the police and school security chased us down hills and across fields in pick up trucks/cop cars.

3) i didn't see this one personally but it was all over the news and the kid got arrested. the kid jumped on the principal's desk and choked out the principal.

4) rap battles during lunch, wtf?

LOL I have a few stories. Some violent.

One time during lunch, some kid was dropping heavy stuff on a spoon for some odd reason. (Idk exactly why, I wasn't sitting w/ him.) Then it shatters and there is one really sharp point so he takes it in his hand like an Epi-pen and stabs it in this kid's thigh saying "I saved YOUR LIFE!" With enthusiasm on the YOU LIFE. The kid he "saved" was allergic to peanuts.

This next one Idk how the hell he got away with it.

I told one of my friends about a story I read on here where some kid spread his "love juice" all over his book and his teacher touched it. So he did that. He spread his love juice all of his notebook when the teacher was collecting them for HW. So when she touched it she was grossed out until he told her that it was VITAMIN WATER that he had spilled on it. (He had this smokey white vitamin water stuff on his desk) So she said "Watch where you put it, you're cleaning it up if it spills again." So then she took the binder and walked away. He had to come abck after school. IT was funny.

One time a teacher walked in the boys bathroom and caught a boy with another boy if you know what I mean. (She walked in there because peopel were breaking things in there and screaming and such)

(This one's not so bad) One time this kid jumped off the third story window and landed in a snow pile. It was pretty funny.

Lastly, one black kid was being stupid and whenever he would answer this question wrong he would say "It's because I'm Black, huh?" So one time the teacher got sick of it and responded "NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE  ****ING STUPID, NOW GET THE **** OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!" And he was out there faster than somethign that goes really fast.

american schools sound crazy. three things come to mind

there's a cemetary next to my old school and there used be gigantic brawls between my school and the vocational school next door there. just imagine 400 adolescent boys beating the crap out of each other amongst old tombs and graves and stuff. the cops would come do nothing, just wait till lunch was over

once two guys were having a fight on the street, and one threw another over the fence into some guys garden, and then through his window. the houseowner and his wife were screaming at them but wotever, there was like a hundred people in his lawn egging them on

also we used play a game where some one would light a fireworks and aim it into a kind of doorway/hall thing, where about 20 people would be huddled. u had to avoid being hit by getting people between you and the rocket. retarded  i know. but tense 

I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.Zombelious

I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube.  That was one helluva Christmas eve.Zombelious

[QUOTE="Zombelious"]I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.Nerfing

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[QUOTE="Nerfing"][QUOTE="Zombelious"]I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.RobXIII

It is true. Anybody who visits here quite frequently has had some pretty strange stuff happen..it is quite believable. These boards are magical!

I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.Zombelious

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[QUOTE="RobXIII"][QUOTE="Nerfing"][QUOTE="Zombelious"]I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.Arch_Angel_21

It is true. Anybody who visits here quite frequently has had some pretty strange stuff happen..it is quite believable. These boards are magical!

some crazy kid one day let loose a chicken in the hall ways hahah good times.

another kid had brought in concentrated animal uhh (waste) and he sprayed it all in the math teachers desk it was awsome cause everyone hated the teacher all peroid she was like "uhh what is that awful smell"

 Favorite one

a kid on valentines day this happed to the math teacher and he left a paper bag saying reach inside and get your prize but wait till you pull it out so she reached in and grabbed Dog Poo it was so hilliourious hahahaa. 

I have 2 pretty wierd ones and they both happened within a week of each other:

Some guy decided it would be funny to crap in a urinal during lunch. It kinda sucked because I was in there before the janitors came in...the smell was awful.

I never saw this one but I heard about it from a friend. Apparently, some guy was paid $10 to jump into the vending machine. Needless to say, the guy got suspended XD.

Oh, one other funny one. Some guy in my 2nd period once farted...the force behind it was so large that it ripped the back of his pants...

Oh, one other funny one. Some guy in my 2nd period once farted...the force behind it was so large that it ripped the back of his pants...

sinizegreywing

:lol:  Why is that so funny?  :lol:

[QUOTE="Zombelious"]I had an after school detention on one friday and i saw two teachers (both girls) grab and start licking all over another girl student. (she was in my French class) the teachers saw me and then started running after me and i escaped and ran out of the school. The next day the teachers and thegirl came up to me and told me they would give me F's in all my classes if i told anyone. So the next day i joiined in with their fun and we had a hot foursome with lots of lube. That was one helluva Christmas eve.neroburner52

Wow, there are some weird, crazy, and gay schools in this country. Damn. Nothing like that (to my knowledge) ever happened at my school, but I guess when I saw the two orchestra (female) teachers kissing it was...well, surprising. And scary. But other than that, nothing really.Pepperpop10

Apparently a guy who went to my high school took a dead squirrel and hung it out of the fly on his pants. Also a fight between two girls broke out right in front of my locker just out of the blue as soon as I turned around. Being the helpful guy that I was I walked around them and headed off to class. ;)CooVee