What is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen at school/work?

Topic.

I'll start, today during english, a girl stood up and upchucked over the floor, spraying the girl next to her in the process :?

My french teacher in grade 9 had hair growing from the chin area that she didn't shave off.

Something similar happened to me in 5th grade. I was just sitting there when a guy stood up, and vomited all over the place, and started some kind of terrible exorcist-esque chain reaction that involved six other people throwing up everywhere, only thing missing was the heads spinning around.

Something similar happened to me in 5th grade. I was just sitting there when a guy stood up, and vomited all over the place, and started some kind of terrible exorcist-esque chain reaction that involved six other people throwing up everywhere, only thing missing was the heads spinning around.

certifieddata

sweet jebus nobody slid in it did they?

When i worked at Cirkle K, I saw some stuff that would blow your mind, and most of it required me to clean it up...

Well, I don't know if this counts, but on my way back from class I saw some kid who had fallen off his bike and had the top half of his ear dangling by a thread. That was pretty nasty. The worst part was that we called 911 and it took the EMTs 30 minutes to get there, and we were within 5 minutes of the hospital.

sweet jebus nobody slid in it did they?

Anarchy4hire82

Nope, but when the teacher walked in he simply said. "Okay class, we're going to play a little game of the floor is lava, and exit the classroom..but in this case the lava is a terrible chunky mess all over the floor."

My College's bathroom.

In 7th grade, one of the student teachers had a seizure and smacked his head off the back of my chair. It was disturbing. Everyone was freaking out, he looked possessed or something, and I remember some girl saying "Don't let him swallow his tongue!" lol.

my friend roscoe dropped a piece of gum in a urinal, then ate it for 10 bucks

ugh...

There was a snail on the floor at work. Don't ask how it got there, I have no idea. I work in the basement level of a big clothes store away from the outside lol.

A little girl squished it and loads of customers kept accidentally walking in the squishy remains of the snail's organs. Left some nastly marks on the floor too.

When I was in middle school, someone kept putting used condoms on the doorknobs of classrooms.

There was one boy who bullied another boy. By putting his penis in his ear.....AnObscureName

Please tell me that was a typo?

OMG that's horrible

^dude stole my sig quote!

[QUOTE="AnObscureName"]There was one boy who bullied another boy. By putting his penis in his ear.....Krssmn96

Please tell me that was a typo?

OMG that's horrible

^dude stole my sig quote!

Anarchy4hire82

The sig stealer strikes again!!!!

That would be in 2004 when a 17 year old student worker got backed over by a Bulldozer. Didn't see it happen but I saw what was left of him. The guy on the Dozer didn't even know he did it either. Someone had to stop him to tell him he just backed ontop of someone.

my grade 12 math teacher having sex in his office with one of my female class mates scared me for life but he did give me a good grade for very little work

Here it goes.....

10 Things You Can Stuff In A Toilet:

- Your Dump

- A Hot Dog

- A Chip Bag

- A Shoe

- Tic-Tac Case

- A 50 Cent CD

- Urine

- A DS (WTH?!?)

- A Cell Phone

- Homework

10 Things You Can't FLUSH Down The Toilet:

All of the above.

Topic.

I'll start, today during english, a girl stood up and upchucked over the floor, spraying the girl next to her in the process :?

Krssmn96

Sounds like a Youtube moment.

7th grade at my Christian school, some kid smeared poop all over the mirrors.

My friend was going through the teachers draw to get his phone (i was on lookout). He found a porno magazine with some fresh'you know what'between some of the pages.

Poop smearing in the washrooms. :(

7th grade at my Christian school, some kid smeared poop all over the mirrors.

agturboninja

6th grade at my Christian school some girl smeared poop on the wall in both the boys' and girls' bathroom.

[QUOTE="agturboninja"]

7th grade at my Christian school, some kid smeared poop all over the mirrors.

6th grade at my Christian school some girl smeared poop on the wall in both the boys' and girls' bathroom.

There was this one crazy, crazy guy who was several shades of crazy about his ex girlfriend and some nonsense about wanting her back. In the morning I saw this guy try to take her purse from her and was all around clingy like hell. Apparently what happened later on was that he tried to propose to her in front of all these people in the cafeteria during lunch. Naturally she refused. So like what all proper manly men would do when faced with rejection, he cut his own wrist and ran away into a car. Announcments on the PA came at the end of the day to warn about this bat crazy insane incident.

Someone took a dump in the middle of the bathroom and then smeared it on the walls with their hands! The bathroom was closed for a week, so it could be cleaned and disinfected.

This kid at my school in grade 6 used to go into the stalls in the bathroom and pooh on the floor. He would then lock the stalls and crawl out underneath the sides...meaning that the janitors had to crawl under the stall wall, eye level with the dookie, and then clean it up. They never found the kid and no students knew who it was. I propose it was a ghost.

Back in elementary and junior high, there would be times when crap was smeared on door handles, soap dispensers or sink faucets. That's why I always snuck into the staff bathrooms when I had to go.

Back in the day when I was in grade 8 a girl in my class had her period and she was wearing white jeans. It was disgusting.

A few years ago, this guy from my class started picking his nose and piling up lots and lots of nose excrement(?).

Then, when it became big enough (pretty much the size of a bubblegum), he proceeded to eat it and say "Delicious fresh! :)" in front of the whole class.

I was sitting right next to him.

Once saw a guy who had literally been blown in half by an IED he was trying to deploy. Imagine body parts and lots of spaghetti. Thats what it looked like.

The STD pictures they showed my class last year. It was like someone had mega-syphilis that completely transformed there genitalia into something else. Also a few chain reaction vomitings.Jaks_Secret

This kid at my school in grade 6 used to go into the stalls in the bathroom and pooh on the floor. He would then lock the stalls and crawl out underneath the sides...meaning that the janitors had to crawl under the stall wall, eye level with the dookie, and then clean it up. They never found the kid and no students knew who it was. I propose it was a ghost.

Jph625