what is the most embarrasing thing that has ever hapened to you?

what is the most embarrasing thing that has ever hapened to you?

I was just about to post this.

I peed on myself in school TWICE!

I'm not embarrassed by anything that has ever happened to me, so nothing.

lightfooted school janitor + lightfooted class teacher + swift use of universal keys + me involved romantically with classmate, expressing our affection towards eachother in my room in a physical way = embarrasment ensued. BiancaDK

.. mine would be a friend walking in the bathroom while i was using it.. HitomiChan

[QUOTE="HitomiChan"].. mine would be a friend walking in the bathroom while i was using it.. BiancaDK

I can never win nothing!:evil:

lightfooted school janitor + lightfooted class teacher + swift use of universal keys + me involved romantically with classmate, expressing our affection towards eachother in my room in a physical way = embarrasment ensued. BiancaDK

i see what you did there. wow must of taken some work to pull that off.

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"][QUOTE="HitomiChan"].. mine would be a friend walking in the bathroom while i was using it.. HitomiChan

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Film-Guy

wow :shock: :o *head esplodes*

I'm not sure if I was ever embarresed by anthing, but I suppose I'll post anyway.

You could take your pick on which one is.

- Threw up in class

-Wet the bed on a field trip

- poop my pants at school

- peed my pants in class too

I all of this was in elementary school and it was mostly during test and I suppose I was told I couldn't anything until after the test so....

I'm sure there are others, but can't think of it at the moment.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

cornholio157

wow :shock: :o *head esplodes*

Rode my friends shoulders (he's 6 ft+), fell backwards, landed on concrete, massively split pants. Happened only like 4 months ago. I wasn't super embarrased, but it was funny.

[QUOTE="cornholio157"]

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

DEVILinIRON

wow :shock: :o *head esplodes*

I laugh about it often:P

My extended family members, her side, have tried to get us to divorce for years. Sick, Sick, people,

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

awesome3496

A movie I will maybe make one day:P

I would say the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to me was having a severe stomach issue at school and falling short of the school bathroom by about 10 feet, :(. That happaned in 2nd grade. That was a bad day...

I would say the most embarrasing thing that ever happened me was have a sever stomach issue and falling short of the school bathroom by about 10 feet, :(. That happaned in 2nd grade. That was a bad day...

MystikFollower

Same thing happened to me when I was in 1st grade:(

I guess my most embarrassing moment was when I was in 1st grade. The nun who taught the class decided my hair was too long. So she tied it into ponytails and the entire class laughed at me. I'm not embarrassed now... But I was when I was when it was happening to me.

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Film-Guy

Film-Guy has single handedly made this thread super awesome and killed it at the same time because no matter wat story someone comes up with they cant out do that.

Me extended family members her side have tried to get us to divorce for yearsl Sick, Sick, people,btaylor2404

Uhh... I bring nothing to this thread. I can;t think of anything embarrassing. Maybe I've blocked it all out.

I have too many embarrassing moments.

Here's a quick countdown getting punched in the face in MacDonald's. It was painful. I was punched by a girl who i now like to remember as the she-hulk. Am lucky i did not get a nose bleed. The time my friends left me in MacDonald's when i was getting a happy meal. They forgot about me.

My maths teacher saying am like a "Machine". Getting crouched grab by a random guy. Getting my butt smacked by girls , this happens allot.

People in my personal education class in school thinking i want to be a priest. The work person was asking everyone what they wanted to do when they left school i said "Police" but it sounded like "Priest" possibly due to my Glasgow accent i pick up from my dad and slight Irish accent in it. Eveyone stared at me while my face turned red and then am asking my mate next to me did i say priest? We had to go on the computers after that and go on some website and i talked realy loud to my mates saying i meant to say police not priest. The person who was asking came over and told me of police cadets courses they run sometimes. The rest of the time in the class involed my mates singing to me "Who shot the pope" etc.

An other time in personal education class was when the topic was about healthy relationships. The teacher who i would say is a milf. Started talking about how some females use they looks to get what they want. She said wear a ton of makeup. Have their boobs showing etc. She then walked over to me. Squeezed her boobs. Bent down and said in a slutty voice. "Hey there Stephen" . My face turned bright red i covered my face with my hands. I Laughed uncontrollably and she said sorry.

There are more but there be for a other time.

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Film-Guy

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

yungog

It wasnt brilliant at the time:P I have a lot more embarresing stories, but I will have to tell them another time.

Me extended family members her side have tried to get us to divorce for yearsl Sick, Sick, people,btaylor2404

Hmmm...The most embarrassing thing for me would be...when I wet myself in computer Class ( I was 7 or 8 ). The teacher WOULD NOT let me go to the bathroom, so I figured, Eh...Screw it. And that was that :P

Probably when I was caught being 'friendly' to myself by my parents. Damn, that was awkward.

My supply teacher slapped my ass and called me something dirty.

The supply teacher's husband works at our school.

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Film-Guy

[QUOTE="btaylor2404"]Me extended family members her side have tried to get us to divorce for yearsl Sick, Sick, people,Genetic_Code

Ouch, I was way too sleepy when I posted that last night, truly butchered it :P. But to answer the question, I don't really know. Everything was fine for several years and they all decided that any problems with my wife were my fault. It's embarrassing because I don't live in a huge town and we all know the same people, so I get asked from time to time what I did to make so and so mad, and I truly don't know.

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Link334

Note: when I was a kid (9 or 10), I used to put my hand down my pants (not underwear) all the time for no apparent reason. I was on the computer and I accidentally came across a naughty website. I just happened to have my hand in my pants at the time. And then my brother caught me. That's all I can say. It's actually more embarrassing now since I had no idea why putting my hand down my pants was weird. :cry:

And then another time I was diving underwater in a pool with my sister's friend, and everyone started falsely accusing me of staring her swimsuit.I knew I wasn't guilty, but it was really embarrassing because everyone kept bringing it up. :cry:

And lastly I had a crush on someone in my neighborhood and everyone knew about it. :oops: I was a wimpy kid.

Hmmm...The most embarrassing thing for me would be...when I wet myself in computer Class ( I was 7 or 8 ). The teacher WOULD NOT let me go to the bathroom, so I figured, Eh...Screw it. And that was that :P

Snipes_2

While I was in 3rd grade I went to school with no pants on without realizing it. It was the middle of the winter and I was rushed to get to my bus, so much so that I forgot to put on pants after putting on my long jons. Then through on a pair of snowpants and rushed to school. Once I got into the school and realized what happened I freaked out, ended up having to call home to have a family member bring me a pair of pants.

Fortunately, this didn't happen to me, but it still makes me cringe to think about it ...

When he was around 13 yo, one of my classmates accidentally got his penis caught in his zipper. The situation was delicate enough to warrant calling a doctor, who made a house-call to perform the necessary operation.

The awfully embarrassing part is that female friends of the classmate's sister were visiting at the time. While the doctor was busy bandaging the poor guy's penis , the girls kept coming into the room to take a look.

:shock:

An other time in personal education class was when the topic was about healthy relationships. The teacher who i would say is a milf. Started talking about how some females use they looks to get what they want. She said wear a ton of makeup. Have their boobs showing etc. She then walked over to me. Squeezed her boobs. Bent down and said in a slutty voice. "Hey there Stephen" . My face turned bright red i covered my face with my hands. I Laughed uncontrollably and she said sorry.

There are more but there be for a other time.

Fortunately, this didn't happen to me, but it still makes me cringe to think about it ...

When he was around 13 yo, one of my classmates accidentally got his penis caught in his zipper. The situation was delicate enough to warrant calling a doctor, who made a house-call to perform the necessary operation.

The awfully embarrassing part is that female friends of the classmate's sister were visiting at the time. While the doctor was busy bandaging the poor guy's penis , the girls kept coming into the room to take a look.

:shock:

Stesilaus

well one time in high school it was still the beginning of the day and i was using the bathroom and when i tried to zip up my zipper, it broke, so my pants were left to be unzipped the rest of the day. i tried using tape and a safety pin to keep it closed but neither worked, so i had to just leave them unzipped the rest of the day. i don't know if anyone noticed, but in my lit class i had to stand up in front of the class with my group and talk about something... i felt pretty paranoid then.

There are so many, but this is one of the really bad ones.

I have a few friends who convinced me to go to a bar where the girls were a bit on the slutty side. I am not usually into this because sluts are not my kinda girls, but they said it was for their friend's birthday so I went. I don't remember how it happened, all I know is I must have drank a bit too much and somebody put laxatives in my drink which again I never usually do. Afterward I woke up next to this girl I remembered from my college class and I tried to get up to get dressed, but then my stomach and I felt the fudge factory explode and I accidently pooped all over her. This was not how she wanted to wake up, especially since her mouth was open. She yelled and tried to stand up and I rushed forward to say sorry and help, but I slipped and fell forward accidently headbutting her in the face which gave her a pretty major nosebleed. Needless to say I didn't see her much after that incident. She showered and left and my friends still talk about it.

Film-Guy

OMG! I don't think ANYthing can beat this story! Hahaha that's horrible!