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Polish Penguins often participate in wild sessions of Fandango dancing ... and that's why the French don't wash, Of course the German elephants are rarely seen playing golf, and that is what drives the Dutch Monkeys to fly magic carpets, and as everyone knows that is the only way to go and visit the king of the potato people during his royal inspection.
Bible refernces usually come with a citation....Polish Penguins often participate in wild sessions of Fandango dancing ... and that's why the French don't wash, Of course the German elephants are rarely seen playing golf, and that is what drives the Dutch Monkeys to fly magic carpets, and as everyone knows that is the only way to go and visit the king of the potato people during his royal inspection.
69ANT69
Where have I heard that before?Polish Penguins often participate in wild sessions of Fandango dancing ... and that's why the French don't wash, Of course the German elephants are rarely seen playing golf, and that is what drives the Dutch Monkeys to fly magic carpets, and as everyone knows that is the only way to go and visit the king of the potato people during his royal inspection.
69ANT69
Where have I heard that before?Wozmcfc
No idea :P
[QUOTE="69ANT69"]Bible refernces usually come with a citation....Polish Penguins often participate in wild sessions of Fandango dancing ... and that's why the French don't wash, Of course the German elephants are rarely seen playing golf, and that is what drives the Dutch Monkeys to fly magic carpets, and as everyone knows that is the only way to go and visit the king of the potato people during his royal inspection.
clembo1990
I am sorry, but the buzzing randomness filling this topic made the page spontaneously combust while the gigantic Mayor of Warsaw looked on laughing :evil:
Bible refernces usually come with a citation....[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="69ANT69"]
Polish Penguins often participate in wild sessions of Fandango dancing ... and that's why the French don't wash, Of course the German elephants are rarely seen playing golf, and that is what drives the Dutch Monkeys to fly magic carpets, and as everyone knows that is the only way to go and visit the king of the potato people during his royal inspection.
69ANT69
I am sorry, but the buzzing randomness filling this topic made the page spontaneously combust while the gigantic Mayor of Warsaw looked on laughing :evil:
But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?
I never had a have to come follow with cougars flocking redness garbage over near teeth of beaver my teacher mostly past tied to Ghandi with steel of flesh drip most garbled do you?
But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?Shi-ro-meImpossible, the cool story bro might always never even might through be that your were climb down fast tressle trout vesper pardon yoggle flan!
[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?clembo1990Impossible, the cool story bro might always never even might through be that your were climb down fast tressle trout vesper pardon yoggle flan!
Michael Jackson secretly barbecues turtle toes in his backyard? God damnit I knew it.
Impossible, the cool story bro might always never even might through be that your were climb down fast tressle trout vesper pardon yoggle flan![QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?Shi-ro-me
Michael Jackson secretly barbecues turtle toes in his backyard? God damnit I knew it.
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I got an std from a giant worm called Steve, he is such a great worm, really he is. So anyway I found out he was having an affair with Kate from down the road so I killed her I hit her in the hea with a giant chocolate bar there was blood everwhere. And now I am in prison eating lightbulbs and pillows yum.ryrulez
I was on the phone while I read this and I busted out laughing, now my gf wants to know what I'm lauging at. XD
[QUOTE="69ANT69"]
[QUOTE="clembo1990"] Bible refernces usually come with a citation....Shi-ro-me
I am sorry, but the buzzing randomness filling this topic made the page spontaneously combust while the gigantic Mayor of Warsaw looked on laughing :evil:
But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?
Isn't it obvious, the flaming Bolivian mongoose's will simply make crop circles in their marijuana.Here's just one sentence from the poem "Song of Myself" from that bastard of a bard Walt Whitman. Yes it's all just one sentence.
The pure contralto sings in the organ loft,
The carpenter dresses his plank, the tongue of his foreplane whistles its wild ascending lisp,
The married and unmarried children ride home to their Thanksgiving dinner,
The pilot seizes the king-pin, he heaves down with a strong arm,
The mate stands braced in the whale-boat, lance and harpoon are ready,
The duck-shooter walks by silent and cautious stretches,
The deacons are ordain'd with cross'd hands at the altar,
The spinning-girl retreats and advances to the hum of the big wheel,
The farmer stops by the bars as he walks on a First-day loafe and looks at the oats and rye,
The lunatic is carried at last to the asylum a confirm'd case,
(He will never sleep any more as he did in the cot in his mother's bed-room;)
The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case,
He turns his quid of tobacco while his eyes blurr with the manuscript;
The malform'd limbs are tied to the surgeon's table,
What is removed drops horribly in a pail;
The quadroon girl is sold at the auction-stand, the drunkard nods by the bar-room stove,
The machinist rolls up his sleeves, the policeman travels his beat, the gate-keeper marks who pass,
The young fellow drives the express-wagon, (I love him, though I do not know him;)
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race,
The western turkey-shooting draws old and young, some lean on their rifles, some sit on logs,
Out from the crowd steps the marksman, takes his position, levels his piece;
The groups of newly-come immigrants cover the wharf or levee,
As the woolly-pates hoe in the sugar-field, the overseer views them from his saddle,
The bugle calls in the ball-room, the gentlemen run for their partners, the dancers bow to each other,
The youth lies awake in the cedar-roof'd garret and harks to the musical rain,
The Wolverine sets traps on the creek that helps fill the Huron,
The squaw wrapt in her yellow-hemm'd cloth is offering moccasins and bead-bags for sale,
The connoisseur peers along the exhibition-gallery with half-shut eyes bent sideways,
As the deck-hands make fast the steamboat the plank is thrown for the shore-going passengers,
The young sister holds out the skein while the elder sister winds it off in a ball, and stops now and then for the knots,
The one-year wife is recovering and happy having a week ago borne her first child,
The clean-hair'd Yankee girl works with her sewing-machine or in the factory or mill,
The paving-man leans on his two-handed rammer, the reporter's lead flies swiftly over the note-book, the sign-painter is lettering with blue and gold,
The canal boy trots on the tow-path, the book-keeper counts at his desk, the shoemaker waxes his thread,
The conductor beats time for the band and all the performers follow him,
The child is baptized, the convert is making his first professions,
The regatta is spread on the bay, the race is begun, (how the white sails sparkle!)
The drover watching his drove sings out to them that would stray,
The pedler sweats with his pack on his back, (the purchaser higgling about the odd cent;)
The bride unrumples her white dress, the minute-hand of the clock moves slowly,
The opium-eater reclines with rigid head and just-open'd lips,
The prostitute draggles her shawl, her bonnet bobs on her tipsy and pimpled neck,
The crowd laugh at her blackguard oaths, the men jeer and wink to each other,
(Miserable! I do not laugh at your oaths nor jeer you;)
The President holding a cabinet council is surrounded by the great Secretaries,
On the piazza walk three matrons stately and friendly with twined arms,
The crew of the fish-smack pack repeated layers of halibut in the hold,
The Missourian crosses the plains toting his wares and his cattle,
As the fare-collector goes through the train he gives notice by the jingling of loose change,
The floor-men are laying the floor, the tinners are tinning the roof, the masons are calling for mortar,
In single file each shouldering his hod pass onward the laborers;
Seasons pursuing each other the indescribable crowd is gather'd, it is the fourth of Seventh-month, (what salutes of cannon and small arms!)
Seasons pursuing each other the plougher ploughs, the mower mows, and the winter-grain falls in the ground;
Off on the lakes the pike-fisher watches and waits by the hole in the frozen surface,
The stumps stand thick round the clearing, the squatter strikes deep with his axe,
Flatboatmen make fast towards dusk near the cotton-wood or pecan-trees,
Coon-seekers go through the regions of the Red river or through those drain'd by the Tennessee, or through those of the Arkansas,
Torches shine in the dark that hangs on the Chattahooche or Altamahaw,
Patriarchs sit at supper with sons and grandsons and great-grandsons around them,
In walls of adobie, in canvas tents, rest hunters and trappers after their day's sport,
The city sleeps and the country sleeps,
The living sleep for their time, the dead sleep for their time,
The old husband sleeps by his wife and the young husband sleeps by his wife;
And these tend inward to me, and I tend outward to them,
And such as it is to be of these more or less I am,
And of these one and all I weave the song of myself.
[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"][QUOTE="69ANT69"]
I am sorry, but the buzzing randomness filling this topic made the page spontaneously combust while the gigantic Mayor of Warsaw looked on laughing :evil:
69ANT69
But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?
Isn't it obvious, the flaming Bolivian mongoose's will simply make crop circles in their marijuana.Making the marijuana plants ignite in a hellish blaze, and therefore anyone near the tiny muffin cave
becomes dangerously disoriented and unable to continue onto the lava lamps of life. Freaking genius!!
Isn't it obvious, the flaming Bolivian mongoose's will simply make crop circles in their marijuana.[QUOTE="69ANT69"][QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]
But if the Mayor of Warsaw is huge how can he protect the lava lamps of life from being stolen out of tiny muffin cave?
Shi-ro-me
Making the marijuana plants ignite in a hellish blaze, and therefore anyone near the tiny muffin cave
becomes dangerously disoriented and unable to continue onto the lava lamps of life. Freaking genius!!
Then it is settled my young friend, Another crisis averted ... now I must leave you for I have an appointment to see the Indian bingo caller of Finland ... Goodbye :)[QUOTE="synyster-666"]
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Shi-ro-me
If you didn't like me you could've just said so, gosh.
sOzz. 1 DiDn"7 b0Th3R K0nZiDaR1N uR F3eL1hGs../,
[QUOTE="Shi-ro-me"]
[QUOTE="synyster-666"]
s5d41h4s841j6 &*)(@()*IFSFGdd sa/7446165sd /'a.fgkgo'ad dkpak[03, aksfpkmp.?:
synyster-666
If you didn't like me you could've just said so, gosh.
sOzz. 1 DiDn"7 b0Th3R K0nZiDaR1N uR F3eL1hGs../,
I suffered some serious brain farts but I think I got it, apology accepted. =P
this is MADNESS! ;o[QUOTE="BiancaDK"][QUOTE="domatron23"]... The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case,..Jekken6
No, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
no this is patrick[QUOTE="Jekken6"][QUOTE="BiancaDK"] this is MADNESS! ;olonewolf604
No, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
no this is patrick is this the krusty krab?Please Log In to post.
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