What is THE most random thing that ever happened to you?

I'm bored andwant to hear some good stories...

For me, it was when a guy had to pee really bad in middle school, and couldn't hold it any longer. As soon as class ended, he pulled down his pants and ran down the hallway, peeing all over the place as he ran. Then, he went to the bathroom and grabbed a toilet roll and rolled it down the hallway, as if it was going to soak about all the urine. I think he got suspended for a day or two, I forgot.

Another time, I was walking down the hallway at school, when this 4 foot tall kid dressed up as a ninja started jumping on walls and over people and pretending to kick and punch and stuff, then ran off into a classroom. To this day, I have no idea if I imagined that event or not, because I never saw him again.

One time I got really drunk and surfed a sofa/couch in the sea (it was on the beach and I saw an oppertunity :P) with my friend. The next day, me and my friend were walking to the shop when this woman came up to us, asking us if we'd help her move. She told us she's leaving her boyfriend because he beats her and stuff, so of course we helped. Anwyay, we asked where she was headed and she said "Oh, I don't have anywhere to go so I'm just gonna surf sofa's for a while...." me and my friend did this face: :shock: haha.

One time I got really drunk and surfed a sofa/couch in the sea (it was on the beach and I saw an oppertunity :P) with my friend. The next day, me and my friend were walking to the shop when this woman came up to us, asking us if we'd help her move. She told us she's leaving her boyfriend because he beats her and stuff, so of course we helped. Anwyay, we asked where she was headed and she said "Oh, I don't have anywhere to go so I'm just gonna surf sofa's for a while...." me and my friend did this face: :shock: haha.

manicfoot

Man that's hilarious, especially the first one. And as we're talking about peeing accidents, I once had to pee so bad in the city that I just went behind a building and started peeing, it turned out that there was a window there and an office right next to it. And while I'm peeing on the desk( I honest had to go so bad that I didn't look), the guy who worked there looked at me and said "what the hell are you doing?". I just put it in my pants and started running while pissing my pants at the same time.

That's probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me, if you count out one time when I was 6 and had a school trip to the beach. I was afraid that shorts were gonna be stolen so I dag a hole and hid it there and made an x mark on top of it. After I finished swimming I went there, I couldn't find the x mark, so the teacher had no choice but to put me in a freaking skirt that I had to wear for the entire trip back home.

Seeing a kid lose his bladder is one thing, but watching a plane fly into a freaking building is another. Seriously, when my dad woke me up and I saw it on TV I thought I was dreaming. I thought it was WWIII.

Who can honestly say that wasn't the most random thing, seeing those images for the first time?

I remember this 7 year old kid named Callum who was a bit hyperactive. I was watching him and he suddenly started screaming like a lunatic and run in a random direction. He only runs about three meters when he gets close-lined by a branch from a tree. Now he was on the ground crying and I first reaction was to laugh (because it was kind of funny), then I realised he had a swarm of bees attacking him. I was like "Omg" and his dad came and saved his ass.

Randomest thing thats ever happened to me involves my printer. We bought a new PC and had a bit of trouble connecting the printer so we just left it and then a few weeks after I have to print off an assignment.

So I printed it and nothing happened. I tried a few more times and still nothing, so I figured I'd email it to myself and print it off at school. Anyway, I let it be and went to bed, however at around to 1:45 I was awoken to the noise of the printer printing something. I just figured it was my assignment, however when I woke up in the morning I was a little bit freaked out when I saw what had been printed on the page.

A line of smiley faces in the centre of the page and nothing else.

That worthless good for nothing street performer David Blaine came up and started his shananigans, needless to say he is quite persistent. My family and me were trying to walk away and he wouldnt leave us alone. With all that magical skill i thought to myself "bet this guy cant dodge my fist".elfimis

[QUOTE="elfimis"]That worthless good for nothing street performer David Blaine came up and started his shananigans, needless to say he is quite persistent. My family and me were trying to walk away and he wouldnt leave us alone. With all that magical skill i thought to myself "bet this guy cant dodge my fist".Deihjan

No i didnt punch him, i should've, but i didn't. His "illusions" are really lame to be honest. I wasn't impressed at all.

this fat girl wiped out on the top of the escalator at the subway. she was like a bowling ball and took everyone with her..... including mefreshgman

[QUOTE="freshgman"]this fat girl wiped out on the top of the escalator at the subway. she was like a bowling ball and took everyone with her..... including meJandurin

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="freshgman"]this fat girl wiped out on the top of the escalator at the subway. she was like a bowling ball and took everyone with her..... including mefreshgman

One time I got really drunk and surfed a sofa/couch in the sea (it was on the beach and I saw an oppertunity :P) with my friend. The next day, me and my friend were walking to the shop when this woman came up to us, asking us if we'd help her move. She told us she's leaving her boyfriend because he beats her and stuff, so of course we helped. Anwyay, we asked where she was headed and she said "Oh, I don't have anywhere to go so I'm just gonna surf sofa's for a while...." me and my friend did this face: :shock: haha.

manicfoot

Idk, that reminded me of this story:

My friend, his older cousin (girl) and I were walking on the beach, and it was completely empty. So, there were Spongebob flip flops on the ground, so my friends cousin was like
"Aw, sweet." and took them. Two minutes later, we notice some fat lady (like 200 ft away) chasing us yelling "GIMME BACK MAH FLIPFLOPS!!!" And so she just popped them off, and we ran. lol.

One time I was walking down the street and these kids, maybe about 8 years old, four of them, jumped out from behind something with sticks, telling me to give them my money. They had their shrits over their heads they they were obviosuly serious. I laughed bat them and kept walking, when one of them hit me with the stick, around my ankle (from behind). The stick broke in half (I hardly felt it) and in less than a second one of them said "Let's get out of here!" and they all ran off half-screaming. It was so cartoon like.

Even more funny is that I knew EXACTLY who they were anyway.