What is the worst date you have ever had in your life

Doing the naughty doesn't count!

Relationship doesn't count

Must be within 24 hours

(But your free to tell either way)

Example 1: guy or girl arrives leads you on and then dumps you as a substitute for a ex revenge attack victim

Example 2: he or she bangs your best friend and you must live with them for the rest of your life.

Example 3: The friend zone

Last example 4: you invite them to your house and they leave saying I please don't call me (and clean your place up) because I have met my partner thank you.

I met a chick on pof, who looked nothing like her profile picture. She was ugly and heavier than she appeared on her profile. She admitted to having an std. She wanted to get shit for a cake so I dropped her off at Walmart and told her I would look for a parking spot. I just fucked off.

@SOedipus: This made me chuckle.

@SOedipus: Is the profile still up, we want to see.

I had a co-worker that was extremely fat, like really really obese type of fat. however his face looked normal. guess what his profile picture was, his face.

He also was signed up on dating sites and always had a date, yet nobody sticked around.

Always made me laugh, i wonder why.

Went on a date with a girl to watch fireworks at the local beach. Along the way she wanted to get a coffee & donuts. Not sure about you guys but usually after eating donuts & coffee I have to take a huge shit. We had a little bit of a walk to the beach. My stomach starts grumbling.

I'm thinking... "Oh shit....I gotta shit." And its feeling like one of those shits you can't really stop.

I'm trying to hide this fact because I don't really know this girl & we're chatting as we go. I'm freaking out wondering what to do because theres nowhere to go we're in suburbia & the beach is still about 20 min walk away.

We come to this forested ravine between homes & I tell her to keep walking I'll be right back.

Run down into the ravine and find a relatively secluded place and let it go. Took my underwear off and used that to wipe my ass but it was pretty much an ass blaster shit that went everywhere. Suddenly I hear "Hey you asshole you better clean that up get outta there!"

Turns out I'm like right beside someones backyard that I didn't see because I was in such a rush. This home owner starts yelling at me. I yank my pants up leave my underwear and big pile of shit while this home owner is yelling over his fence at me.

The girl hears the yelling walks back and I'm coming up the ravine and he's yelling at me about taking a shit in his backyard. So yeah... that was my worst date.

@Skarwolf: ohh man sorry that happened to you bro it was too funny my kool-aide came back up from my nose. The Worst date I never been on was with this gurl wouldnt stop talking I couldn't talk she would always interupt me.

The worst date I ever had was the last date I had before I gave up on dating which was funnily enough when I met my wife.

I went on a blind with a girl that was a friend of my cousins who my cousin told me that she was really REALLY into me which was what sold it to me... Nope she was not, couldn't stop talking about her ex and relationships. She wasn't a bad person it was just a bad date as she clearly hadn't moved on from her ex and used me as emotional sponge for 4 hours that and battered me with misandry. I felt like drowning my self in the Thames to get away from her.

The one I had with Harvey Weinstein

OMFG dude, those are the worst. I mean I get having a mutual talk about exes and stuff, and I can handle some old sex stories and stuff because they give insight, but if a woman talks about her ex too much, or talks about her sex life before you for too much, jesus christ STFU

@mrbojangles25: I had a few of those and they are enough to make you never want to go out on a date ever again... Sad thing is its not even exclusive to people who don't know, I knew a girl in college very well before going out on a date with her and bam it wasn't the first date but it was a slow and consistent subject you couldn't ignore.

So if anyone is reading this who is not over their ex and is single and dating, please stop it and fix your self before you start dating again.

@Grey_Eyed_Elf: unfortunately a lot of people just don't know how to be out of a relationship, appreciate the alone time (and how alone is not the same as being lonely), and move on to the next before they have processed the previous one.

@mrbojangles25: Serial monogamists... They ruined the dating world for me. Thank God I no longer have to date again.