What is wierdest thing you have seen in public

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I havent really sen that many insane things happen but I would say the wierdest thing I have seen would be when I was in a place buying a few things and a kid was infront of me and a "hefty woman" after that, the kid said to his mother "geez that woomans fat" the mother shooshed him and then the womans pager went off and the kid yelled out "lookout she's reversing" and mved out of the way

Lol that's a funny story.

The wierdest thing I've ever seen in public was when I was sitting in my movie theatre waiting for the movie to start and this little kid in front of me turns around and goes, "Are you a robot?"

I was like "What? :|"

Lol that's a funny story.

The wierdest thing I've ever seen in public was when I was sitting in my movie theatre waiting for the movie to start and this little kid in front of me turns around and goes, "Are you a robot?"

I was like "What? :|"

hokies1313

Were you wearing sunglasses and repeatedly yelling out "John Connor!"?

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Lol that's a funny story.

The wierdest thing I've ever seen in public was when I was sitting in my movie theatre waiting for the movie to start and this little kid in front of me turns around and goes, "Are you a robot?"

I was like "What? :|"

SilentSoprano

Were you wearing sunglasses and repeatedly yelling out "John Connor!"?

Lol no, I was simply sitting staring forward at the screen waiting for the movie to start.

No sunglasses :P

Weirdest? I don't know, but one time I was in line at a fast food restaurant and the couple in front of me started French kissing each other. I mean they were practically making out. That was pretty damn strange. It's certainly the only time I recall ever seeing anyone do that in a restaurant.

I've seen many stranger things than that, but that was the first thing that popped into my head and I'm sticking with it.

I Was in Target or something once, and this short, stocky little man walked up and got in line behind me as I was leaving. Wearing a pink tanktop, ripped off jean shorts, and lime green flip flops. He was COVERED in hair. Hair... everywhere. the tops of his shoulders had as much hair as my head.I wont ever be able to look at hair again without picturing him now.

All that would have been fine if it werent for the smell that accompanied him.

I got out of line and went to a different register.

A fat guy with a beard and grey hair dressed up as an old women at the mall. He had a purse and everything.

The most awesome thing I've ever seen was when I was on my to some chicks birthday and as I was pulling up to the place I see my friend standing on one of those green electrical boxes do a backflip and land straight on his face.

I Was in Target or something once, and this short, stocky little man walked up and got in line behind me as I was leaving. Wearing a pink tanktop, ripped off jean shorts, and lime green flip flops. He was COVERED in hair. Hair... everywhere. the tops of his shoulders had as much hair as my head.I wont ever be able to look at hair again without picturing him now.

All that would have been fine if it werent for the smell that accompanied him.

I got out of line and went to a different register.

raven_squad

....... :?

I probably would have done the same thing

During my Senior year of High School, I was on the School Bus and a car was driving along side us. When I looked out my window I saw a chick going down on the guy who was driving. Me and my friends cheered him on. Swear To God

ROFL.

Lol that's a funny story.

The wierdest thing I've ever seen in public was when I was sitting in my movie theatre waiting for the movie to start and this little kid in front of me turns around and goes, "Are you a robot?"

I was like "What? :|"

hokies1313

You should have said "Yes I am, I was sent back in time to protect you and ensure the human race lives on after Judgement Day."

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I havent really sen that many insane things happen but I would say the wierdest thing I have seen would be when I was in a place buying a few things and a kid was infront of me and a "hefty woman" after that, the kid said to his mother "geez that woomans fat" the mother shooshed him and then the womans pager went off and the kid yelled out "lookout she's reversing" and mved out of the way

gummy_joe

I got that story in an email and have seen it all over the internet. SUSPICIOUS???

My trips to uni provide much entertainment on some days.

I've seen a guy threaten his own hiccups.

I've seen someone not know he had tourettes and look around frantically to see who swore at him.

I was stroked by a man rapping to himself.

I once sat on the bus and the person in front and behind me started arguing...then saying how much they loved each other.

There's plenty more but none spring to mind.

90% of these "stories" are going to be about crossdressersAaronHullLfc

Funnily enough there's a guy around town who crossdresses, but he's so well known and regular it's almost normal.

During my Senior year of High School, I was on the School Bus and a car was driving along side us. When I looked out my window I saw a chick going down on the guy who was driving. Me and my friends cheered him on. Swear To God

Squire_Ramza

I've seen an old, tall dude in women's clothing. It was very distracting even to the cashier who was scanning his purchases. After the dude left, the cashier, I, and all other employees nearby laughed our @ss offgamah_killah

There's a customer who frequents my place of my employment, and he's like that too. Maybe not so *old*, but he's really tall and manly and dresses like a woman.

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I havent really sen that many insane things happen but I would say the wierdest thing I have seen would be when I was in a place buying a few things and a kid was infront of me and a "hefty woman" after that, the kid said to his mother "geez that woomans fat" the mother shooshed him and then the womans pager went off and the kid yelled out "lookout she's reversing" and mved out of the way

gummy_joe

Good god that's old.

One time I was in the hospital and this old bird came shuffleing by, she had the walking farts you see, so it sounded like somone revving a weed whacker. I saw another one later and as she shuffled by it sounded like she was wearing suction cups on her feet while walking across a wet floor.