I'd lay my life for my girlfriend, if it gets any extreme than that i will do that too. She's worth more than my life is to me.
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I'd lay my life for my girlfriend, if it gets any extreme than that i will do that too. She's worth more than my life is to me.
I'd go as far as it takes for my wife and kids, they are my whole life. Their lives areinfinitely more important than mine, any day.
...but they better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger...
agreed, nor my popsickle ;)I'd go as far as it takes for my wife and kids, they are my whole life. Their lives areinfinitely more important than mine, any day.
...but they better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger...
tocklestein2005
Well the life insurance cert says $485k....
So $485k [spoiler] Bet you thought I was kidding [/spoiler] [spoiler] to bad [/spoiler] [spoiler] no really, I kid, i kid [/spoiler]
you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares.Never had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
TehFuneral
3 camels and 2 donkeys. We can negotiate on a deal if you can't pay the 3 camels and the 2 donkeys. :D
[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. lolwutNever had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
phoenix-serpent
[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares.Never had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
phoenix-serpent
:P, seriously i don't put much thought into it. I really don't care tbh
Nice advice though
3 camels and 2 donkeys. Nothing more than that. :)How much are you willing to pay? I don't accept checks.
kidsmelly
[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]3 camels and 2 donkeys. Nothing more than that. :)How much are you willing to pay? I don't accept checks.
MrEnvelope
FYI camels are very expensive.
3 camels and 2 donkeys. Nothing more than that. :)[QUOTE="MrEnvelope"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]
How much are you willing to pay? I don't accept checks.
TehFuneral
FYI camels are very expensive.
Hey man don't ruin this deal for me.
Uhh Fedex them overnight I shall do the same. Ill even throw in complementary tube socks.
3 camels and 2 donkeys. Nothing more than that. :)[QUOTE="MrEnvelope"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]
How much are you willing to pay? I don't accept checks.
TehFuneral
FYI camels are very expensive.
Yes, but camels are unable to make sandwiches. :PMy ex husband?... ... ........ .... Id um.. ... well i cant say id do much for him. I used to do a lot for him tho :| Things I shouldnt have. xhellcatxbe more specific plox
That last person to test how far I would go for my GF ended up on a stretcher. That was 5 years ago, and should answer your question.clayronOhohoh, do tell more please and thank you?
[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]My ex husband?... ... ........ .... Id um.. ... well i cant say id do much for him. I used to do a lot for him tho :| Things I shouldnt have. frostybananabe more specific plox I cant be much more specific as I will get modded, but he asked me to do certain things and have sex with some people infront of him for him and I was stupid enough to do so. And he still goes off and cheats on me and still abuses me physically, verbally, and mentally. Yea, lessons learned the hard way are never fun lessons, but lessons enough.
[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. That's really creepy lolNever had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
phoenix-serpent
[QUOTE="frostybanana"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"]My ex husband?... ... ........ .... Id um.. ... well i cant say id do much for him. I used to do a lot for him tho :| Things I shouldnt have. xhellcatxbe more specific plox I cant be much more specific as I will get modded, but he asked me to do certain things and have sex with some people infront of him for him and I was stupid enough to do so. And he still goes off and cheats on me and still abuses me physically, verbally, and mentally. Yea, lessons learned the hard way are never fun lessons, but lessons enough. oh jesus christ, i was just kidding about the be more specific part lol. didn't want you to put it out there like that, my bad
[QUOTE="phoenix-serpent"][QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. That's really creepy lol LOL, that's exactly what I was thinkingNever had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
DarthJohnova
[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. The %%%% kind of girl goes for that?Never had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
phoenix-serpent
[QUOTE="phoenix-serpent"][QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. The %%%% kind of girl goes for that? Sounds like a good way to end up with a restraining order or in the friendzoneNever had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
cybrcatter
[QUOTE="clayron"]That last person to test how far I would go for my GF ended up on a stretcher. That was 5 years ago, and should answer your question.UnamedThingOhohoh, do tell more please and thank you? He didn't like my GF because I broke up with a girl 3 years before that he was fond off. Let that sink in. He was mad that I broke up with a girl that he liked when I was 14 or 15. Weird right? So, he approaches me in a mall and proceeds to verbally disrespect me, which is fine by me. I never pay any attention to that stuff. However, when he started in on disrespecting the GF I proceeded to whip his ass on the second floor of the South Bay Galleria (AstroZombie37 knows where that it) in front of his friends. Who didn't help him, by the way. He was pretty messed up by the time I was done. The stretcher part ins't rue. Just added for dramatic effect. That was the last fight I was in. Oh, to be young again.
[QUOTE="UnamedThing"][QUOTE="clayron"]That last person to test how far I would go for my GF ended up on a stretcher. That was 5 years ago, and should answer your question.clayronOhohoh, do tell more please and thank you? He didn't like my GF because I broke up with a girl 3 years before that he was fond off. Let that sink in. He was mad that I broke up with a girl that he liked when I was 14 or 15. Weird right? So, he approaches me in a mall and proceeds to verbally disrespect me, which is fine by me. I never pay any attention to that stuff. However, when he started in on disrespecting the GF I proceeded to whip his ass on the second floor of the South Bay Galleria (AstroZombie37 knows where that it) in front of his friends. Who didn't help him, by the way. He was pretty messed up by the time I was done. The stretcher part ins't rue. Just added for dramatic effect. That was the last fight I was in. Oh, to be young again. Yeah, I don't blame you. I would do the same thing.
[QUOTE="frostybanana"][QUOTE="xhellcatx"]My ex husband?... ... ........ .... Id um.. ... well i cant say id do much for him. I used to do a lot for him tho :| Things I shouldnt have. xhellcatxbe more specific plox I cant be much more specific as I will get modded, but he asked me to do certain things and have sex with some people infront of him for him and I was stupid enough to do so. And he still goes off and cheats on me and still abuses me physically, verbally, and mentally. Yea, lessons learned the hard way are never fun lessons, but lessons enough. O. Dear. God.
I would die for them.
That really isnt saying much though. Even being as cynical and uncompassionate as i am, i would die for a random stranger when it came down to it. I would rather lose my own life than live knowing someone else died and i could have stopped it.
[QUOTE="UnamedThing"][QUOTE="xaos"] Sounds like a good way to end up with a restraining order or in the friendzoneaerial6790Yeah, won't win you any girls either way. lol,no way you wanna do that on the first try,they'll think your strange or something.Just get them to know a little bit about you and her.Be friends and when the time comes ask her out NICELY! not like you're desperate or somethin.
so no jokes about cloroform roofies or touching her shoulder....is this possible?
lol,no way you wanna do that on the first try,they'll think your strange or something.Just get them to know a little bit about you and her.Be friends and when the time comes ask her out NICELY! not like you're desperate or somethin.[QUOTE="aerial6790"][QUOTE="UnamedThing"] Yeah, won't win you any girls either way. killerkool07
so no jokes about cloroform roofies or touching her shoulder....is this possible?
Do you really think OT would stoop to something so low?[QUOTE="aerial6790"][QUOTE="UnamedThing"] Yeah, won't win you any girls either way. xaoslol,no way you wanna do that on the first try,they'll think your strange or something.Just get them to know a little bit about you and her.Be friends and when the time comes ask her out NICELY! not like you're desperate or somethin. I think "I wanna die in your arms" is going to reek of desperation at pretty much any point...
if you were married it would be ok but in this stage you may as well set up camp ouside her house with a scream mask and a vocie changer for the good it will do you
[QUOTE="killerkool07"][QUOTE="aerial6790"] lol,no way you wanna do that on the first try,they'll think your strange or something.Just get them to know a little bit about you and her.Be friends and when the time comes ask her out NICELY! not like you're desperate or somethin.cybrcatter
so no jokes about cloroform roofies or touching her shoulder....is this possible?
Do you really think OT would stoop to something so low?no no it was a joke
[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]you are a boy. believe me, even the hottest of the hot girls will melt, just show confidence, and let them know you exist. Persuade the one girl you like best a little, then get all emotional if she still says no, say stuff like i want to die in your arms, and you'll be with me one day, mark my words; stuff like that. they'll automatically come for you when they know there's someone who cares. Werent you the one a few days again begging OT to give you advice on why this girl refused to add you on facebook?Never had one, unlucky guy over here.
*shrugs*
phoenix-serpent
[QUOTE="UnamedThing"][QUOTE="clayron"]That last person to test how far I would go for my GF ended up on a stretcher. That was 5 years ago, and should answer your question.clayronOhohoh, do tell more please and thank you? He didn't like my GF because I broke up with a girl 3 years before that he was fond off. Let that sink in. He was mad that I broke up with a girl that he liked when I was 14 or 15. Weird right? So, he approaches me in a mall and proceeds to verbally disrespect me, which is fine by me. I never pay any attention to that stuff. However, when he started in on disrespecting the GF I proceeded to whip his ass on the second floor of the South Bay Galleria (AstroZombie37 knows where that it) in front of his friends. Who didn't help him, by the way. He was pretty messed up by the time I was done. The stretcher part ins't rue. Just added for dramatic effect. That was the last fight I was in. Oh, to be young again.
I had pretty much the same exact thing happen to me in a Checkers parking lot in 2001. Friend is handicapped and in a wheelchair, some guys not only parked in the adjacent spot close enough that i could not get the door open, they were sitting on his car and leaning against it. I was nice, asked them to excuse us so we could leave and they just HAD to go the punk route.
Started insulting my handicapped friend, one of them grabbed his wheelchair and started to push it away as he walked over towards me.
I exploded. I dont know how many times i hit him but when i was done i had 2 broken fingers and had to get 20 some odd stitches in my hand where i cut myself on his teeth. None of his friends did anything but call the cops. Kinda pathetic to sit there and watch your "friend" get beat that badly.
I ended up getting charged with "Felony assault with intent to cause malicious injury" for my troubles. Its still with me, still shows up on background checks, still have trouble getting decent jobs, can never work for the government etc etc etc. All because i did the right thing. Love how that works.
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