What is your definition of a perfect murder?

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#1 CrackThaRipper
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Really I would want to know how you think you'd get away with it.

For me, very simple... ice knife. The weapon melts away along with the finger prints, and the autopsy will show nothing but water in the belly
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#2 Matthew_Kaeser
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Umm... One where I won't get caught... Ever...
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Ask the black trash bags in my closet...Muahahahahahha....
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By burying a guy's head in a mound of cocaine to make it look like he OD'd.
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#5 CrackThaRipper
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Umm... One where I won't get caught... Ever...Matthew_Kaeser
.....Sheer GENIUS!... Care to use your imagination a little? Let loose, no one will judge you..... Except Jesus
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#6 deactivated-5b4bf92fc902e
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A perfect murder for me would be to kill someone without ever being caught.
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#7 LA_lakers_4life
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give a lethal dose of epinephrine to an individual...this puts them into cardiac arrest,,,leave...and when an ambulance comes, they would have no idea that you have given the victim epinephrine already would attempt to revive the victim from cardiac arrest by administering another dose of epinephrine but in doin so they ensure a lethal overdose thus killing the victim...in the autopsy they will find a high done of epinephrine but because the EMT administered a dose they would take the heat....perfection 8)
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#8 foxhound_fox
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The one where the perpetrator gets caught before the act is committed.
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#9 Taxpaying_Acorn
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The perfect murder... is me getting complete and total satisfaction of knowing my victim was in the most unimaginable pain for their remaining agonizing moments on earth. I don't care if I got away with it or not... so long as they suffered to the limits of human pain.
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#10 FlamesFan2
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When you murder someone and they don't know that they are being murdered until after except afterwards they still don't know that they have been murdered.
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#11 fidosim
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The murder of baby Adolf Hitler
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#12 Volodnikov9
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Perfectly staged accident
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#13 Marine387
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joining the Marine Corps and killing a piece of crap Hadji and get paid for it, all in a days work
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#14 lord_mordain
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The perfect murder... is me getting complete and total satisfaction of knowing my victim was in the most unimaginable pain for their remaining agonizing moments on earth. I don't care if I got away with it or not... so long as they suffered to the limits of human pain.Taxpaying_Acorn


This from a guy with the scene of Jesus's crucification for a sig...

Wait...  That was painful...

hmmmm....  Maybe you're not as "Christan" as I thought...
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#15 badaboom187
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whne you kill them with no evidence that you did it.....and you were not even there when the person was murder
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#16 Volodnikov9
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[QUOTE="Taxpaying_Acorn"]The perfect murder... is me getting complete and total satisfaction of knowing my victim was in the most unimaginable pain for their remaining agonizing moments on earth. I don't care if I got away with it or not... so long as they suffered to the limits of human pain.lord_mordain


This from a guy with the scene of Jesus's crucification for a sig...

Wait... That was painful...

hmmmm.... Maybe you're not as "Christan" as I thought...

Perhaps he supports the Romans. Crucifixion is indeed a torturous method of penalty and ultimately death.
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#17 CaptainLunchbox
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....what murder? :wink:
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#18 akatsuki0wn3d
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the definition of a perfect murder is a murder that doesnt occur
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#20 lord_mordain
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[QUOTE="lord_mordain"][QUOTE="Taxpaying_Acorn"]The perfect murder... is me getting complete and total satisfaction of knowing my victim was in the most unimaginable pain for their remaining agonizing moments on earth. I don't care if I got away with it or not... so long as they suffered to the limits of human pain.Volodnikov9


This from a guy with the scene of Jesus's crucification for a sig...

Wait... That was painful...

hmmmm.... Maybe you're not as "Christan" as I thought...

Perhaps he supports the Romans. Crucifixion is indeed a torturous method of penalty and ultimately death.



Heh, wouldn't he be supporting the Jews rather?  From what I recall, the Romans were more the indifferent executioners while the Jews demanded his death...

I could be wrong, been long since I've pondered it.
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#21 Volodnikov9
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[QUOTE="Volodnikov9"][QUOTE="lord_mordain"][QUOTE="Taxpaying_Acorn"]The perfect murder... is me getting complete and total satisfaction of knowing my victim was in the most unimaginable pain for their remaining agonizing moments on earth. I don't care if I got away with it or not... so long as they suffered to the limits of human pain.lord_mordain


This from a guy with the scene of Jesus's crucification for a sig...

Wait... That was painful...

hmmmm.... Maybe you're not as "Christan" as I thought...

Perhaps he supports the Romans. Crucifixion is indeed a torturous method of penalty and ultimately death.



Heh, wouldn't he be supporting the Jews rather? From what I recall, the Romans were more the indifferent executioners while the Jews demanded his death...

I could be wrong, been long since I've pondered it.

Well we can't exactly determine this just by the sig, because I'm not sureif there are any other depictions of crucifixion other than the one of Jesus and the two criminals. But yes, he might be supporting the Jews as well, but judging by his opinion of a perfect murder, then I think it's more about the style of death.
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#23 azrealhk
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Killing your worst enemy and successfuly framing it on your second worst enemy
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#24 KiIIyou
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A blind homeless person in the forest, that would be the funnest.
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#25 Napster06
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Knock the guy out until he is unconscious then stuff shaved ice into his mouth. By the time he's dead, the ice would melt and no one would know what happened...
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#26 dante_123456
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ask the person if they want to go sky diving, then instead of a parachute, but an anvil in the backpack thingy. 8)
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#27 Lord_Daemon
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Pick up a guy by his ankles and use him to club another guy to death. The police will just think it was a helluva pedestrian accident. 
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#28 dragonlife29
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To be honest, I've gone through some in my head, trying to visualize what to do and not do. I would do even small things to contradict myself if I were connected to the crime.

Take blood splatters, for example. If you land a blow at a certain angle/height, the splatter will tell the detectives everything they need to know about the position of the killer and victim--just by the way the splatter looks.

I love forensics, and read up on it.
 
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#29 Custodian405
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.300 WIN. through the back of the neck from a good long distance and a good getaway plan that involves NOT leaving the damn weapon at the scene of the crime, i just hate it when they do that in movies. You touch and breathe on the weapon for a good couple of minutes while aiming, dont you think that you would leave some sort of evidence on the weapon?! Plus, with the weapon the cops could easily find out where it came from who owned it and so on.
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one that nobody knew took place, or one that you could pretty much confess to the crime and still get by w/ it (there's a movie w/ anthony hopkins coming out like that).
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#31 zeus_gb
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Not getting caught is a big step towards being a perfect murderer.
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#32 Bourbons3
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When you dont ever get caught...
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#33 LiCeNSe_2_PRaNk
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when you leave no evidence behind , bury the body in place where nobody else will find it and never feel guilty about the whole thing .
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#34 DJ-PRIME90
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I would share with you my genius plan, but I can't because if I ever do murder someone, and can't let my plan be up on a website under my name:lol:
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#35 formula1racer
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Umm... One where I won't get caught... Ever...Matthew_Kaeser
agrees
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#36 LA_lakers_4life
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when you leave no evidence behind , bury the body in place where nobody else will find it and never feel guilty about the whole thing .LiCeNSe_2_PRaNk
burial is flawed....just destroy the teeth and burn the body at 500 degrees f.....usable dna cannot be salvaged at over 500 degrees....no dna or dental records creates a purely john doe...no identity=no motive=no suspects
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#37 kitty  Moderator
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when there is no evidence that can be used
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#38 double_decker
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Umm... One where I won't get caught... Ever...Matthew_Kaeser
I would have to say that would be good enough for me, not getting caught would be close enough to perfection:)