What really goes on at Area 51?

It's probably where they make those Bratz dolls.nintendo_fan675

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are there monkeys being tested? people infected with things and getting examinations? how much does a tour cost?no-scoped_jfk

Yes...super-sonic stealth monkeys with laser-guided missle launchers for arms.

People are infected with AIDS three times a day because they have the cure and they think it's hilarious to get AIDS and cure it over and over.

A tour costs every penny minted in philadelphia in the year 1965...better start searching.

yeah, i dont think anything goes on there, i think its just a military base that houses a lot of nuclear weapons, and so the gov, doesnt want people to go there, so they made up an alien conspiracy. Putzwapputzen

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If people find out we have alien technology here on Earth that's going to make them less curious?

In all probability it was a secret weapons facility for testing new military technology which is why it's "top secret." Since it's been exposed it's no longer "operating." Supposedly...

[QUOTE="Putzwapputzen"]yeah, i dont think anything goes on there, i think its just a military base that houses a lot of nuclear weapons, and so the gov, doesnt want people to go there, so they made up an alien conspiracy. D9-THC

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If people find out we have alien technology here on Earth that's going to make them less curious?

In all probability it was a secret weapons facility for testing new military technology which is why it's "top secret." Since it's been exposed it's no longer "operating." Supposedly...

How much does a tour cost? Umm..YOUR LIFE!!!

Unsolved history is gonna do a special about Area 51, and they are GREAT at what they do, hell, you feel smarter just watching 10 minutes of it. Anyway, I don't know what time it's on, but it's on the military channel, so find out what channel that is, then watch for a little while (sometimes they have the coolest shows ever on, and sometimes they have the most boring shows ever, just kinda like a luck of the draw thing, just be patient and wait for commercials) and see what time and day Unsolved history comes on.

Or you can look at the main website...you know...make it easier.

it's a human cloning center

I have a lot of knowledge on this subject (growing up in Vegas and all), but I feel my knowledge will just be mocked since this is a joke thread. :(

But I will say this: If nothing is going on, why did they move the property line back to include Freedom Ridge, a ridge that allowed you to see the base with binoculars?

I have a lot of knowledge on this subject (growing up in Vegas and all), but I feel my knowledge will just be mocked since this is a joke thread. :(

But I will say this: If nothing is going on, why did they move the property line back to include Freedom Ridge, a ridge that allowed you to see the base with binoculars?

EnderSR388

maybe they do the work underground?

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I have a lot of knowledge on this subject (growing up in Vegas and all), but I feel my knowledge will just be mocked since this is a joke thread. :(

But I will say this: If nothing is going on, why did they move the property line back to include Freedom Ridge, a ridge that allowed you to see the base with binoculars?

Rogers_Wireless

maybe they do the work underground?

Then why push the property line back if it's underground? What do they care is some people look at hangers and a mess hall?

They probably made up the alien conspiracy to make us feel safer because we would have that technology.

the area 51 site that became so infamous has been moved. its deserted. so right now, nothing goes on there. LoG-Sacrament

The hot thing is Area 52 now. =D