What Religion would Borat be?

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#1 nintenboy9128
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If he was Real what religion would he be??

 

 

 

 

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Most of Kazakhstan is Islamic, I believe.
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#3 CptJSparrow
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Don't ruin the movie by applying a religion to him.
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He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.
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Don't ruin the movie by applying a religion to him.CptJSparrow

maybe hes a nazi cuase of the jew thing. or maybe teh cOmMunIst!!1111

cuase kazakhstan was part of Russsia. 

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He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.trigga1230
oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

 

Hawk religion does exist!!!!

In Central Asia we seem to see the evolution of a god in the three stages of the cult of the hawk among the Tajiks, the Kazakhis and the Dyaks. The Kazakhis will not kill it, address to it thanks for assistance, and formally consult it before leaving home on an expedition. It seems, however, to be regarded as the messenger of the supreme god Nasr Manalov. The Tajiks have a hawk-god, , but seem to regard the hawk as the servant of the chief god, Saman Skrtchen. Burgot Islmael, the hawk-god of the Dyaks, is completely anthropomorphized. He is god of omens and ruler of the omen birds, but the hawk is not his messenger. For he never leaves his house. Stories are, however, told of his attending feasts in human form and flying away in hawk form when all was over.

 

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[QUOTE="trigga1230"]He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.nintenboy9128
oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

No, it is not a religion.
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Not Jewish.
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[QUOTE="nintenboy9128"][QUOTE="trigga1230"]He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.trigga1230
oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

No

Of course they are a real group of people.  Kazhakstan is the ninth largest country in the world by area, and there are over 15 million kazaks that live in it! 

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[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"]Don't ruin the movie by applying a religion to him.nintenboy9128

maybe hes a nazi cuase of the jew thing. or maybe teh cOmMunIst!!1111

cuase kazakhstan was part of Russsia. 

:lol:
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[QUOTE="trigga1230"][QUOTE="nintenboy9128"][QUOTE="trigga1230"]He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.Mumbles527

oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

No

Of course they are a real group of people.  Kazhakstan is the ninth largest country in the world by area, and there are over 15 million kazaks that live in it! 

I said that its not a religion. Read my post.
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I think he would be Christislamaism. Islamaistian. Jeudlaistian. I'm just makin' up **** you know.
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Christian... didnt you see the movie?
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[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]

[QUOTE="trigga1230"][QUOTE="nintenboy9128"][QUOTE="trigga1230"]He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.trigga1230

oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

No

Of course they are a real group of people. Kazhakstan is the ninth largest country in the world by area, and there are over 15 million kazaks that live in it!

I said that its not a religion. Read my post.

Sorry, about that.  You must have edited it after I read it, at first the post just said "No" as it is in my quote. 

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#15 nintenboy9128
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Read my second post on the first page

Before Islam was introduced the kazakhi did whorship the hawk. 

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#16 trigga1230
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[QUOTE="trigga1230"][QUOTE="Mumbles527"]

[QUOTE="trigga1230"][QUOTE="nintenboy9128"][QUOTE="trigga1230"]He says that he is Kazaki and follows the hawk. It is a made up religion.Mumbles527

oh yea i remember that. but kazaki are a realy group of people :| rite?

No

Of course they are a real group of people. Kazhakstan is the ninth largest country in the world by area, and there are over 15 million kazaks that live in it!

I said that its not a religion. Read my post.

Sorry, about that.  You must have edited it after I read it, at first the post just said "No" as it is in my quote. 

Its alright