What should i engrave on my ipod?

Which should I engrave on my Ipod? (max 24 char.)

"Made in North Korea"
"CAUTION: CONTAINS HEAVY METAL"
"DO NOT SIT ON"
"Water Resistant 250m"
"Scuse me while I the sky"
"Sorry, no Stairway"
"UNDER VIDEO SURVEILLANCE"

I'd like to use something I made up namley the ones above, but this thread is more than open to suggestions :)

Oh, I'm going to put my full name on the other line in case you're wondering why only 24 characters.

Music lives here.

Just make sure it's spelled poorly. I dunno.

Well your name maybe? That way whoever steals it knows. Or if someone finds it they know. Or they know to return it to you.

Also phone number?

ikickasssovereign_22

iStealMusic

Nothing if you want to keep any re-sale value.Dark__Link

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Nothing if you want to keep any re-sale value.CanadianEh

I never thought you were very funny.

Instant Death
Slow Painful Death
Megadeth

More than 24, but eh

THIS IS... my iPod.Cube_of_MooN

8====Dmonkey2go

LOL but no thanks XD

and i also noticed i cant use CAUTION: CONTAINS HEAVY METAL :(

[QUOTE="CanadianEh"][QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Nothing if you want to keep any re-sale value.Dark__Link

I never thought you were very funny.

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]THIS IS... my iPod.jaydough

ok you guys are no help...-_-"

im goin with either:

Property of [myname]
Sorry, No Stairway.

or

UNDER SURVEILLANCE
Property of [myname]

[QUOTE="monkey2go"]8====DJOhkonut

LOL but no thanks XD

and i also noticed i cant use CAUTION: CONTAINS HEAVY METAL :(

Why not?

[QUOTE="JOhkonut"]

[QUOTE="monkey2go"]8====DKritical_Strike

LOL but no thanks XD

and i also noticed i cant use CAUTION: CONTAINS HEAVY METAL :(

Why not?

Well i'm straight, but in case you meant the second statement, it exceeds 24 characters

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]THIS IS... my iPod.sovereign_22

[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]THIS IS... my iPod.jaydough

You win sir:D

Listen at your own risk.

Prolong exposure may cause permanent hearing damage.

an hero is you!Xeros606

or "MITCHELL"

"I just wasted "x amount of money" engraving my ipod"

[QUOTE="CanadianEh"][QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Nothing if you want to keep any re-sale value.Dark__Link

I never thought you were very funny.

lol lol haha

I need this to feel good about myself.

:P Nope to long, damn.

I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER!?!?

OMGWTFBBQ!!

"Music can never be too loud"

Wait that won't fit, damn!

You should put your credit card number or social security number, that would be the best idea. Film-Guy

Don't forget the bank account numbers.

"It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!"

that will be...the most epic iPod ever.

"It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!"

that will be...the most epic iPod ever.

Kikouken

Especially if he had 9001 songs on it.

should of got a zuneTarnishedSoul

"Touch her Shoulder"

"Do a Barrel Roll"

"Y Hullo Thar Buttseckz?"

"Roflmao Pwned!"

"The Cake is a lie"

"Finish Teh Fight"

cryptosopoidium