What should you do if cornered by this?

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#1 nini200
Member since 2005 • 11484 Posts

3 really big women that look like they could easily tear your head off and they ask you, "Which one of us do you think looks better"?

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#2 Chris_Williams
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throw a twinkie at one and while there distracted i would climb over one and run away crying

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#3 no_more_fayth
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just because they're big doesn't mean they're not attractive.

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#4 scarecrowM
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throw a twinkie at one and while there distracted i would climb over one and run away crying

Chris_Williams

HA HA HA HA

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#5 Ringx55
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just because they're big doesn't mean they're not attractive.

no_more_fayth

Yes it does. For 90% of the male population at least

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Tell them I'm gay
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#8 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

just because they're big doesn't mean they're not attractive.

Ringx55

Yes it does.

i don't like bigger girls.

but i'm talking about other people.

lots of people find heavier girls attractive.

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#9 SideSwipes
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"You all look equally beautiful, ladies." :D

I'm such a charmer. :oops:

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#10 Ghost_702
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"You all look equal." Then walk away.
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#11 scarecrowM
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[QUOTE="Ringx55"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

just because they're big doesn't mean they're not attractive.

no_more_fayth

Yes it does.

i don't like bigger girls.

but i'm talking about other people.

lots of people find heavier girls attractive.

chubby chasers may be watch you mean:shock:

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#12 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="Ringx55"] Yes it does.scarecrowM

i don't like bigger girls.

but i'm talking about other people.

lots of people find heavier girls attractive.

chubby chasers may be watch you mean:shock:

i'm sorry, i couldn't understand this...

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#13 frostybanana
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I would kill myself.
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#14 BIGJIM_88
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Big girls do more ;)
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#15 scarecrowM
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[QUOTE="scarecrowM"]

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

i don't like bigger girls.

but i'm talking about other people.

lots of people find heavier girls attractive.

no_more_fayth

chubby chasers may be watch you mean:shock:

i'm sorry, i couldn't understand this...

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

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#16 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="scarecrowM"]

chubby chasers may be watch you mean:shock:

scarecrowM

i'm sorry, i couldn't understand this...

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

i know what those are.

it's the other part of your sentence that eludes me.

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#17 frostybanana
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[QUOTE="scarecrowM"]

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

i'm sorry, i couldn't understand this...

no_more_fayth

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

i know what those are.

it's the other part of your sentence that eludes me.

He's saying chubby chasers might be watches and that you're mean.
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#18 scarecrowM
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what frosty said ^^

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#19 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="scarecrowM"]

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

frostybanana

i know what those are.

it's the other part of your sentence that eludes me.

He's saying chubby chasers might be watches and that you're mean.

how am i mean?

i'm not the one that said just because a girl is heavy they're ugly.

i just said i'm not attracted to bigger girls.

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#20 frostybanana
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[QUOTE="frostybanana"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

i know what those are.

it's the other part of your sentence that eludes me.

no_more_fayth

He's saying chubby chasers might be watches and that you're mean.

how am i mean?

i'm not the one that said just because a girl is heavy they're ugly.

i just said i'm not attracted to bigger girls.

I was kidding by the way. I just took the most literal translation of that and posted it. He wasn't actually saying you're mean...
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#21 Duckman5
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[QUOTE="scarecrowM"]

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

i don't like bigger girls.

but i'm talking about other people.

lots of people find heavier girls attractive.

no_more_fayth

chubby chasers may be watch you mean:shock:

i'm sorry, i couldn't understand this...

Chubby chasers may be what you mean. He's saying that people who "chase,"or like, chubby people are the kinds of people that you are talking about.
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#22 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="frostybanana"] He's saying chubby chasers might be watches and that you're mean.frostybanana

how am i mean?

i'm not the one that said just because a girl is heavy they're ugly.

i just said i'm not attracted to bigger girls.

I was kidding by the way. I just took the most literal translation of that and posted it. He wasn't actually saying you're mean...

well you guys succeeded in confusing me.

:|

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#23 frostybanana
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[QUOTE="frostybanana"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

how am i mean?

i'm not the one that said just because a girl is heavy they're ugly.

i just said i'm not attracted to bigger girls.

no_more_fayth

I was kidding by the way. I just took the most literal translation of that and posted it. He wasn't actually saying you're mean...

well you guys succeeded in confusing me.

:|

lol, well I don't know what he was really saying either
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#24 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="frostybanana"] I was kidding by the way. I just took the most literal translation of that and posted it. He wasn't actually saying you're mean...frostybanana

well you guys succeeded in confusing me.

:|

lol, well I don't know what he was really saying either

run on sentences confuse me.

hahaha.

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#25 Duckman5
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="frostybanana"] I was kidding by the way. I just took the most literal translation of that and posted it. He wasn't actually saying you're mean...frostybanana

well you guys succeeded in confusing me.

:|

lol, well I don't know what he was really saying either

Read my post; it wasn't really even that confusing. He was one letter off.
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#26 no_more_fayth
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Read my post; it wasn't really even that confusing. He was one letter off. Duckman5

sentences like this are confusing you know man no commas read too fast.

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#27 frostybanana
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[QUOTE="frostybanana"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

well you guys succeeded in confusing me.

:|

Duckman5

lol, well I don't know what he was really saying either

Read my post; it wasn't really even that confusing. He was one letter off.

It's funnier this way.

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#28 nini200
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just because they're big doesn't mean they're not attractive.

no_more_fayth

So true. I know a few big women that are very attractive. Sunny Anderson being one of them even though she really isn't that big. Meooowwww!!! :)But the theory was, "that they look like they can tear your head off". :lol:

"You all look equally beautiful, ladies." :D

I'm such a charmer. :oops:

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That's what I would do. :lol:

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#29 Treflis
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"You're more then one?"
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#30 warownslife
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A mere stupid man like me can not possibly decide. You should ask my brother for he is much smarter than me.

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#31 KungfuKitten
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Shoot first give advice later.

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#32 dercoo
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Point and scream, "look there is Robert Pattinson (Edward, Twilight)".

Then run away as they are distracted.

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#33 shoot-first
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3 really big women that look like they could easily tear your head off and they ask you, "Which one of us do you think looks better"?

nini200

Distract them with a box of twinkies and get the hell out of there.

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#34 Crotazoa8
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I would say "Hold on, i think i can get a better view over there" and then run away.
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#35 nini200
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[QUOTE="nini200"]

3 really big women that look like they could easily tear your head off and they ask you, "Which one of us do you think looks better"?

shoot-first

Distract them with a box of twinkies and get the hell out of there.

But you'll be holding the box of Twinkies and would seriously be in the line of fire when they start fighting. Oh the trauma!!! The PAIN!!!

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#36 nini200
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Especially if you're covered in cinnamon and sugary goodness.