Here's my favorite Valentine's Day activities. And remember, all your pain can be drowned in sweet, sweet alcohol, so I recommend adding a little to any of the following for added enjoyment.
1) Impromptu demolition derbies: Simple, easy, and cheap! Find a busy street with slow moving vehicles, get a good running start, and whammo! Instant satisfaction!
Disclaimer - TitusAndronicus does not actually condone and/or promote the use of vehicular violence as a means to rid yourself of love pangs.
2) Pick up a new hobby other than eating nachos, video games, and posting on forums. Yes, this might lead to withdrawals, including (but not limited to) improved health, a gradual loss of acne and body mass, and eventual scoring.
Disclaimer -Â Titus is, in fact, a nerd who posts on forums, eats nachos, and plays video games.
3) Plan a colonoscopy on that most special Singles Appreciation Day. It's always a blast.
Disclaimer - No. Just.... no.
4) Go to a shooting range. There's nothing quite like causing a little controlled mayhem to get you in good cheer.
Disclaimer - Yes, "controlled mayhem" is a bit of an oxymoron. Who are you, Shakespeare?
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