What would you change about your spouse/GF/BF?

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#1 kaos-hero
Member since 2007 • 1323 Posts
I'll start.

I would change my wife's attitude when she gets angry.
I would also change her spending tastes and her tastes in not very good but expensive crap.
I would also change her ability to not be very good at staying loyal.
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#2 dreamdude
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Do girlfriends count?

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#3 kaos-hero
Member since 2007 • 1323 Posts

Do girlfriends count?

dreamdude


Yes.
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#4 MoonFoxx
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Well I was going to say that love should be unconditional.. but if I was with someone who wasn't very loyal to me, I probably couldn't give them my unconditional love. Not only that, they wouldn't deserve it..
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#5 -TheSecondSign-
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If I had a girlfriend, I'd make her breasts bigger.
Because breats can never be too big.

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#6 1stCommando
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Girlfriend:

I'd make it so she can't have her period anymore(she gets pissed at that time of the month).

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#7 DJ_Lae
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If I had a girlfriend, I'd make her breasts bigger.
Because breats can never be too big.

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When they're bigger than her head they're too big.

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#8 GabuEx
Member since 2006 • 36552 Posts

Her existence.

(I don't have a girlfriend.)

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#9 DuskyDawny
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I would change the lack of his existence
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#10 ayanami_rei
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I wouldn't change anything of my boyfriend. >.>
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#11 Raged-wolverine
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since i broke up with my girl a while back....the only thing i'd change is the person...moving on...;)
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#12 guitarman89
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I would change the lack of his existenceDuskyDawny

Same here. I don't have a gf.

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#13 kaos-hero
Member since 2007 • 1323 Posts

Her existence.

(I don't have a girlfriend.)

GabuEx


Stay that way. Once you get married, you'll be a slave. It's not worth it, trust me.
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#14 dreamdude
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[QUOTE="dreamdude"]

Do girlfriends count?

kaos-hero



Yes.

I guess I'd like the change the fact that her dad thinks a date equals rape and a kiss on the cheek equals babies.....

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#15 GabuEx
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Stay that way. Once you get married, you'll be a slave. It's not worth it, trust me.kaos-hero

My scanners are detecting unhealthy levels of cynicism coming from this vicinity, Captain.

Why not get a divorce or something if you're that unhappy?

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#16 elblanquito_81
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I can't change anything about my GF because at the moment I don't have one.
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#17 ElArab
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I wouldn't change anything of my boyfriend. >.>ayanami_rei

I bet you are just afraid that he is just watching right now >_>

-or y'know, he really just is "mr. perfect for you"

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#18 Bloodaxe726
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Her lack of existing, it's really hard to have a healthy relationship with someone that is non-existant
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#19 ayanami_rei
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I bet you are just afraid that he is just watching right now >_>

-or y'know, he really just is "mr. perfect for you"

ElArab
Nah, he's really "Mr. Perfect" for me. :P
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#20 redfield_137
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I'd start by changing her from imaginary to real. Then I'd just take it step by step from there.
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#21 outbreak201
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breast reduction and bigger genitals.
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#22 foxhound_fox
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I'd change their existence from non-existing to existing. >_>
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#23 sovereign_22
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i dont know, my gf is funny and sexy, but she does make me do some really boring crap like hang out with old people
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#24 kaos-hero
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My scanners are detecting unhealthy levels of cynicism coming from this vicinity, Captain.

Why not get a divorce or something if you're that unhappy?

GabuEx


I don't want to split my income in half and she is fairly wealthy but an idiot and she has eyes that look around.
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#25 DerkaDerkaJihad
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I don't want to split my income in half and she is fairly wealthy but an idiot and she has eyes that look around.
kaos-hero

I'm sorry to hear about that man, I really am. I think it's really sad that it's so hard for her to stay faithful when all it really takes is a little bit of effort, if that.

Alright, well heres a few things I would change about my girlfriend.

-I wish that she would stop saying she's fat even though she isn't.

-I wish she would stop insinuating that I have feelings for other girls when I really don't.

-I also wish that she would let me give her more facials :).

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#26 Dargiboo
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I would like for my gf to be a living person. :P
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#27 NaiKoN9293
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hmm, i guess I'd make my girlfriend non-imaginary, that would help a lot
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#28 NaiKoN9293
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I would like for my gf to be a living person. :PDargiboo

i think you just unintentionally made a necrophiliac joke

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#29 Dargiboo
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[QUOTE="Dargiboo"]I would like for my gf to be a living person. :PNaiKoN9293

i think you just unintentionally made a necrophiliac joke

Wow. I didn't know until you told me :lol:. I meant imaginary but that works too :P