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Girlfriend:
I'd make it so she can't have her period anymore(she gets pissed at that time of the month).
Nah, he's really "Mr. Perfect" for me. :PI bet you are just afraid that he is just watching right now >_>
-or y'know, he really just is "mr. perfect for you"
ElArab
My scanners are detecting unhealthy levels of cynicism coming from this vicinity, Captain.
Why not get a divorce or something if you're that unhappy?
GabuEx
I don't want to split my income in half and she is fairly wealthy but an idiot and she has eyes that look around.
kaos-hero
I'm sorry to hear about that man, I really am. I think it's really sad that it's so hard for her to stay faithful when all it really takes is a little bit of effort, if that.
Alright, well heres a few things I would change about my girlfriend.
-I wish that she would stop saying she's fat even though she isn't.
-I wish she would stop insinuating that I have feelings for other girls when I really don't.
-I also wish that she would let me give her more facials :).
I would like for my gf to be a living person. :PDargiboo
i think you just unintentionally made a necrophiliac joke
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