What would you cover yourself in if you had to?

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#1 Film-Guy
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I would cover myself in melted chocolate. That or leather bees.

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#2 kidsmelly
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If I had to what? A blanket I would guess?

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#3 voluptuoushrewd
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Blankets :)

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#4 Jazz_Fan
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Sexy Ladies.
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#5 DJ-Lafleur
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Money.

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#7 CRS98
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Sexy Ladies.Jazz_Fan
This, but upgraded to Naked Sexy Ladies.
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#8 Robbler
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Mud to avoid thermal detection by a Predator.
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#9 voluptuoushrewd
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Mud to avoid thermal detection by a Predator.Robbler

How about them Aliens?

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#10 savetehhaloz
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You know, I would love to live on a boat in a sea of coca cola. And the islands would be filled with Double Whopper Trees.
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#11 THE_DRUGGIE
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Poison ivy leaves.
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#12 dhyce
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Warm sand! Or sex slaves. Or both.

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#13 Robbler
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[QUOTE="Robbler"]Mud to avoid thermal detection by a Predator.voluptuoushrewd

How about them Aliens?

You are hosed if you come across one of them. Maybe they don't dig the smell of feces.
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#14 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Sexy Ladies.Jazz_Fan
And here's your answer.
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#15 CosmicZombie
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Super hot babes, or snickers

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#16 astrozombie37
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Blankets :)

voluptuoushrewd
this :P
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#17 SavageM2
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Beef Jerky..

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#18 -Fromage-
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Clothes..?
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#19 CrystalFox
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[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Sexy Ladies.CRS98
This, but upgraded to Naked Sexy Ladies.

There really is no other logical answer.

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[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Sexy Ladies.CRS98
This, but upgraded to Naked Sexy Ladies.

This, but upgraded to Horny Naked Sexy Ladies.
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#21 Film-Guy
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You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

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#22 Nerd_Man
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You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Film-Guy
You could take a shower with water and soap, but you know what you really want -- you want to take a shower with gravy.
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#23 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Nerd_Man

You could take a shower with water and soap, but you know what you really want -- you want to take a shower with gravy.

Gravy is a jerk, she doesnt call me anymore:cry: Anyway I would prefer custard, or squirrel fur.

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#24 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Film-Guy

You could take a shower with water and soap, but you know what you really want -- you want to take a shower with gravy.

Gravy is a jerk, she doesnt call me anymore:cry: Anyway I would prefer custard, or squirrel fur.

You should first cover yourself with custard, THEN squirrel fur. Because then after that you could bark like a jackalope on a rainy night.
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#25 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"] You could take a shower with water and soap, but you know what you really want -- you want to take a shower with gravy.Nerd_Man

Gravy is a jerk, she doesnt call me anymore:cry: Anyway I would prefer custard, or squirrel fur.

You should first cover yourself with custard, THEN squirrel fur. Because then after that you could bark like a jackalope on a rainy night.

Then I will really be happy:cry:

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#26 Truf89
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I would cover myself in darkness...
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#27 dhyce
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You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Film-Guy

Sorry, it just comes naturally. I was made with a rampant sex drive and by golly, I'll use it!

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#28 nuclearwinter85
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rusty bayonettes

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#29 Espada12
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cheese burgers or bacon +eggs

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#30 mrbojangles25
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Blood from beautiful, virgin women...

no just kidding, I'd cover myself in snuggly wuggly warm blankets with a nice wench by my side.

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#31 needled24-7
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either ketchup or mustard. then i'd lick it all off.

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#32 Commander-Gree
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Definitely soy sauce. I don't even like soy sauce.
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#33 CoolSkAGuy
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In the words of George Costanza "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
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#34 XilePrincess
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Soft blankets. There's nothing I love more than a good cozy blanket.
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#35 GazaAli
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water.
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#36 ghoklebutter
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Hot naked women is the only answer.
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#37 Brutal_Elitegs
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Fried chicken so I can become see-through.
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#38 jpph
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Blood from beautiful, virgin women...

no just kidding, I'd cover myself in snuggly wuggly warm blankets with a nice wench by my side.

mrbojangles25

don't no whether to laugh or cry

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#39 yokofox33
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I was trying to think of something witty, but I couldn't. So instead I'll just go with the Sexy Ladies and be on my way.

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#40 goth_bacon
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Victoria's Secret models, no doubt.
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#41 SavageM2
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I'm changing my answer to peanut butter, yep definitely peanut butter.

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#42 sense_b12
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nettles

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#43 caityful
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Warm sand! Or sex slaves. Or both.

dhyce
Amen!
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#44 mrmusicman247
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Clothes that just came out of the dryer. And its cold outside. Oh yeah.
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#45 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Film-Guy
With some sexy naked ladies, right?
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#46 one_plum
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You guys are dirty. I need to take a shower.

Film-Guy

Same here... with sexy ladies.

^^ Beat me to it :x

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#47 superdum2
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[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"]Sexy Ladies.CRS98
This, but upgraded to Naked Sexy Ladies.

same here
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#48 iowastate
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Poison ivy leaves.THE_DRUGGIE
I have done so many times to no adverse effect. I am poison oak/ivy resistant and I make sure to expose myself every season to maintain my resistance just in case it is not a true immunity.

so I have covered myself.....In Poison Oak:wink:

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#49 DJ-Lafleur
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Ho ho ho ho, silly OTers. If you were as smart as I, you would have gone with the money, and with that, get alot of money AND the sexy women, since all women are attracted to money. 8)

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#50 entropyecho
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So Film-Guy went from making threads about movies and music to things you want to jump into and be covered in eh? O.K. just checking.

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