what would you do if a hobo was your valentine?

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#1 chicken_slasher
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^ topic
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I'd wonder how the hell that happened :?
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I'd ask him to tell me his secrets
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#4 chicken_slasher
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you where drunk... u see a hobo on the street... your desprate...u think the hobo's beer bottles are boobs... next day u get up and KABOOM! a hobo for a valentine

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Does he have any money?

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#6 chicken_slasher
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do beer and rats count as money?
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#7 Kikouken
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That would mean I would have had to done something with the hobo from the night before while being drunk.
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Old School OT.

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I would wait a year and then end the relationship violently.
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is that really gs forums.. loks like ign... HOLY CRAP U R FROM IGN! come back where u came from u igners... we dont want war... or if its a war u want... A WAR U GET!
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I would drink cheap fortified wine with them.
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is that really gs forums.. loks like ign... HOLY CRAP U R FROM IGN! come back where u came from u igners... we dont want war... or if its a war u want... A WAR U GET!chicken_slasher

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[QUOTE="chicken_slasher"]is that really gs forums.. loks like ign... HOLY CRAP U R FROM IGN! come back where u came from u igners... we dont want war... or if its a war u want... A WAR U GET!ElZilcho90

I can't tell you how much I love that GIF. :lol:

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is that really gs forums.. loks like ign... HOLY CRAP U R FROM IGN! come back where u came from u igners... we dont want war... or if its a war u want... A WAR U GET!chicken_slasher

Cut that out.

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#15 PickGlove243
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I'd love him and raise him as my own.
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#16 Mr_Leonis
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Exactly where is this Hobo cause it would be kinda wierd me all of a sudden knowing that a hobo ,living no where near me, unexpectingly becomes my valentine.

Is this hobo a female?

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I'd give him the gift of a shower.
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#18 DJ_Lae
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A male hobo?

I'm assuming so, because you don't see very many female hobos. My guess is that they're able to afford basic housing because a woman can sell herself for sex - a man has considerable more difficulty doing so. Same with why you mainly see male beggars in the streets.

If I had a hobo for a valentine I'd kick his ass and dump him in a secluded alley.

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I'd give him the gift of a shower.videogamer456

A golden shower?

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[QUOTE="videogamer456"]I'd give him the gift of a shower.DJ_Lae

A golden shower?

Maybe during our second Valentines Day together. The first one is reserved for spooning.
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[QUOTE="videogamer456"]I'd give him the gift of a shower.DJ_Lae

A golden shower?

He'd probably just buy booze with the gold...

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#22 tzar3
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Not sure, theres tons of hobos outside of the apartments where I live, I guess I'll pick the mute one who makes ungodly yelps as a way of communicating towards his suburban camper buddies.
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#23 PickGlove243
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[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]

[QUOTE="videogamer456"]I'd give him the gift of a shower.JustPlainLucas

A golden shower?

He'd probably just buy booze with the gold...

Do you know what a golden showe is? 0__o

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#24 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]

[QUOTE="videogamer456"]I'd give him the gift of a shower.PickGlove243

A golden shower?

He'd probably just buy booze with the gold...

Do you know what a golden showe is? 0__o

*hears an airplane fly over your head* :|

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#25 evilcupcake
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light him on fire
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been reading capt. excelsior tc? http://www.captainexcelsior.com/?id=54