What would you do if a hot chick

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#1 thotoz
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what would you do if you married the woman of your dreams (perhaps your girlfriend, or some celebrity that you dream of!) and on the night of the honeymoon something awkward happened, which changed your life forever.

What would you do if on this night, you found out that your wife was...a tranny!
id run while holding my hands on my bum
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#2 blk_widow9
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Lol!!!
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#3 K4ss3r
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I'd probably make sure before I got married, duh.
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#4 Franken_Berry
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When doesn't a man ask himself this very question?
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#5 thotoz
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I'd probably make sure before I got married, duh.K4ss3r
just pretend you were already married, maybe you didnt have premarital sex
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#6 -Karayan-
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I think most people have sexual intercourse before marriage. Besides you can usually tell by the jawline and other facial features.
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#7 K4ss3r
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[QUOTE="K4ss3r"]I'd probably make sure before I got married, duh.thotoz
just pretend you were already married, maybe you didnt have premarital sex

It's kinda stupid, don't you think? :|
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#8 Caffeine_Trip
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I'd still marry her/it.
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#9 Trippinskott
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Well I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years now. I'm pretty sure she was never a dude. So I'm good.
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#10 -kaz3-
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1. I doubt that she (he?) is hot. 2. There are ways of finding out. 3. If the person has had surgery...then there are still some telltale signs that modern medicine can't enitrely fix. Bone structure, soemtimes the voice, etc.
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#11 wrlyy
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I don't think I would marry someone I haven't gotten the low-down on.. hehe.
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#12 thusaha
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That's very scary.
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#13 Bidiot
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punch him in the uterus.
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#14 jrhawk42
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Besides you can usually tell by the jawline and other facial features.-Karayan-


you'd be surprised how often that doesn't work, actually the best feature to tell if it's a tranny is the voice.

Also there's surgery that can completely turn a man into a woman, so there's really no possible way to be completely sure short of her having a baby.

I've been to Thailand I've seen some crazy stuff.
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#15 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="-Karayan-"]Besides you can usually tell by the jawline and other facial features.jrhawk42


you'd be surprised how often that doesn't work, actually the best feature to tell if it's a tranny is the voice.

Also there's surgery that can completely turn a man into a woman, so there's really no possible way to be completely sure short of her having a baby.

I've been to Thailand I've seen some crazy stuff.

Well, I know that there have been victims of boyfriends finding out a long while after actually having had sex. So I guess the surgery can do amazing things. It's kinda scary.
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#16 htotheo
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i dont want to know how u thought this an then thought hey i'll see wat other people think, keep thoughts like this to yourself.
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#17 thotoz
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lets just say the chick was as hot as jessica alba and you couldnt tell this person had a penis what would you do when you found out though..after getting married.. in BED!
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#18 Apocalypse33
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i would run away
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#19 andyxm
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unless your a devout christian, you should know beforehand.
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#20 lugiemojeed
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Take her out to dinner....and so on
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#21 DJ-PRIME90
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I would get my *** the hell out of there.
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#22 Verigar
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If I waited untill my honeymoon night to find out then I should be put to death.The real question is what would you do if you found out that your wife had a sex change!
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#23 tequilasunriser
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what would you do if you married the woman of your dreams (perhaps your girlfriend, or some celebrity that you dream of!) and on the night of the honeymoon something awkward happened, which changed your life forever.

What would you do if on this night, you found out that your wife was...a tranny!
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thotoz
....Uhhhh....I would know before my honeymoon. Hell, I would know after the second date.
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#24 The_Ish
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When doesn't a man ask himself this very question?Franken_Berry

:lol:
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#25 foxhound_fox
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That is why premarital sex is good.
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#26 zombiemenace
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I'd sign up for the Jerry Springer show
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#27 teh_forbidden
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See if he/she is good in bed.
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#28 Sandro909
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I would asplode it! XD
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#29 fatjack04
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be like...umm, ummm, ummm, umm, ummm, ummm, ummm. and then call my mom for advice.
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#30 Kratos_Aurion56
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I'd be like ":oWoah...didn't see that coming"...
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#31 Dipsomania
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Well... I'd certainly ask for a refund....