What would you do if George Bush knocked on your door?

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#1 ish27
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What would you do if the former president of the United States of America was at your door when you opened it? I just want to see people's thought about this :)

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#2 FreshWhiteBread
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I smell win all over this thread. I'd just chill with the guy.
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#3 chessmaster1989
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See what he wanted.
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#4 avatar_genius
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Invite him in for a chat.

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#5 Dante2710
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throw a shoe at him, i have to test his cat like reflexes!!1
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#6 vgm007
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Say "Sorry, not interested" and close the door. :D
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#7 mattykovax
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Outwit him. seems like it would be easy and fun.
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#8 Lord_Daemon
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I would just apologize and inform him that the party is actually downstairs in apartment #10.

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#9 Oblivionfan10
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Invite him in, there is nothing wrong with him
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#10 clembo1990
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Do onto others as you would have done unto you. Of course I'd shoot him in the face.
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#11 thriteenthmonke
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I'd shake his hand and ask him what he wants.
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#12 roosuu
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i'd beat the **** out of him.
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#13 avatar_genius
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Peel off his face to reveal the robot.

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#14 msudude211
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I like Bush, so I'd probably shake his hand and ask what he needs.
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#15 Oscar-Wilde
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I wouldn't answer the door.

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#16 chessmaster1989
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i'd beat the **** out of him.roosuu

That's not very nice... :|

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#17 XturnalS
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After I recover from my shock I'd invite him in and after hamming it up for a while and get to know him and talk to him about his administration, before he left I'd be sure to chloroform him and once he woke up, I would waterboard him for the real answers to my questions.

Only seems appropiate. Same goes for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

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#18 ish27
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#19 AtomicBaconBits
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Act like I'm not home.
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#20 chessmaster1989
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After I recover from my shock I'd invite him in and after hamming it up for a while and get to know him and talk to him about his administration, before he left I'd be sure to chloroform him and once he woke up, I would waterboard him for the real answers to my questions.

Only seems appropiate. Same goes for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

XturnalS

With Cheney or Rumsfeld, I'd just slam the door in their faces. Not so with Bush.

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#21 phillo99
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Hey Mister President, want to watch some football?

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#22 chessmaster1989
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ish27

:lol: that was the best part of that movie :P

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#23 Diablo112688
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I would get drunk with him.
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#24 idk761
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George Bush isn't as bad as everyone thinks really. We all just want to scapegoat him, I bet most of us here don't even know why we hate him
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#25 tocool340
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I'd probably treat him like I would treat any Jehova Witness that comes to my door.....
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#26 mattykovax
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="XturnalS"]

After I recover from my shock I'd invite him in and after hamming it up for a while and get to know him and talk to him about his administration, before he left I'd be sure to chloroform him and once he woke up, I would waterboard him for the real answers to my questions.

Only seems appropiate. Same goes for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

With Cheney or Rumsfeld, I'd just slam the door in their faces. Not so with Bush.

Cheney I would hold up a cross and throw holy water to see if he reacts like a vampire. :lol:
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#27 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I'd discuss politics with him and ask for his reasoning behind some of his more controversial policies.

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#28 ff7fan2
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*Harold and Kumar with George Bush*ish27
I remember that scene. Laughed for about the entirety of it.

Probably ask him what he wanted. Then invite him in and grab him a beer.
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#29 The_Game21x
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Throw a right hook.

I kid, I kid.

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#30 GabuEx
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I imagine I'd say something like "Oh, uh, hey dude, what's up?" and I'd be wondering why in the world the president was personally visiting me. :P

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#31 Chiddaling
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Invite him in. Chill out, play video games. Get drunk and tell each other stories.
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#32 Azatos
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This topic brings to mind the wise words of Tha Pantz. "**** bush though even though I don't know anything about him"
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#33 Dark__Link
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Shake his hand, invite him in, etc.
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#34 its_me_
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Thank him for preventing more terrorist attacks on our homeland.

Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

Oh yea, then it would be everclear shots all around...or back and forth, rather.

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#35 GabuEx
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Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

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People in here are so violent. :(

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#36 mattykovax
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="its_me_"]

Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

People in here are so violent. :(

I know. Love him or hate him he was still a president. I would not mind meeting any world leaders,except for maybe those lunatics in Iran and North Korea.
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#37 grenadexjumpr
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="its_me_"]

Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

mattykovax

People in here are so violent. :(

I know. Love him or hate him he was still a president. I would not mind meeting any world leaders,except for maybe those lunatics in Iran and North Korea.

President twice. Makes it sound better haha. He's a good man, you can try to argue that up and down until you're blue in the face but it doesn't change how good of a father, governor, and husband he was/is. I'd certainly invite him in for a cold one.

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#38 idk761
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[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="its_me_"]

Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

People in here are so violent. :(

I know. Love him or hate him he was still a president. I would not mind meeting any world leaders,except for maybe those lunatics in Iran and North Korea.

I wouldn't want to meet the North Korean Leader either, if anything they will come and take me hostage. :(
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#39 ariz3260
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Have him write a recommendation for me so I can attend any school/get any job I like and I'll tell everyone that I know him and if they want to meet him in person I would charge them a fee

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#40 Wii_Gamer_277
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I would probably hang out with him and ask him if I can see the cave cheney lives in.
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#41 dramaybaz
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Say "Hi" and talk normally. Or probably sucker punch depending on the mood.
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#42 Paladin_King
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I'd think it was pretty cool, to be honest. I'd be way too interested in learning neat little details on what it was like to be President to bother to talk politics, really.
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#43 -TheSecondSign-
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Ask him why he was asking on my door, if he wanted to come inside for anything, and that I could probably help him with whatever he needed to get done.

Friends like that, well, lets just say you can never have too many friends in high places...

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#44 judog1
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It would be even nicer to meet the current president of the united states though.
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#45 mattykovax
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I would probably hang out with him and ask him if I can see the cave cheney lives in.Wii_Gamer_277
I laughed out loud. :lol:
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#46 Paladin_King
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Not gonna lie, I'd love to have a beer and watch football with Dubya more than anything. Don't care about his politics; guy strikes as a cool dude to watch a game with. Wouldn't be as cool as watching boxing with McCain though. That would rule.
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#47 killab2oo5
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o_o I would tell him that whatever he needs, that he'd better make it quick. Once the neighbors catch sight of him a riot would emerge!
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"Oh I'm sorry, are you looking for Al-Qaeda's WMD?"
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#49 -Apathy-
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What would happen if people stopped making these threads?
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#50 dramaybaz
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[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="its_me_"]

Kick him in the face for spending so much f****** money.

People in here are so violent. :(

I know. Love him or hate him he was still a president. I would not mind meeting any world leaders,except for maybe those lunatics in Iran and North Korea.

Heh. He wasn't MY president! . And I see him same as you would see NK leaders.