What would you do if saw an alien standing outside your window in middle night?

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#1 Memberino
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What would you do?

Do you have any weapons in the house that may be useful if this alien turns out to be dangerous (which he probably is)

Do you have any special hiding place figured out in your house in such cases? I know me and my friends always figured out somewhere in our house to hide in the case of something chasing us.

So tell me, what would you do?

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#2 Shad0ki11
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I have some swords in my closet. But since my bed is right next to a window, I'd just punch its face.

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#3 DarkSmokeNinja
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I convince the alien to help me destroy the world:twisted:

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#4 elblanquito_81
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I'd whip it out and tell it, if it's just going to stand there and watch it can go **** off.

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#5 FFCYAN
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I'd tell the aliens they are peeping toms and to take a picture it lasts longer.

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#6 MgamerBD
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I'd wave at him/her, then let him/her into my house, where we can get drunk on alien alchohol, and have hot alien sex. Waking up the next morning in that awkward atmosphere and just going our seperate ways. Try to go on a few dates then break up eventually due to lack of connection.
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#7 TecmoGirl
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Grab my cell, open up my window and and yell "Hey ugly! get your ass back across the border before I call immigration services on you."

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#8 blackngold29
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Grab my cell, open up my window and and yell "Hey ugly! get your ass back across the border before I call immigration services on you."

TecmoGirl
lol. I do have a baseball bat under my bed, but I keeping in mind it's from a different planet I would attempt to befriend it before bashing its skull in.
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#9 Avistann
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Wave at it and smile. Kill it with kindness 8)
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#10 msudude211
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I'd roundhouse kick him. :o
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I'd wave at him/her, then let him/her into my house, where we can get drunk on alien alchohol, and have hot alien sex. Waking up the next morning in that awkward atmosphere and just going our seperate ways. Try to go on a few dates then break up eventually due to lack of connection.MgamerBD
ok that one is my favorite. made me laugh for a good minute or two haha.
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#12 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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I'd freak the **** out and hide under my blankets.
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#13 clock_of_omens
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i would cry and run

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#14 nZiFFLe
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Smile and wave.

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#15 JustPlainLucas
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I'd tell it to get off of my lawn. :x
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#16 thriteenthmonke
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I'd lick it's face.
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#17 The_Sand_Man
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Hmm, well.. my window is open right next to me and if I turned and saw an alien i'd freak out and probably pick up my chair and throw it at it.
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#19 MuddVader
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What would you do?

Do you have any weapons in the house that may be useful if this alien turns out to be dangerous (which he probably is)

Do you have any special hiding place figured out in your house in such cases? I know me and my friends always figured out somewhere in our house to hide in the case of something chasing us.

So tell me, what would you do?

Memberino


To be seen standing outside my window, the person standing outside would have to be like 7' tall, So I dont know that I would realise if it were an alien or not, but I would instantly be scared ****less that someone was that tall and peering into my window, I would probably grab the chair I have in my room and go on the defensive. There isnt much of anywhere to run so if he wanted to do anything, I would have no choice but to fight back.

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#20 TecmoGirl
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I'd tell it to get off of my lawn. :xJustPlainLucas

I could soo picture that one lol!

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#21 Avistann
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I'd tell it to get off of my lawn. :xJustPlainLucas
What if it was levitating, not touching your lawn?
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#22 AngelofDeath213
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Invite it in for a cup of tea and some scones.
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#23 Trinners
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Honestly I would be freaked out. I would probably freeze due to shock for a minute and then quietly ask what are they doing here. Hopefully they are peaceful and maybe I can have a nice interesting conversation with them.

Grabbing a weapon and attacking it would be a bad idea.

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#24 ColonelRadec
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I would just go back to sleep.
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#25 deactivated-5e7d3c08ed601
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I'd be hiding under my bed for the rest of the night.
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#26 DUDEMAN1414
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i would simply poo in my bed...

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#27 RandolphScott
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I'd get up, charge at him, and yell BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAH WORLF!!!!! and he would die.
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#28 MountainDew77
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Open the window and spray it with a hose.. (Yes, I have a hose in my bedroom... Okay not really but we can pretend for the story, right?)

Because we all know it only takes water to eliminate aliens, right?

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#29 CleanPlayer
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Yippie Kay Yay mother...I'll just leave at that
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#30 Avistann
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I'd get up, charge at him, and yell BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAH WORLF!!!!! and he would die.RandolphScott
Kebert Xela?
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#31 Mr_Leonis
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Aften being woken up by sudden flashes of uncommon light, I'll get out of bed, put on my underwear and maybe a shirt, open my front door and say.."OMG its Lady Gaga!" :|
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#32 RandolphScott
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[QUOTE="RandolphScott"]I'd get up, charge at him, and yell BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAH WORLF!!!!! and he would die.Avistann
Kebert Xela?

Terry Bogard, actually.
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#33 DUDEMAN1414
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Aften being woken up by sudden flashes of uncommon light, I'll get out of bed, put on my underwear and maybe a shirt, open my front door and say.."OMG its Lady Gaga!" :|Mr_Leonis
you sleep buck naked?
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#34 Mr_Leonis
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[QUOTE="Mr_Leonis"]Aften being woken up by sudden flashes of uncommon light, I'll get out of bed, put on my underwear and maybe a shirt, open my front door and say.."OMG its Lady Gaga!" :|DUDEMAN1414
you sleep buck naked?

Sir do you know who Lady Gaga is? Why wouldn't I? :P
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#35 shockwave04
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It would depend on what it looked like
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#36 fidosim
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I have some swords in my closet. But since my bed is right next to a window, I'd just punch its face. Shad0ki11

I'd whip it out and tell it, if it's just going to stand there and watch it can go **** off.

elblanquito_81

I'd wave at him/her, then let him/her into my house, where we can get drunk on alien alchohol, and have hot alien sex. Waking up the next morning in that awkward atmosphere and just going our seperate ways. Try to go on a few dates then break up eventually due to lack of connection.MgamerBD
Aften being woken up by sudden flashes of uncommon light, I'll get out of bed, put on my underwear and maybe a shirt, open my front door and say.."OMG its Lady Gaga!" :|Mr_Leonis
This is why I love OT. :D

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#37 DUDEMAN1414
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[QUOTE="DUDEMAN1414"][QUOTE="Mr_Leonis"]Aften being woken up by sudden flashes of uncommon light, I'll get out of bed, put on my underwear and maybe a shirt, open my front door and say.."OMG its Lady Gaga!" :|Mr_Leonis
you sleep buck naked?

Sir do you know who Lady Gaga is? Why wouldn't I? :P

good point. smart man :).
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Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.
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#39 Avistann
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Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.Magna_Man109
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#40 Tjeremiah1988
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really, Ill scream and try to unlock my door as fast as possible to run out. I remember the other night I woke up screaming due to a insanely loud thunderstorm.
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#41 freek666
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Play Uno with him, only to lose and chuck a hissy fit so he will make me a butterscotch milkshake and we will be buddies again.

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#42 Magna_Man109
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[QUOTE="Magna_Man109"]Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.Avistann
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Oh you know it son!

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#43 Tjeremiah1988
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Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.Magna_Man109
then look in the mirror say wats up. YEAHHHH..... YEAHHHHHHH...
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[QUOTE="Magna_Man109"]Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.Tjeremiah1988
then look in the mirror say wats up. YEAHHHH..... YEAHHHHHHH...

No.. How will that get rid of the alien?
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#45 deactivated-5cf4b2c19c4ab
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Tell it, this is private property and it needs to leave. If it doesnt i will shoot it with my assault rifle. if that doesnt work, then the alien will regret being on my lawn........
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#46 Tjeremiah1988
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[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"][QUOTE="Magna_Man109"]Obviously I would hop up out the bed and turn my swag on... DUH.Magna_Man109
then look in the mirror say wats up. YEAHHHH..... YEAHHHHHHH...

No.. How will that get rid of the alien?

Look in the mirror to realize you arent dreaming :? Idk :cry:
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[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"][QUOTE="Magna_Man109"][QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"] then look in the mirror say wats up. YEAHHHH..... YEAHHHHHHH...

No.. How will that get rid of the alien?

Look in the mirror to realize you arent dreaming :? Idk :cry:

You will never amount to anything, I'm ashamed of being your father. Cry little baby, cry.
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I would stop taking the magic mushrooms immediately.
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#49 boshlonavish
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I would freak out at first then ask them if they'd like to come sit down and have a sandwich.
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#50 Deathxcore
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If it was just standing there, I would stare at it. if it was breaking in, I would find something to stab it with since I don't own any guns.