What would you do if someone broke in your house?

It depends. If I feel they are a threat to my body or life, I'll use a gun. If they are simply a threat to my TV, I'll just beat them till they leave.thegerg

I found this a while ago, still needs to be used.

I found this a while ago, still needs to be used.

Fightingfan

Hide in the closet whilst calling the police.

I did that two months ago.

I'd start watching Angels with Filthy Souls with the volume turned way up.

I would get my shotgun outof the gun safe and make sure the only thing left of the criminal are his shoes. I don't play games, your coming into my home to take my belongings and hurt my family? Then I'm going to take your life away to protect my property and my loved ones.

It's simple as that for me, really. Your either the victim or a survivor in that situation, the choice is up to you. I'm prepared, are you?

I'd like to think I'd grab the chef's knife in the kitchen and stab the intruder.

Hack them to death then play around in their blood Patrick Bateman style

If after identifying myself as a cop they still proceeded to make their way into my home, I'd shoot them. One more dead criminal is a plus.

Honestly I'll just call the cops.

Honestly I'll just call the cops.

sonic__323

Honestly I'll just call the cops.

I would get my shotgun outof the gun safe and make sure the only thing left of the criminal are his shoes. I don't play games, your coming into my home to take my belongings and hurt my family? Then I'm going to take your life away to protect my property and my loved ones.

It's simple as that for me, really. Your either the victim or a survivor in that situation, the choice is up to you. I'm prepared, are you?

ShadowMoses900

I need to go buy a gun >_>

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I would get my shotgun outof the gun safe and make sure the only thing left of the criminal are his shoes. I don't play games, your coming into my home to take my belongings and hurt my family? Then I'm going to take your life away to protect my property and my loved ones.

It's simple as that for me, really. Your either the victim or a survivor in that situation, the choice is up to you. I'm prepared, are you?

Capitan_Kid

Hide in the closet with my axe.KiIIyou

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Hide in the closet with my axe.whipassmt

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Hide in the closet with my axe.whipassmt

Discworld Dwarfs > Tolkien Dwarves.

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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Hide in the closet with my axe.Tylendal

Lethal if I had to, but hopefully it wouldn't come to that.

I have 8 guns, 3 pistols, 2 bows, 13 knifes, a tazer, 2 swords, a chain-whip, 3 sharp ninja-stars, and brass spiked nuckels, in my house...Plus 2 protective pit-bulls... and a Jack russel :P

If you're dumb enough to come into my house un-wanted, you can bet your ass you wont go back out alive.

Edit: One of the guns is an Ak-47, though it's only Semi.

My scream wouldn't be that coherent. :) I'd have a big smile on though, that's for true.KiIIyou

Is your axe even sharp?

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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Hide in the closet with my axe.whipassmt

Nope. I mean all around more badass then. They consider giant battleaxes to be cultural weapons, they're not properly dressed unless they're wearing hobnailed boots and several layers of chainmail (including underwear), and courtship involves trying to subtly determine the gender of the other dwarf in question, underneath the beard and multiple layers of chainmail and leather. (They only have one gender of pronoun.) They can also take your head off at fifty paces with a well bagged croissant. Dwarfish bread is not for eating, and entirely lethal.

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]My scream wouldn't be that coherent. :) I'd have a big smile on though, that's for true.airshocker

Is your axe even sharp?

Call the cops.

You americans are insane. :?

Just a little bit.KiIIyou

I think you should give us a demonstration. Use a watermelon, or something.

I suppose I'd go and yell at them to get out of my house.

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Just a little bit.airshocker

I think you should give us a demonstration. Use a watermelon, or something.

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Just a little bit.airshocker

I think you should give us a demonstration. Use a watermelon, or something.

I'd prolly end up hurting myself somehow if I did that. lolKiIIyou

But it'd be so cool. :(

I was once informed "The blunter the axe the funner the act".Ace6301

By who? King Henry VIII?

Call the cops.

You americans are insane. :?

Am_Confucius