What would you do if someone broke into your house...

...with the intention of stealing all of your breakfast cereal?

The scenario: In the dead of night, you sleep peacefully in your bed, dreaming of that big, sugary bowl of Corn Flakes that you will devour once the sun rises. Without warning, a loud crash can be heard as a man has kicked open your door and yelled at the top of his lungs "YOUR CEREAL WILL BE MINE!" Naturally, you are startled by this turn of events and run into the kitchen where you see the intruder chowing down on your beloved breakfast treat!

Now, what will you do?

Discuss.

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

SkyWard20

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

brandojones

Brilliant!

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

Why do I keep picturing you as this????

[QUOTE="SkyWard20"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

Respectable individual.

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

same here

[QUOTE="brandojones"]

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

THE_DRUGGIE

Brilliant!

:lol: yea...

...with the intention of stealing all of your breakfast cereal?

The scenario: In the dead of night, you sleep peacefully in your bed, dreaming of that big, sugary bowl of Corn Flakes that you will devour once the sun rises. Without warning, a loud crash can be heard as a man has kicked open your door and yelled at the top of his lungs "YOUR CEREAL WILL BE MINE!" Naturally, you are startled by this turn of events and run into the kitchen where you see the intruder chowing down on your beloved breakfast treat!

Now, what will you do?

Discuss.

THE_DRUGGIE

If he kicks my door down, I'll shoot first and ask questions later. He's an idiot if he kicks my door down instead of just plain asking. He acts like an idiot, he gets treated like an idiot. He acts like a rampaging psychopath, he gets treated like a rampaging psychopath. That's probably the last thing he'll ever do.

There is no cereal in my household.

There is no cereal in my household.

certifieddata

Probably go back to bed since I can't drink milk :/

I eat Kashi GoLean. If he wants to kick my door in and eat all that, he can be my guest.

He'll die of constipation the next day anyways, that junk is pure fiber.

Sucks to be him - I leave this out:

I'm from gamespot: off-topic and as such I got all the balls in the world and kill him

I'm from gamespot: off-topic and as such I got all the balls in the world and kill him

BiancaDK

I would stab him in the neck with my wrist blade! ...Wait, I don't have a wrist blade...I will make myself a wrist blade so I can stab future cereal thieves in the neck with it!

That trick won't work. Everyone knows you do.

Pirate700

The only way there would be cereal, is if the person breaking in brought it with them.

I would try to reason with him. Is there no reasoning with him? He can have the fruitty pebbles but not the froot loops. No way im giving him the froot loops. Okay fine he can have some froot loops. But if he dares goes for the Cookie Crisp there will be hell to pay.

beat him over the head with a frozen waffle

[QUOTE="SkyWard20"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="SkyWard20"] You sound like a r- No wonder you Ame- I don't know what to say without getting banned! Darn.ThatOneP0ster

I don't get what he is getting at either Pirate. On Topic, I would kick them in the nuts and enjoy a bowl of captain crunch with cruch berries.

Beg them to take the chocolate Chex.

I don't have cereal.Aspen706

[QUOTE="Aspen706"]I don't have cereal.THE_DRUGGIE

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Aspen706"]I don't have cereal.needled24-7

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Lies, I have pictures of you eating Corn Flakes!THE_DRUGGIE

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

I'd not give a ****.

[QUOTE="brandojones"]

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

Brilliant!

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]so you're the cereal theif, eh? doing a little stakeout before you rob them for all their cereal's worth?

needled24-7

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

Yes, take your time.

I'll read your cereal a bedtime story...with my stomach.

HA! Jokes on him, im out of milk :DWolls