What would you do if you found out your cat had superpowers?

What would you do if your cat if you have one had superpowers. yes I got the idea from the can cats teleport forum.

what kind of powers?
nothing you can really do with a cat with super powers
it's a cat...it wouldn't realize it was special and/or wouldn't know what to do with the powers

Is the cats power teleporting?

Wonder how i got a cat. Then figure out how much its going to cost to feed it. Then take care of it like a regular cat.

Wonder how i got a cat. Then figure out how much its going to cost to feed it. Then take care of it like a regular cat.

warownslife

You got it from not getting married.

Make it bite me-so that I may become...

Catman!

start wwIII

I'd use emotional blackmail to convince him to work for me.

Surprise, then slight concern about the safety of mankind. Such a simple and occasionally moody creature wielding such extraordinary power creates the potential for much havoc. This is especially true for mice and small birds.

pew pew pew pew pew

My cat is really evil, so it would probably be the end of man kind as we know it. Seriously, that thing just hates people and wants to turn great quality items into torn up trash.

Make it have babies with another cat so i can have my own Cat Army of Terror aka CAT.

i would exploit it and milk the cat for all it's worth before finally skinning it and using it as a footmat at the door whilst feeding the remains to my pet pirhana

I'd shoot it in the head. Cook it up. Get a dog, like a real man, and feed it to the dog.

Then I got dog with superpowers.

I'd make him steal donuts for me.

Pray for Mojo.

It would explain a lot of mysteries are currently inexplicable. Plus, I suspected as much.

Make money out of it ofc.