What would you do if you saw your mom in bed with another guy?

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#1 thewinekone
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If your mom is in a relationship, engaged or married what would you do if you walked in to her room and saw her in bed with some guy you don't even know?

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#2 MM555
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WTF...
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#3 proctorsurf
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please don't tell me that happened to you............. please
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#4 BraindeadRacr
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Poke my eyes out with a pitch fork and run naked accross the Hwy 9A hoping for a car to aim at me.
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#5 blackslim3000
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There would be nothing I could do... I would just drop dead :(
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#6 ConManWithGun
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thats kinda weird to think about, Id prolly have a mind explosion...then do magic
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#7 -OpaK-
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I'd kick the guys ass (although I cant picture my mom having sex :x )
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#8 maddog3512
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...I'll explode.
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#9 sellia
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If your mom is in a relationship, engaged or married what would you do if you walked in to her room and saw her in bed with some guy you don't even know?

thewinekone
Are you saying this because it happened to you?
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#10 puremage1209
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deliver a quick yet powerful blow to his adams apple sending him into a deep state of shock or mabye even death

(please do not try this, this really will happen)

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#11 BraindeadRacr
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Well, actually.... I'd probally have a brainwave that normally would make a 5 year old slap himself out of embarrisment.
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#12 proctorsurf
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deliver a quick yet powerful blow to his adams apple sending him into a deep state of shock or mabye even death

(please do not try this, this really will happen)

puremage1209

and in the process you will have to see your mom naked :o

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#13 Creeping_Wolf
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I might feel kinda happy for her.  I don't think my Dad puts the meat to her much anymore. :(
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#14 NicktehImperial
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If your mom is in a relationship, engaged or married what would you do if you walked in to her room and saw her in bed with some guy you don't even know?

thewinekone

I would scream THIS IS SPARTA and kick him into a hole.

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#15 espoac
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I might feel kinda happy for her. I don't think my Dad puts the meat to her much anymore. :(Creeping_Wolf
LMAO myself, I think I'd just die though. life would no longer be worth living.
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#16 Thread-Thief
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id join in.. my momma aint gettin none if her son cant have none!
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#17 liqu1d_couRAGE
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I might feel kinda happy for her.  I don't think my Dad puts the meat to her much anymore. :(Creeping_Wolf

bwahahaha i laughed so hard at this one

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#18 sinistergoggles
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[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]I might feel kinda happy for her. I don't think my Dad puts the meat to her much anymore. :(liqu1d_couRAGE

bwahahaha i laughed so hard at this one

same here :lol: sorry though

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#19 Giovanni19
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What the hell kind of a question is that!?*Runs out of thread*
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#20 AgentA-Mi6
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I'd Probably Puke all over myself and die the most miserable death but not before takin' my dads 357 and blowing the guy's brains out...

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#21 DJ-PRIME90
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walk away:?
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#22 BraindeadRacr
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walk away:?DJ-PRIME90
Dude you're totally awesome. If you can see your mom having sex without any aftermath tied to it; You rock. If I saw it, a GLOCK 17 would lie on the ground, bits of brain on the wall and a whole lotta blood nearby. And still I'd be haunted by the tought.
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#23 damann22
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walk out, tell my dad, then go seek counciling
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#24 yakk_3
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id join in.. my momma aint gettin none if her son cant have none!Thread-Thief

That is wickedly sick and twisted.

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#25 shaza91
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[QUOTE="Thread-Thief"]id join in.. my momma aint gettin none if her son cant have none!yakk_3

That is wickedly sick and twisted.

But still kinky. 

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#26 BraindeadRacr
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[QUOTE="yakk_3"]

[QUOTE="Thread-Thief"]id join in.. my momma aint gettin none if her son cant have none!shaza91

That is wickedly sick and twisted.

But still kinky. 

I lol'd..
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#27 Omni-Slash
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....puke....one for the fact that I saw my mom naked.....two for the fact that she has been dead for 6 years.....:shock:
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#28 Baselerd
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Start a very rapid descent into alcoholism.
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#29 maddnica23
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2 words....

NO WITNESSES!!! *cocks gun*:x

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#30 gameeer1
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Puke...And shoot him...
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#31 lzorro
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I'd beat the (bad word) out of any guy who is not my dad :x
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#32 JustPlainLucas
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Probaly call the guy a mother ****er, because... well... he is one, literally speaking.
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#33 Fortier
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That would be the last determinant in my decision to move far away...

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#34 ice_radon
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prolly kill the both of them. :|
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#35 jakeboudville
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prolly kill the both of them. :|ice_radon
You're go to jail:|
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#36 TheWindWaker11
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Baseball bat to the back of the head.
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#37 myrtlebeach
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poke my eyes out and then blow my own head off, well maybe not the killing myself part, but i would have to consent to alcoholism
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#38 cifru
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uh....say hi....and walk away
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#39 Koolsen
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The only logical course of action.... gouge my own eyes out.
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#40 Mr_Leonis
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Wow...Imagine explaning this to my grandkids. Well if all else fails, there is chocolate. 8)

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#41 queenfan66
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seriusly i feel like barfing if i see my mom and dad in bed
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#42 SectionSniffy
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i really dont care what she does its her life, as long as she leaves me the **** out of it
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#43 RoflSponge
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I'd crawl in with them.
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#44 LostMemorie
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I'd kick his ass.. maybe I'd be so freaked out that I'd even keep kicking his ass until he loses consciousness.
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#45 TM_Darkside
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I'd cut his adam's apple out.
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#46 TarnishedSoul
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I would start with gouging my eyes out.
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#47 Elraptor
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I'd wake up and stop eating pizza right before bedtime.
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#48 Phearr
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i might kill my self or kick the guys ass
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#49 SolidSnake_108
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Probably throw up.....then kill them both......with a knife......then bury them in the garden......
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#50 The_One_White
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i would cut off the guys balls...and feed them to him...raw