What would you do if you were a man?

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#1 2eachhisownmask
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What would you do if you were a man?

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#2 Oleg_Huzwog
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Adjust myself.

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#3 xTheExploited
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Oh god I don't even want to consider that. Too eery.
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#4 Snipes_2
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I'm already a Male :o

I guess I'd just go about my business :P

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#5 Colin1192
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I think the better question is what wouldn't I do

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#6 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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hold this sign up..oh i'm already a man..:P

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#7 grape_of_wrath
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scratch spit and watch sports. :|
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#8 MgamerBD
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Manly things. Like fly.
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#9 Wilfred_Owen
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I'd itch where no itch has gone before.
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#10 Gaming-Planet
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I'd wonder why mygender is the same.

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#11 2eachhisownmask
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I'd itch where no itch has gone before.Wilfred_Owen
Oh, it has... trust me. And somebody else hand scratched it!
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[QUOTE="Wilfred_Owen"]I'd itch where no itch has gone before.2eachhisownmask
Oh, it has... trust me. And somebody else hand scratched it!

I'm not sure but... I think you may have just turned me on. :|
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#13 Desulated
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Scratch my rear end not caring who's looking. It's a free world! :lol:

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#14 2eachhisownmask
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[QUOTE="2eachhisownmask"][QUOTE="Wilfred_Owen"]I'd itch where no itch has gone before.xTheExploited
Oh, it has... trust me. And somebody else hand scratched it!

I'm not sure but... I think you may have just turned me on. :|

Naahh.. It's just jock itch. Change your thong. :)
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#15 McJugga
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I'll never be a REAL man. =[
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#16 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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I'll never be a REAL boy. =[McJugga

Fixed for you :P..

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#17 cornholio157
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i guess continue todo what ive been doing for 21 years. :o

[spoiler] did we really need a copy cat thread:P this is the internet. [/spoiler]

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[QUOTE="2eachhisownmask"][QUOTE="xTheExploited"][QUOTE="2eachhisownmask"] Oh, it has... trust me. And somebody else hand scratched it!

I'm not sure but... I think you may have just turned me on. :|

Naahh.. It's just jock itch. Change your thong. :)

Oh you're right. My body accidentally sucked it up, had no idea its been up there for the last few months.
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[QUOTE="2eachhisownmask"][QUOTE="xTheExploited"] I'm not sure but... I think you may have just turned me on. :|xTheExploited
Naahh.. It's just jock itch. Change your thong. :)

Oh you're right. My body accidentally sucked it up, had no idea its been up there for the last few months.

I will give you 50$ for that thong. :x
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#21 Big_Bad_Sad
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Cup myself on a regular basis.
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#22 MattUD1
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I'd do dirty, dirty things to myself... Oh, wait...
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#23 Theokhoth
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I'd join the Army in place of my sick father, triggering a chain of amusing and dramatic events eventually resulting in the liberation of China.

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#24 onehowlingwolf
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Walk around topless and hit on some girl :P

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#25 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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I'd be like "Woah, I feel like my gender just suddenly changed! ... Oh wait, nope. I'm still a guy."

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#26 2eachhisownmask
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If i were a man id learn to swing my dick around with enough force to knock over buildings and use it to fight crimeMTVjams
hahahahahhaha...LOL!
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#27 solid_mario
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What would I do if I kept on making the same thread with a slight variation.
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#28 2eachhisownmask
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What would I do if I kept on making the same thread with a slight variation.solid_mario
You are right. It's only two letters less than the previous one. ..wo-man... Glad you joined this one, and not the previous. :)

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What if you are already a man? :shock:
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#30 LightR
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What if you are already a man? :shock:2ndWonder

Your reproductive organs and such duplicate. :o

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#31 Penguinchow
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As a man I spend most of my time drinking beer, watching TV and ordering women around
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#32 cheesyjon
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I... uhhh... I wouldn't change... at all... :oops:

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#33 double_decker
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I'd post on a video game forum.
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#34 moonlightcharm6
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I'd join the Army in place of my sick father, triggering a chain of amusing and dramatic events eventually resulting in the liberation of China.

Theokhoth

cute i just finish watch Mulan a few minutes ago. If i was a guy i would make ***..... i mean a fool of my self:P

to mods= no offence guys:D

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#35 ariz3260
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I dunno

*burp*

*scratch butt*

*pick nose*

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#36 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

I'd join the Army in place of my sick father, triggering a chain of amusing and dramatic events eventually resulting in the liberation of China.

moonlightcharm6

cute i just finish watch Mulan a few minutes ago. If i was a guy i would make ***..... i mean a fool of my self:P

What the hell is a Mulan?

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#37 moonlightcharm6
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[QUOTE="moonlightcharm6"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

I'd join the Army in place of my sick father, triggering a chain of amusing and dramatic events eventually resulting in the liberation of China.

Theokhoth

cute i just finish watch Mulan a few minutes ago. If i was a guy i would make ***..... i mean a fool of my self:P

What the hell is a Mulan?

weren't you taking about Mulan the girl who save China. It was a big Disney movie it might be called something else if your not from America.