what would you do if your girlfriend was the last female on earth?

Humanity would be screwed, because I don't have one.thriteenthmonke

well I dont have a girlfriend but lets go theoretical here and say that I would laugh at everyone because I'm the only guy in the whole world getting any

Pump her full of my love.

be happy my wife didn't catch me?....:oops:Omni-Slash

hide her from everyone else tell her everyone else is infected

... buy myself a shotgun and drive to her place before all the other guys in the world realize where she lives.Hungry_bunny

... buy myself a shotgun and drive to her place before all the other guys in the world realize where she lives.Hungry_bunny

[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]... buy myself a shotgun and drive to her place before all the other guys in the world realize where she lives.lucky326

I would tell her to hide in my bed.

1. Scream madly
2. Call my friend John to get his reaction
3. Receive no answer from John
4. Go to John's house
5. Find his daily attire lying on the kitchen floor
6. Scream madly

well, ya know if I had one :oops:

1. Scream madly
2. Call my friend John to get his reaction
3. Receive no answer from John
4. Go to John's house
5. Find his daily attire lying on the kitchen floor
6. Scream madly

aaaaarrrrggggg

I would clone her. Oh YEAH!

Now you know how Noah felt, Adam felt, and that guy who was associated with Abraham, lol. Just ask them, I think they enjoyed the fact that their women physically could not divorce them.

Become a pimp since it's my ex-girlfriend.

Probably her.bluezy

be happy my wife didn't catch me?....:oops:Omni-Slash

Heh, glad i wasnt the only one thinkin that...

But id sell her and live like a fat cat forever!!!!

If there was only one female left on Earth there would be no conceivable way to repopulate the human race anyways, so I would hope that our relationship would continue on as normal, except with the impending destruction of our race at hand.

If you're asking what would I do if she was needed to repopulate the Earth, as long as it was something she wanted to do I would support her, although I would hope she would choose to be artificially inseminated by people who were pre-screened for STD's.

Enjoy the world with her and smoke away some green. It would actually be kind of... nice.

If there was only one female left on Earth there would be no conceivable way to repopulate the human race anyways, so I would hope that our relationship would continue on as normal, except with the impending destruction of our race at hand.

If you're asking what would I do if she was needed to repopulate the Earth, as long as it was something she wanted to do I would support her, although I would hope she would choose to be artificially inseminated by people who were pre-screened for STD's.

theone86

I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd have her move into my basement so no one would ever find her.

If I were the last man on Earth I'd try to live my life as normally, and as carefully as possible. I don't think my sex life would be too different. Again, artificial insemination. If my girlfriend were to be alright with me sleeping with other women under those circumstances I'd imagine she'd be alright with me sleeping with other women under any circumstances as it's not my having sex that the world is dependent on but my donating sperm. Also, it'd still be a very delicate balance with just one man as that man's son(s) would have to mature and procreate, and their sons would have to do the same before any sort of on-going genetic diversiy could be assured. I'm sure you wouldn't be allowed to sleep with whomever you want, because if you slept with too many women you would reduce the number of women who would be ideal for the next generation to mate with. Artificial insemination, it's a beautiful thing.

She and I would have sex for a few nights before she and I end our lives, screwing every other man in the world. remmbermytitans

so if my calculations are correct...you plan to f*ck every remaining living person? :lol:

I would hide her in my basement. sammyjenkis898

I would probably eat her, so that I could tell everyone I ate the last girl alive.

The same thing I always do, Try to take over the world! :D

Defend her viciously... Move far away from society... and I would bring guns, mines and other... desperate people does desperate things