What would you do if zombies attacked?

I was watching the walking dead the other day and I wondered what real people would do in this situation. What would you guys do?

I would get a shotgun and a hot babe and shoot things :D

I would grab the gas mask from my wall, find an axe somewhere and create a bunker out of the bomb shelter on our campus. I'd come out every day to raid for food and supplies and prepair myself for a journey outward to explore the world for other survivors.

post up in my room with food and just play videogames until the army took care of it

Post about it on OT, ofc. Probably after I moved medical supplies and weapons to the top floor of my house and destroyed the stairs.hokies1313

Consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons.FragStains

I'd consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons riding Spiders.

[QUOTE="FragStains"]Consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons.metroidfood

I'd consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons riding Spiders.

Head to nearest military base. Sit tight as the zombie apocalypse fails and the military murders the frak out of the zombie outbreak. After which i proceed to go home and resume life as normal-ish.

Grab my AKM, some ammo, a buncha water and non-perishables, survival radio, propane stove, etc. and make a break for Dyess Airforce Base across town. If that's a no-go, I have the aforementioned weapon and supplies to live off of.

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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons.FragStains

I'd consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons riding Spiders.

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I'd consider myself lucky that they weren't Skeletons riding Spiders.

vadicta

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[QUOTE="FragStains"]I just shuddered.FragStains

Honestly I would most likely freak out and eventually Die and become a zombie myself.

Live at the sea, return to land in a amphibious vehicle for supplies when i need to....

Live in the Grand Canyon.

Well me and friends have discussed this a lot and it's a very long long process that I would love to get into but just don't feel like typing it all. It is all realisticly possible to using all the tools we actually have access to.

Get the AK's. It's time for Left 4 Dead action.

I'd poke my hand through a door and them bite me. No use going through all that stress trying to survive.

Invite them in for tea and scones................filled with C4!

I would probably get all kamakazi trying to kill them with my shoe, or maybe I'll use my cat's claws lol (The cat in my user image is not my cat :P)

Actually I would panic and commit suicide that is the dark truth

i'd let my vagina dentata eat them up.

VaguelyTagged

When I say I'll commit suicide I mean I would eat some C4 and jump out through the window kablamo!!!! Just a joke!

I would start planting a bunch of sunflowers on my front lawn..

Just wear some chainmail. Let's see them bite through that.

Join them, who the hell wouldn't want to be a mindless brain eating zombie. Life would be good.

Beat a zombie to death with a pool cue on sync with Queen's "Don't stop me now"nobodylive

[QUOTE="nobodylive"]Beat a zombie to death with a pool cue on sync with Queen's "Don't stop me now"SeraphimGoddess

probably get a baseball bat, hope in my SUV, and go get supplies. i don't have a gun, so that's why i get my bat. maybe i tag along with my neighbor. we get some guns, some girls, and we good to go.

Die.

probably side with the military. seriously i don't see how it is possible for the zombies to win against them. i would get on a hovercraft and rape their buttholes with 50.cal shells while two hot chicks stand on either side of me and pose for pictures

drop kick their faces ;/

or there dismembered bodies w/e comes 1st

Closet, string, bb gun.

Legitimately? Kill myself.

probably side with the military. seriously i don't see how it is possible for the zombies to win against them.

ZeroHalberd

You should read World War Z.

Gas Mask, two katanas, a bunch of guns, ammo and supplies. Get 3 friends and see how many rounds we survive while we try to turn the power back on.