My plans in case of a zombie outbreak would take far too long to explain in detail, and its summary sounds stupid. I'll give the summary anyway: I intend to group together with a group of my friends to form a Mad Max-meets-Zompocalypse thing. The logistics are all worked out, but, though they are the only thing that would make the above sound not-stupid, there are far too many of them for me to actually go into detail (I'm feeling lazy right now).
Go to the nearest mall, bring a camera and start trying on all the women's clothing.
It's what you do when your city is infested with zombies.foxhound_fox
bwahahhaha see you there.......and oh.........if a zombie outbreak happens and im in a mall........i am totally looting......just letting everyone know that now xD
My plan would be to get my hands on a shotgun in some way. Let's assume I find one. The next step would be to find as many frag grenades as possible. Again, let's assume I find them. Now, the final step is to stand in the middle of the road, with all my equipment, and pull the pins off the grenades simultaneously. I drop them at my feet, and then proceed to blow my head off with the shotgun. Seconds later, the grenades explode around me turning my body into a pile of guts and flesh. If a zombie or two gets caught in the crossfire, all the better. Ain't no zombie touching my body.
i would say good bye to everyone that i know and go get the zombies to eat me. who knows it might be like suan of the dead; at the end of the movie shaun and all of his friends get eaten and then they ended up being normal and playing video games.
I live on an island so I'd have a little more time to spare. I would drive 5 minutes up the road to the supermarket and get as many canned foods, gallon water and debbie snacks as I could fit in my truck. I live 6 floors up so there are only two ways for zombies to get up here and that's the stairs. I would build barriers out of furniture from other rooms.
APck up my gear that I've been preparing for just an event and head on over to the boonies. A buddy of mine has a cabin up in Tahoe that's out of the way from the more heavily populated section of Tahoe and off the I-80 line. And yes, I am serious when I say I have been preparing.
I don't think real life zombies would be that much trouble. Very slow and frail, so I would probably just get a stick or something and beat them away.Bloodbath_87
Not the fact that they're slow and dumb that makes them dangerous it's their numbers which can grow exponentially if an outbreak is not stopped right away.
i would say good bye to everyone that i know and go get the zombies to eat me. who knows it might be like suan of the dead; at the end of the movie shaun and all of his friends get eaten and then they ended up being normal and playing video games. iam2green
Only his best friend became a zombie, who they chain up in the shed. He and the girl was saved.
I would get weapons 2 kill them. My arsenal would be, M16, desert eagle, rocket launcher and a shotgun. I would kill until im dead or there are no more zombies.
I don't think real life zombies would be that much trouble. Very slow and frail, so I would probably just get a stick or something and beat them away.Bloodbath_87
true, cinema makes them seem like a huge threat....but the reality is, the gov would totally own them......but it does kinda make you think......if something like that did happen......would the government be willing to put humans first ? or will they sacrifice some humans if it makes it easier
[QUOTE="Bloodbath_87"]I don't think real life zombies would be that much trouble. Very slow and frail, so I would probably just get a stick or something and beat them away.Buck_Hotep
Not the fact that they're slow and dumb that makes them dangerous it's their numbers which can grow exponentially if an outbreak is not stopped right away.
Indeed. Anyone who has ever played Dead Rising knows that areas with shoulder-to-shoulder zombies are places where its best to tread lightly and stay sharp. One wrong move and your zombie chow.
Race to the nearest police station, gathering any unfected along the way, and board up there for a while until we're ready to go as far north as we can go.
Grab the nearest helicopter and head for a deserted island along with other uninfected carrying everything we need to start again. Especially the internet.
First it would depend on where i was at if i was at my college i would go the gun shop downtown which isn't far loot the place and take a shotgun a bunch of pistols a knife and lots and lots of ammo (hopefully i would have a dufflebag. So let's say i survive that part next i would head to either sam's club or wal-mart im not sure which and just lock that place down since there will probably othere ppl that go there as well. But if i was at home i would try and make it to my friends house (if he wasn't already infected which i doubt since he's a damn good shot with a gun) and ill i would do is hold up there with him and probabbly survive
[QUOTE="Bloodbath_87"]I don't think real life zombies would be that much trouble. Very slow and frail, so I would probably just get a stick or something and beat them away.Euroshinobi
true, cinema makes them seem like a huge threat....but the reality is, the gov would totally own them......but it does kinda make you think......if something like that did happen......would the government be willing to put humans first ? or will they sacrifice some humans if it makes it easierim pretty sure if a zombie outbreak occured the government would let everyone in that state die and save the rest of the world.
I would go to the closet and look confidently at my 7000rds of SHTF ammo, check my weapons, and then play some Halo and drink Dr. Pepper. Pretty much like every other day.
Places I would avoid would be places where most people will want to flee to thinking it will be safe: police precincts, hospitals, churches, downtown areas, etc...
yeah, seeing i have no access to weapons or help, i would barricade my room, turn on the tv, see how everyone one else is doing (mayabe go on the roof) and then take the pills and go to sleep. A whole lot better then being eaten to death.
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