What would you do in the following situations?

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#1 deactivated-5a078b8de7122
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Pick one of the following situations and tell me what you would do. Rules: You cannot have the police or anyone else help you ( you cannot have someone else contact the police either), you can't use guns, grenades, battle axes, rocket launchers, or items at random.

1. You are in a big city, you decide to buy a hot dog. You eat it, spit it out, and tell the big, greasy,hotdog guy that his food sucks, you leave and he follows you with a meat cleaver. What do you do?

2. It is a nice day, your pet dog is outside, then all of a sudden your deranged next door neighbor starts attacking your dog in your lawn. What do you do?

3.Its Halloween and its around 10 o'clock there is a man in a creepy clown outfit that is covered in blood and he is a baseball bat with a nail throught it. He keeps ringing your door bell and scraching at your windows. What do you do?

4. You have just witnessed a Mob killing, they are out of ammo. What do you do?

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#2 super_mario_128
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1. Kill him. 2. Kill him. 3. Kill him. 4. Destroy the world.
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#3 RiseAgainst12
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1. Throw hotdogs at him and run away.

2. My pet dog is a big Rottweiler so i am sure it could look after itself.. but if i had to i would do something in order to give it the upper hand

3. Get a scream outfit and a Big kitchen knive then sit on the opposite side of the glass doing exactly the same thing..

4. Walk on by.

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#4 Strider_91
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1. Make im follow me until he tires out, then run back around to steal from his cart. 2. Destroy him 3. Try and ignore it, im not really sure. 4. No police? ignore it.. i don't really know.
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Pick one of the following situations and tell me what you would do. Rules: You cannot have the police or anyone else help you ( you cannot have someone else contact the police either), you can't use guns, grenades, battle axes, rocket launchers, or items at random.

1. You are in a big city, you decide to buy a hot dog. You eat it, spit it out, and tell the big, greasy,hotdog guy that his food sucks, you leave and he follows you with a meat cleaver. What do you do?

2. It is a nice day, your pet dog is outside, then all of a sudden your deranged next door neighbor starts attacking your dog in your lawn. What do you do?

3.Its Halloween and its around 10 o'clock there is a man in a creepy clown outfit that is covered in blood and he is a baseball bat with a nail throught it. He keeps ringing your door bell and scraching at your windows. What do you do?

4. You have just witnessed a Mob killing, they are out of ammo. What do you do?

Zan_Puppet

1. Run!

2. Swear and yell at him. :?

3. Pretend I am not in.

4, Laugh at them. :lol:

:P

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#6 DJ-Lafleur
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1. punch him

2. punch him

3. punch him

4. not care

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#7 Deihjan
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1. Run around like Freakazoid. 2. Kick him in the nuts. 3. Turn off the TV and go to bed. 4. Kick their butts.
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#8 k_smoove
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1. Run. Hot dog salesmen are always fat or old.

2. Call the cops and apprehend the guy.

3. Call the cops.

4. Run.

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#9 Coey-69
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1.Kill 2.Kill 3.Kill 4. Ask if I could join the gang. lol
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#10 DJ_Lae
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1. Defecate in my hand and throw it in his face. While he's screaming and wiping feces out of his eyes, I grab the meat cleaver, crack him with the flat of the blade in the side of the head, and go back to my business. 2. Pull a chair over to the window, get a fresh cup of coffee, and break out the videocamera. 3. Make pouty faces at him and egg him on. 4. Nod appreciatively at them with a smile and just say "Nice."
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#11 shoeman12
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all of my answers would involve a gun (hopefully i'd be 21 so i can have my CPL) but here goes. 1. take the meat cleaver and slice him up 2. strangle him 3. sneak around back (again, i have multiple guns in my house), take his bat, put the nail through his head 4. nothing, i can't take them all on.
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#12 Teenaged
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3. Make pouty faces at him and egg him on. 4. Nod appreciatively at them with a smile and just say "Nice."DJ_Lae

Those made me laugh just imagining you do those (I have seen your pic) :lol:

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#13 eXdout
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1) Run, maybe beat him with a longer object if I can get ahold of one.

2) Beat him senseless, I love my puppy!

3) At first be freaked out, but then I'd get something to defend myself and a camera.

4) Walk on.

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#14 XilePrincess
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1. Tell him people are probably stealing his gross hotdogs while he's gone. 2. break his arms. 3. Video camera. At least I can make money off of the freak. 4. Well they're out of ammo, what are they really going to do?
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#15 Yarcofin
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1. Probably just run, he's too fat to make it more than a few blocks and wouldn't abandon his cart. But why does a hotdog vendor need a cleaver?

2. Probably kick them or beat the **** out of them, maybe ask what is going on first if I'm in a good mood.

3. Lol this an awesome scenario. I would probably pump up my pellet gun and either bring a baseball bat as well, or two of the largest knives in my kitchen. In this scenario any reasonable person would call the cops... I guess wait until he busts in, take 1 shot with the pellet gun aiming for his face, then drop it and grab the knives/bat.

4. It's kind of my dream to be in the mafia so I'd try to explain from a distance and say I won't rat on them and want to join them, even though there is probably a 25% chance they'd kill me anyway, otherwise take me to do some illegal thing to prove my loyalty. If that didn't work, just run like hell.