what would you do in this situation? ( totally random, but interesting )

I would never need a car or seat again. :o

think about how fit you would be, tour d' france here i come!the_kidisblack

just imagine how hardcore you would be! winning the tour de france on a UNICYCLE lol

I would join the circus :)manicfoot

this, i'm pretty sure i'd have more of a crowd than the bearded lady, or cannon man

Lets say that you were... unicycling around, and you fell, and it... got stuck in your butt, and the doctors had to surgically keep it on your butt for you to live. what would YOU do? i would roll around everywhere and learn sweet stuff to do with itgarrett_duffman

I don't understand how getting something in your butt would fatally affect you. Clay Aiken is still alive, isn't he?

I would hate to have to do number two. *shudders*

Hmm, I guess I'd just taunt everyone with my unique circumstances. Maybe even get on Oprah...

I would strap the wheel on top of a helicopter and become the first human ROFL-copter.
-eddy-

I'd do this.