What would you do in your first days as president?

I'm gonna direct quote William Blum on this one :D;

"If I were president, I could stop terrorist attacks against the United states in a few days. Permanently. I would first apologize—very publicly and very sincerely—to all the widows and orphans, the impoverished ad tortured, and all the many millions of other victims of American imperialism. Then I would announce to every corner of the world that America's global military interventions have come to an end. I would then inform Israel that it is no longer the 51st state of the union but-oddly enough-a foreign country. Then I would reduce the military budget by at least 90% and use the savings to pay reparations to the victims and repair the damage from the many American bombings, invasions, and sanctions. There would be more than enough money. One year's military budget in the United States is equal to more than $20,000 per hour for every hour since Jesus Christ was born. That's one year. That's what I'd do on my first three days in the White House. On the fourth day, I'd be assassinated."

Your answer can be silly of course too though :P.

Demand to see the Aliens/UFOs we have captured
Completely Close off the southern Border
Kick out all illegals
Wipe out N. Korea
Eat a grilled cheese

I would install a jungle gym in the oval office.

Nuke some countries :P

Resign.

Have a copius amount of sex up against that window in the White House that faces the street.

Repeal DADT and DOMA Increase investment in solar and wind power Increase minimum MPG ratings to 40 for new cars Offer large cash incentives for buying hybrid cars, and even larger ones for buying electric cars Give Alec Baldwin some sort of job in the CabinetBourbons3

I'm surprised you didn't ask for matching monuments to Al Gore and Michael Moore to be built. :roll:

[QUOTE="Bourbons3"]Repeal DADT and DOMA Increase investment in solar and wind power Increase minimum MPG ratings to 40 for new cars Offer large cash incentives for buying hybrid cars, and even larger ones for buying electric cars Give Alec Baldwin some sort of job in the CabinetPirate700

I'm surprised you didn't ask for matching monuments to Al Gore and Michael Moore to be built. :roll:

Nothing because the president has very little power.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Bourbons3"]Repeal DADT and DOMA Increase investment in solar and wind power Increase minimum MPG ratings to 40 for new cars Offer large cash incentives for buying hybrid cars, and even larger ones for buying electric cars Give Alec Baldwin some sort of job in the Cabinetp00zer

I'm surprised you didn't ask for matching monuments to Al Gore and Michael Moore to be built. :roll:

Legalize it.Neon-Tiger

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"]Legalize it.Pirate700

Make a new law where posting "The president is doing a poor job" threads in the first 6 months is illegal. Punishable by skin flaying >:| I would also take the time to demand to see everything America has ever kept secret.Ace6301

[QUOTE="Ace6301"]Make a new law where posting "The president is doing a poor job" threads in the first 6 months is illegal. Punishable by skin flaying >:| I would also take the time to demand to see everything America has ever kept secret.fidosim

Make an amendment.

[QUOTE="fidosim"][QUOTE="Ace6301"]Make a new law where posting "The president is doing a poor job" threads in the first 6 months is illegal. Punishable by skin flaying >:| I would also take the time to demand to see everything America has ever kept secret.clayron

Make an amendment.

[QUOTE="fidosim"][QUOTE="Ace6301"]Make a new law where posting "The president is doing a poor job" threads in the first 6 months is illegal. Punishable by skin flaying >:| I would also take the time to demand to see everything America has ever kept secret.clayron

Make an amendment.

...create videogame day

[QUOTE="Bourbons3"]Repeal DADT and DOMA Increase investment in solar and wind power Increase minimum MPG ratings to 40 for new cars Offer large cash incentives for buying hybrid cars, and even larger ones for buying electric cars Give Alec Baldwin some sort of job in the CabinetPirate700

I'm surprised you didn't ask for matching monuments to Al Gore and Michael Moore to be built. :roll:

...create videogame SEASON

Chris_Williams

Blow North Korea sky high

Demand Madoff be put in stocks in Times Square and have people throw stuff at him

Give everyone in the US the gaming console of choice

Create a law for every US citizen to play video games for 1 hour every week minimum. Rewards for more than ten hours of gametime and completing games

Show off all our nation's secrets in Ripley's and have people pay $500 a person to see them

and Make a time machine.

A guy can dream right?

I would nationalize all our country's resources and use the revenue to fund social programs such as welfare, social security, and healthcare. However, I would pass laws that reward people for working and discourage people from trying to take a free ride on the government.

I would then create an army of terminator-like robots and destroy most human life on the planet.

Outlaw all political parties.

I would nationalize all our country's resources and use the revenue to fund social programs such as welfare, social security, and healthcare. However, I would pass laws that reward people for working and discourage people from trying to take a free ride on the government.

I would then create an army of terminator-like robots and destroy most human life on the planet.

sonicare

That kinda defeats the purpose of everything you said. Otherwise, you sound like my father.

Outlaw all political parties.

tycoonmike

[QUOTE="tycoonmike"]

Outlaw all political parties.

avatar_genius

Then maybe I should clarify: outlaw all political parties including the one I used to get into the presidency.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="tycoonmike"]

Outlaw all political parties.

Then maybe I should clarify: outlaw all political parties including the one I used to get into the presidency.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="tycoonmike"]

Outlaw all political parties.

tycoonmike

Then maybe I should clarify: outlaw all political parties including the one I used to get into the presidency.

[QUOTE="tycoonmike"]

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"] That's the direct definition of fascism. One party, one leader.avatar_genius

Then maybe I should clarify: outlaw all political parties including the one I used to get into the presidency.

No. We retain every facet of government except the political parties and the electoral college.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="tycoonmike"]

Then maybe I should clarify: outlaw all political parties including the one I used to get into the presidency.

tycoonmike

No. We retain every facet of government except the political parties and the electoral college.

You know political parties make things go faster, right?avatar_genius

I do. They also make things far less efficient and divide this nation into factions, primarily Republican and Democrat. If there is one thing that will destroy the United States, it will be our political system.

You know political parties make things go faster, right?avatar_genius

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]You know political parties make things go faster, right?tycoonmike

I do. They also make things far less efficient and divide this nation into factions, primarily Republican and Democrat. If there is one thing that will destroy the United States, it will be our political system.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]You know political parties make things go faster, right?Neon-Tiger