What would you do with a million Russian....

Dumplings? That is what Edward Pimentel won recently for being voted by audience members as the worlds greatest karaoke singer.
Imagine a competition akin to American Idol with contestents spanning 16 countries, you're finally voted number one, you're coming home a proud owner of one million dumplings


Runners up scored a karaoke Machine. :3

www.foxnews.com/world/2010/09/25/americans-r-b-stylings-win-million-dumplings-karaoke-championships/

sell some, eat some. :Dkipohippo021

Most likely start a business. Fast.

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

[QUOTE="kipohippo021"]sell some, eat some. :DBaconbits2004

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

Pirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

kipohippo021

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

Pirate700

Hey, I wouldn't have to pay for food in a long time.

I might have to buy a freezer, though.

I would eat heaps, save a few, then get a few friends and have a massive dumpling war. Then I would place dumplings everywhere round town to annoy people.

[QUOTE="kipohippo021"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

Trade them for vodka.

Eat a few hundred and sell the rest. Then I get myself some vodka. :D

feed as many hungry people as i could

freeze them for the upcoming nuclear world war.kayoticdreamz

[QUOTE="kayoticdreamz"]freeze them for the upcoming nuclear world war.CRS98

[QUOTE="CRS98"][QUOTE="kayoticdreamz"]freeze them for the upcoming nuclear world war.kayoticdreamz

I hope so, twinkies are like £5 here :(

Sell them all. Every single one of them. :)

Keep eating them until I start speaking Russian.

Pirate700

you can't eat dumpling because in the soviet union they eat you