What would you do with an evil army of minions?

Say you have a massive army of minions, what do you do?

hold a lot of rich people hostage, build a fortress thats completely impenetrable, and breed more minions

I would make them all do the biggest michael jackson thriller tribute ever. and then ill have them all go crazy and run at the fans like left 4 dead zombies dressed up in shiny coats, flashy gloves and bowl hats while blasting dont stop till you get enough in the background. and ill also give all my minions a monkey buddy that he will train to be a butler. and have ape body guards. and i will form the first ever primate cross species alliance. that way i can top my first thriller tribute with orangatans, chimps and south African jungle apes.

use them to pillage and have my way with all the women in the city(only the women that I find attractive of coarse) lol

Raid Bestbuy.ThunderChunkier

this and also Fry's Electronics.

All night dance parties

Keep 2 as bodyguards, then make the rest fight to the death.

Doing laundry is a pain in the ass, so that.

Take over teh universe of course

Rape the fields and pillage the women.