What would you make happen if you ruled the world?

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#1 Elemayo
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I would:

Outlaw Smoking

Outlaw Rap + Hip-Hop

Listen to the public's opinions on my leadership and make changes accordingly.

I would erase all borders

I would give people guns

I would destroy the ESRB and Jack Thompson

I would probably kill some people I don't like...

And other stuff I can't think of at the moment...

You?

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#2 tbone29
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Make Smoking and Hip Hop mandatory

Be completely oblivious to what the public thinks.

Make all borders evident.

Take away people's guns.

Oy... I can't do that Jack Thompson one...

Bring back to life people that Elemayo didn't like.

And other stuff that I can think of at the moment.

Me?

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#3 squitsquat
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I would:

Outlaw Smoking

Outlaw Rap + Hip-Hop

Listen to the public's opinions on my leadership and make changes accordingly.

I would erase all borders

I would give people guns

I would destroy the ESRB and Jack Thompson

I would probably kill some people I don't like...

And other stuff I can't think of at the moment...

You?

Elemayo
you wouldnt be good if you ran everything......
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#4 uberpwner93
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I would:

Outlaw Smoking

Outlaw Rap + Hip-Hop

Listen to the public's opinions on my leadership and make changes accordingly.

I would erase all borders

I would give people guns

I would destroy the ESRB and Jack Thompson

I would probably kill some people I don't like...

And other stuff I can't think of at the moment...

You?

Elemayo

Everything you said, except I would also beat the living **** outta Lawerence Cooper

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#5 Brmarlin
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Death to mondays. Monday is now replaced by Pie and Orgies day.
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#6 Spartan_385
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I wouldn't want to rule the world.
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#7 dreamdude
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I would free the poor enslaved race of waffles....poor lil buggers.
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#8 MgamerBD
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I would make outdoor sex legal

Also I would destroy double standards and stereotypes

I would make Hip Hop the best music ever.

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#9 FlaminDeath
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I would give the death penalty to those convicted of creating idiotic topics.
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#10 jllinkinpark
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change the drinking age

legalize something that cant be said on GS (if you dont kno wat im talkin bout jus think bout amsterdam)

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#11 hoola
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I would make it like the USA is supposed to be.

REAL freedom of speech

REAL right to bear arms

Capitalism

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#13 KillaHalo2o9
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Crime=Death
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#14 icarus212001
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1) Force Jack Thompson to play Double Dragons III to the end, followed by Ninjabread Man, followed by Big Rigs.

2) Allow freedom of religions in all countries, and to all people.

3) Place Osama Bin Laden, George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Soulja Boy in their own separate hamster wheel chasing after a block of cheese (for soulja boy, a can of cheese).

4) End the suffering in Darfur by sending all the refugees to a nice resort spa in puerto rico.

5) Shape the moon to look like my face.

6) Place a minimum on how many times a rapper can mention bling in a song, as well as limit how many songs mention bling at all in a year.

7) Place a set of standards that rock bands must meet before they are allowed to get a record label (i don't know about you, but i'm getting tired of these emo bands popping up like rabbits in the springtime).

8) Give the members of Led Zeppelin each their own personal castle.

9) Marry my girlfriend and give her all she pleases.

10) Entertain myself by watching Bill Gates and Donald Trump FIGHT over a stock of my company....which inhabits the entire world's economy (muahahaha)

11) Sleep in a giant comfy bed the size of central park.

12) Create a floating island which contains a colloseum, in which world criminals fight each other for victory...only to be eaten by a swarm of yellow jacket wasps, lions, or wookies (depending on what mood i'm in).

13) Prove the existance of God, but say religion is wrong and laugh at people trying to yell at me.

14) End world hunger by placing a restaurant (with free food) every 3 blocks.

15) Sleep.

16) Fight Chuck Norris...and win.

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#16 Never_Fear
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Monday is Waffle Day.

Tuesday is Pancake Day.

Wednesday is Toaster Strudel Day.

Thursday is Chinese Food Day.

Friday is Chocolate Day.

Saturday is Waffle Day. (What are you gonna do about it? I rule the world.)

Sunday is Mashed Potatoes day.

Never-Fear/Clinton '08 Who do you think will win? ;)

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#17 GettingTired
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My Supreme Court would be made of kittens.

Police officers would be forced to patrol in Stormtrooper suits, and FBI agents were Boba Fett suits.

I will finally be the light in people's lives of darkness when I finally smash the myth that Montana and Idaho exist.

There will be a National Bagged milk day in honor of Canada.

MTV will be taken off air, anyone who whines about it gets taken off the planet.

I will have somebody paint murals on the moon so it's prettier to look at.

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#18 sovereign_22
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let me try this again without saying something i could get modded for

make censorship illegal, no exceptions

make rating system (esrb,mpaa) illegal

force corporations to donat massive amounts of cash to charity and counties in africa

leagalize, ahem... "a certain plant" (grow up, you know its harmless)

make private military corporations like blackwater and haliburton illegal (those people are sick, they will be the end of us all one day if we do not stop them)

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#19 Cube_of_MooN
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For starters, I'd send Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Thomas Menino to the North Pole.
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poligamy and spice girls forever
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#21 sovereign_22
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poligamy and spice girls foreverLilowns

oh, hell yeah!

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#22 Nagru
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The best so far (IMO):

  • Outlaw Smoking

    Also I would destroy double standards and stereotypes

    REAL freedom of speech

    REAL right to bear arms

    Capitalism

    Crime=Death

    Allow freedom of religions in all countries, and to all people

    There will be a National Bagged milk day in honor of Canada.

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1. Ban fossil fuels. I would give the entire world 1 years notice to buy themselves an electric or hydrogen vehicle. Then when the day comes, I will just shut down every oil well in the world. Anyone who trys to start up their own or try to run the ones I shut down, would get the death penalty.

2. Destroy the ERSB. Instead I'll hire 20 teenagers (age 15-18) and put them in-charge of rating games.

3. Bar anyone from starting **** with game companies about their games.

4. Get rid of all censors. You don't like what will be allowed on tv and in video games?...why don't you just isolate yourself?

5. Completely ignore any copyright law proposals. If artists don't want their music being stolen and the movie industry doesn't want the same...they should figure out how to put an end to it themselves.

6. Give money to anyone who finishes highschool and university.
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#24 Cube_of_MooN
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1. Ban fossil fuels. I would give the entire world 1 years notice to buy themselves an electric or hydrogen vehicle. Then when the day comes, I will just shut down every oil well in the world. Anyone who trys to start up their own or try to run the ones I shut down, would get the death penalty.

DJ-PRIME90

Problem is, both electric and hydrogen cars are very expensive, hyrdrogen cars nearing $1 million. Also, if you go with electric, where does the extra electricity to give to the cars come from? At least here in the US, coal burning makes up a large portion of the production of energy. Ban that, and big problems occur. Also, without oil, many things like plastic either could not be produced or would be much more expensive to produce. Sorry to bust ya, but as nice as it sounds, I think the world would fail... :P Maybe focus on finding cheap alternatives first...?

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#25 markebici
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Ban MTV and put its CEO's in public cages so people can throw stuff at them.

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#26 Zagrius
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I'd help deal with many and all ailments of Humanity!

To show my scorn for racism, I'd get one hot chick of every ethnic decent for a wife.

To alleviate poverty, I'll let every financially troubled maiden have a place to work... In my country-sized mansion.

Etc' etc'.

I'm saint-material.

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#27 Lilowns
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and i think i'd ban money, we'd have to trade to get what we want
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#28 deactivated-59d151f079814
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and i think i'd ban money, we'd have to trade to get what we want Lilowns

So basically you want to go a step back instead of a step forward in economics? :|

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#29 Hulkness
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I dont even want to list the things I would do. I would be a great leader not one who doesent let people listen to the music they like. Since I would be ruler of the world I would make it so crimes punishments are very enforced with very bad penaltys. Like if you kill someone on purpose you get tortured. I would only want to be leader of a country thought although I think I could do the world.
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#30 Hulkness
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[QUOTE="Lilowns"]and i think i'd ban money, we'd have to trade to get what we want sSubZerOo

So basically you want to go a step back instead of a step forward in economics? :|

Yeah thats not good I would make one universal bill and a language that you would need to learn at least a little bit of.

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#31 hiphops_savior
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Everyone would be upper-middle class or rich.

There would be no such thing as wealth disparity.

Everyone would be judged not on race, but on character.

Free Wiis, Ipods, MacBooks, and HDTVs for everyone.

Give Asains the equal opportunity to date girls that aren't asian.

White Collared Crime would be treated as serious as real crime, same with human rights violation.

Everyone would live with Jesus in their heart, and live in love.

There'll be incentives on Hydrogen power, and Earth would be a cleaner planet

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#32 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Everyone would be upper-middle class or rich.

There would be no such thing as wealth disparity.

Everyone would be judged not on race, but on character.

Free Wiis, Ipods, MacBooks, and HDTVs for everyone.

Give Asains the equal opportunity to date girls that aren't asian.

White Collared Crime would be treated as serious as real crime, same with human rights violation.

Everyone would live with Jesus in their heart, and live in love.

There'll be incentives on Hydrogen power, and Earth would be a cleaner planet

hiphops_savior

Just curious but what would you do to the people who did not accept Jesus/Christanity as their religion/belief?

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#33 Greenwhitegreen
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Make men my slaves...mwhahahahahahaha...:|
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#34 Lilowns
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Make men my slaves...mwhahahahahahaha...:|Greenwhitegreen

If you post a picture on a thread you'll have like 30 guys ready to be your slaves

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#35 middito
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Tough Question: hard to answer

If i was ruler, and you went on vacation. You probably wouldnt recongized your homeland when you came back.

hmmm 1. Destroy anything and Everything i thought was 100% useless or "incorrect"

2. Federalized each state to regulate there own territory, No more Big countries (Pointless Since I'm the Prince of Earth, and Theres only 1 Massive Planetary Army.)

3. Erradicate all Diseases that can't be contained.

4. Control All Corporations, And Eventually Abolish the Current Monetary System, and Establish an Invisible One with no real backing ( Since theres only one government "international" trade would not exist, so having money with gold backing is useless)

5. hmm, sit on top of my giant tower shooting thunder bolts while eating candy and delicious treats.

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#36 Quadrifoglio
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Have six hot, pornstar trophy wives. 8)

Kick Jack Thompson in the nuggets. :twisted:

Punch Hillary Clinton in the jaw. :twisted:

Get a Nissan Skyline R34 GTR and completely supe it up. 8)

Legalize a green plant. ;)

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#37 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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Everyone could do anything they wanted (as long as it doesnt hard others or others property)

Although, anyone with an IQ under the manditory set one (not sure what it would be) or anyone who starts to fail more than one of their core classes will be ejected from the city never to return, there would also be a weight and muscle limit. There would be no guns except non-leathal ones, however all security and guards will be giving more effecient weapons.

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Disband corporations. Initiate world-wide cultural education. Inspire tolerance and acceptance.

In other words, attempt to create a uptopia, or at least, something as close as humanly possible.
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#39 Napster06
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Make the world one giant country.

Smoking is illegal.

Make sure all the internet connections are blazing fast.

Every technology is the same i.e. GSM bands is the same everywhere.

Free WiFi to everyone!

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#40 Lilowns
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i'd make all the the emos have to listen to slayer for at least 20 hours a day so they could understand what is real music.
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#41 soldier-dark
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2 girls at once? (Office Space)

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#42 TheZ3nMan
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Erase rascism and prejudice by beating anyone who disagrees with a wrench.

Give the kittens the right to say what they want, when they want.

Chop off my right hand and replace it with an iron fist.

Not chop off my left hand.

Make teh interwebz smartur. It may seem impossible, but I have to try.

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#43 Fortier
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I'd hire someone to do the work for me. Then I'd embezzle a lot of money, and do everything I've ever wanted to.
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#44 maddog3512
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I'm not exactly sure. I'm more of a follower, not a leader.
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#45 btaylor2404
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I would undo the first 2 insane laws you presented. Listent to the public is a good one, need a good way to do that.. I would open our borders for a certian number each year. I would outlaw all assult rifles, and only people with permits, and who pass a FBI background check can get a gun. I would suspend NASA, until we have more that 60% of our country being powered by wind, solar, or water. When we get there, we can go back to NASA, I'd withdraw troops from Iraq, leaving a mid size force in Bagdad to ensure their army continued to improve. Open relations with Iran & Cuba.
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#46 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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I would:

Outlaw Smoking

Outlaw Rap + Hip-Hop

Listen to the public's opinions on my leadership and make changes accordingly.

I would erase all borders

I would give people guns

I would destroy the ESRB and Jack Thompson

I would probably kill some people I don't like...

And other stuff I can't think of at the moment...

You?

Elemayo

I wouldnt choose you to run a 7-11 let alone the world :lol:

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#47 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

[QUOTE="Lilowns"]and i think i'd ban money, we'd have to trade to get what we want Hulkness

So basically you want to go a step back instead of a step forward in economics? :|

Yeah thats not good I would make one universal bill and a language that you would need to learn at least a little bit of.

Just standardize universal credits like they do in alot of sci-fi future movie/books/shows/games. It only a matter of time b4 the world starts using those kinds of currency.
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#48 Juggernaut140
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Shut down all hospitals/schools and have them refit as breweries!
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#49 Film-Guy
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A quick assasination probably