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#1 imthemostwanted
Member since 2008 • 988 Posts

get sneezed on by someone with swine flu

or

do it with susan boyle

for me its obvious. get really sick and potentially die? or have one horrible night. better start planning my funeral.

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#2 SKsaurus
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First option, since swine flu does not necessarily cause death.
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#3 Thessassin
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who the hell is susan boyle?

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#4 lil_buddy7
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do it with susan boyle cos im too young to die but no kissing and withproection

i didnt know either so i googled her

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#5 Thessassin
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swine flu please

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#6 matenmoe
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Do it with her, then in remorse, let someone with swiney sneeze on meez.

Oh wait- dosen't boyle HAVE Swine Flu?

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#7 soulfood4
Member since 2005 • 5459 Posts

 yeah...ill take the swine flu

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#8 andyboiii
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swine flu nao!
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#9 spoofnutz
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Paper bags exist for a reason.

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#10 BobbyTurkalino
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Hm tough choice. I'll probably be throwing up left and right with both options.
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#11 MasterC5
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Swine FLU please

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#12 matenmoe
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Paper bags exist for a reason.

spoofnutz
And provide for both options (barf)
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#13 vibrantdesign
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get sneezed on by someone with swine flu

or

do it with susan boyle

for me its obvious. get really sick and potentially die? or have one horrible night. better start planning my funeral.

imthemostwanted

:D that's hiliarious!

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#14 optiow
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Swine flu, as it is not killing many people...yet.
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#15 JustPlainLucas
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Definately Susan Boyle, provided she isn't already infected with swine flu. :wink:
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#16 Toriko42
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Sorry Susan but I'll gamble with the swine
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#17 soulfood4
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Definately Susan Boyle, provided she isn't already infected with swine flu. :wink:JustPlainLucas
But...its Susan Boyle. The flu will last a few weeks maybe but the memories...they'll never go away
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#18 yokofox33
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Yeah, no way I'm being contaminated with a potentially life-threatening illness. I'll take the old lady. Twice in fact.

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#19 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Definately Susan Boyle, provided she isn't already infected with swine flu. :wink:soulfood4
But...its Susan Boyle. The flu will last a few weeks maybe but the memories...they'll never go away

Well... hmm.. be in pain, discomfort, vomiting, fever for several weeks, and even possibly death... or have sex... even with someone like Susan Boyle. It may be Susan Boyle, but it'll only be for a few minutes instead of a flu for a few weeks...
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Definately Susan Boyle, provided she isn't already infected with swine flu. :wink:JustPlainLucas
But...its Susan Boyle. The flu will last a few weeks maybe but the memories...they'll never go away

Well... hmm.. be in pain, discomfort, vomiting, fever for several weeks, and even possibly death... or have sex... even with someone like Susan Boyle. It may be Susan Boyle, but it'll only be for a few minutes instead of a flu for a few weeks...

But dont forget, you'd be her first. then she'd call you, and you'd have to make excuses. And she'd want to see you again, and then she'd say your her soul mate, and you are meant to be together forever. And like i said before unless you keep your eyes closed, those images will never get outta your head.
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#21 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="soulfood4"] But...its Susan Boyle. The flu will last a few weeks maybe but the memories...they'll never go awaysoulfood4
Well... hmm.. be in pain, discomfort, vomiting, fever for several weeks, and even possibly death... or have sex... even with someone like Susan Boyle. It may be Susan Boyle, but it'll only be for a few minutes instead of a flu for a few weeks...

But dont forget, you'd be her first. then she'd call you, and you'd have to make excuses. And she'd want to see you again, and then she'd say your her soul mate, and you are meant to be together forever. And like i said before unless you keep your eyes closed, those images will never get outta your head.

I have one of those red flashy pens from Men in Black. I'll just use that on her.
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#22 soulfood4
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"] Well... hmm.. be in pain, discomfort, vomiting, fever for several weeks, and even possibly death... or have sex... even with someone like Susan Boyle. It may be Susan Boyle, but it'll only be for a few minutes instead of a flu for a few weeks... JustPlainLucas
But dont forget, you'd be her first. then she'd call you, and you'd have to make excuses. And she'd want to see you again, and then she'd say your her soul mate, and you are meant to be together forever. And like i said before unless you keep your eyes closed, those images will never get outta your head.

I have one of those red flashy pens from Men in Black. I'll just use that on her.

Thats a good idea. But i'd flash myself first,
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#23 SavageM2
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This is stupid...You can't choose both?

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#24 123625
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Neither.
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#25 smithster118
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I'll take Susan, I will need a blindfold first. :P

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#26 Shopler
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You dont know how many STD's she might have so you'll be safer with swine flu anyway.
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#27 demonchao
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i would defintetely choose the swine flu, because you can just wash the sneeze off, susan boyle would squish everyone so definetely not her
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#28 demonchao
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someone that has the swine flu sneezing on you doesnt nessicarily meen u hav it, andway you can wash the sneeze off
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#29 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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Imagine what else that mouth could do... I'd go for Susan Boyle anyday.

*dribbles*

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#30 VaguelyTagged
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tough choice..considering im a virgin and no way i'd die virgin..i pick susan *sigh*

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#31 eno_crux
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yo no tengo la menor idea quien es esta susan boyle pero suena como un demonio maligno