attention shoppers: obama just gave a conference on cnn that walmart will now be own by the goverment. yes people, we are one step closer to socialism.
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
"Attention: lady in aisle 6... yeah... yeah you... what the *** are you wearing??? Did you seriously think it was a good idea to leave the house looking like that? Do you even ****ing own a mirror? If not, we have some on aisle 9, but you may want to get yourself some booze over on aisle 13 before checking them out. Ugh!"
"Attention: lady in aisle 6... yeah... yeah you... what the *** are you wearing??? Did you seriously think it was a good idea to leave the house looking like that? Do you even ****ing own a mirror? If not, we have some on aisle 9, but you may want to get yourself some booze over on aisle 13 before checking them out. Ugh!"xaos
"To all predators....Why don't you take a seat over there."
Edit: better one
"There is a bomb located somewhere in this store. It will explode in less then 5 minutes. If you try to escape. It will explode. You only have 5 minutes to find the bomb and disarm it."
"A pink ribbon has been hidden in a random product somewhere in the store. The first person to find it wins a a new corvette and a million dollars." Then I sit back, grab a cigarette, and watch the customers take it from there.
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