What would you want your last words to be?

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#1 OfficialJab
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I think something funny. Not at first, like a joke, but for people to look back on and find it hilarious.

Something like...."hey everybody, watch this!" and then something random happens, Final Destination-style. Would you rather have it be something serious, like on your deathbed?

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#2 ElZilcho90
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"OF course it's safe!"
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#3 Mercury_May2112
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Probably I love you to my future wife and kids.
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#4 kitty  Moderator
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i dont even wanna think about that :|
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#5 blooddemon666
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this may not end well
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#6 Dutch_Mix
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My last words would be:

"Look, if it was electric could I do this?" 

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#7 OfficialJab
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"Just think of the EXP!!"
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#8 DoHo
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Depends how I'm dying. "At least I'm not on the crapper!"
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#9 tree-branch
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i dunno de[ends how i would die.

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#10 camreeno360
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Xbox.....Come with me. *then there's that beep noise when you're on that hospital bed and you're dead*
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#11 Vyse_The_Daring
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"I have no regrets."
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#12 tomxizor
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"I had sex with your sister." :| or "I really loved the band....N'Sync. My favorite member was Harpo." :)
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#13 blooddemon666
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"I had sex with your sister." :| or "I really loved the band....N'Sync. My favorite member was Harpo." :)
tomxizor
:lol: kung pow is an awesome movie... if thats what you were refering to....

if not, ignore me, everyone else does. 

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#14 qetuo6
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BANZAI !!!!

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#15 Trippinskott
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"Hey, What's that... over there?... :: Points :: ". That would be dope.
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#16 tomxizor
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:)

[QUOTE="tomxizor"]"I had sex with your sister." :| or "I really loved the band....N'Sync. My favorite member was Harpo." :)
blooddemon666

:lol: kung pow is an awesome movie... if thats what you were refering to....

if not, ignore me, everyone else does.

Glad you spotted the allusion.  

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#17 skizz624
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my last words would be KMA, because they are going to bury me face down.

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#18 iloverikku11
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A Tout Le Monde
A Tout Les Amis
Je vous amie
Je dois partir
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#19 camreeno360
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Haha, it's like you say some excerpt out of the bible and then at the end you just go "suck my balls".
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#20 False_Reality
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"I love you...and don't ever forget me."

I'd probably want to say that to whoever was around me, which would hopefully be friends and family.

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#21 FateStayNight
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"I have no regrets."Vyse_The_Daring

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I've created over a thousand of blades.

Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain


With stood pain to create weapons.
Waiting for one's arrival


I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was "Unlimited blade works"

Sorry I couldn't resist when I saw you said that made me think of this! >.

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#22 Lacuna69
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"I DID WHATEVER I DID IN LIFE, AND NOW I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN IN DEATH"
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#23 Lacuna69
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A Tout Le Monde
A Tout Les Amis
Je vous amie
Je dois partiriloverikku11

Nice!

Megadeth kicks arse.

(Foreclosure of your Dream)

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#24 Kratos_Aurion56
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I told you I was sick >_>
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"Augh! Crushed... Pelvis.... !!"
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#26 Teuvan
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[QUOTE="Vyse_The_Daring"]"I have no regrets."FateStayNight

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I've created over a thousand of blades.

Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain


With stood pain to create weapons.
Waiting for one's arrival


I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was "Unlimited blade works"

Sorry I couldn't resist when I saw you said that made me think of this! >.

...Goddamn win for using Shiro's version of it. I didn't think anyone else even knew about it.

As for last words, there's really only one option that reigns supreme and dominates all others.

Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb. Beautifully following the golden road! If there's a wall we will knock it down! It's a road built with these hands! The Magma of the Heart's Final Ignition! Perfect Unification! GURREN LAGAAN! Who do you...All of you...THINK WE ARE?!

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#27 Lacuna69
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"Augh! Crushed... Pelvis.... !!"Overthrow

Augh! Penis don't work no more...game over!!

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#28 CptJape
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[QUOTE="iloverikku11"]A Tout Le Monde
A Tout Les Amis
Je vous amie
Je dois partirLacuna69

Nice!

Megadeth kicks arse.

(Foreclosure of your Dream)

the song's actually 'A Tout Le Monde' on their Youthanasia CD, but you still get the point for recognizing it, plus you get an additional 100 points for stating Megadeth kick ass!!! : )))

as for my final words; something like 'Dude; that was f***ing awesome!!!'

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#29 Lacuna69
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[QUOTE="FateStayNight"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_The_Daring"]"I have no regrets."Teuvan

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I've created over a thousand of blades.

Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain


With stood pain to create weapons.
Waiting for one's arrival


I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was "Unlimited blade works"

Sorry I couldn't resist when I saw you said that made me think of this! >.

...Goddamn win for using Shiro's version of it. I didn't think anyone else even knew about it.

As for last words, there's really only one option that reigns supreme and dominates all others.

Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb. Beautifully following the golden road! If there's a wall we will knock it down! It's a road built with these hands! The Magma of the Heart's Final Ignition! Perfect Unification! GURREN LAGAAN! Who do you...All of you...THINK WE ARE?!

Isn't "lagaan" a colonial British land tax imposed by the Raj on peasants in India of old?

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#30 Teuvan
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[QUOTE="Teuvan"][QUOTE="FateStayNight"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_The_Daring"]"I have no regrets."Lacuna69

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I've created over a thousand of blades.

Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain


With stood pain to create weapons.
Waiting for one's arrival


I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was "Unlimited blade works"

Sorry I couldn't resist when I saw you said that made me think of this! >.

...Goddamn win for using Shiro's version of it. I didn't think anyone else even knew about it.

As for last words, there's really only one option that reigns supreme and dominates all others.

Throw away your logic and kick reason to the curb. Beautifully following the golden road! If there's a wall we will knock it down! It's a road built with these hands! The Magma of the Heart's Final Ignition! Perfect Unification! GURREN LAGAAN! Who do you...All of you...THINK WE ARE?!

Isn't "lagaan" a colonial British land tax imposed by the Raj on peasants in India of old?

What the hell? 

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#31 Lacuna69
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[QUOTE="Lacuna69"]

[QUOTE="iloverikku11"]A Tout Le Monde
A Tout Les Amis
Je vous amie
Je dois partirCptJape

Nice!

Megadeth kicks arse.

(Foreclosure of your Dream)

the song's actually 'A Tout Le Monde' on their Youthanasia CD, but you still get the point for recognizing it, plus you get an additional 100 points for stating Megadeth kick ass!!! : )))

as for my final words; something like 'Dude; that was f***ing awesome!!!'

A tout le monde
A tout les amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free

 

I was well aware of what I was getting into...;)

 

I was suggesting a forclosure of your supposedly anonymous dream, not the song they came from

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#32 outbreak201
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"see you guys in hell" ...then i would give my family a big smile :)...so like ill have a creepy smile when im dead...or lmao i could say this "dont worry guys ill be a ghost living in ur house and haunting you"
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#34 slinky6
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"Please don't kill me!"
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"Lol" out loud haha
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#36 Snake90990
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"Don't try this at home" or "How sharp is this?" 

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#37 Teuvan
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"Lol" out loud hahaSpedKnight

...Lawl? Your last words really suck.

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"Don't worry I'll be back to haunt my enemies."
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#40 illshogun
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okay

as long as you dont mind me saying goodbye

i said in a dream before i died once

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"here, hold my beer"
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#44 OfficialJab
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"here, hold my beer"Def_Jef88
Beautiful :)

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FOR SPARTAAA!!!
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or "FOR THE EMPEROR"

lastly"ZOMG HAXOR" 

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"OMG LAG"
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