So you're turning 100 years old, surrounded by your family and friends and you're getting ready to blow out those birthday candles. What will be your wish on your century birthday?
My wish?
[spoiler] Death [/spoiler]
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If I reach 100 years of life (which is highly unlikely),I will wish for some good drugs that will make me younger.
What would I wish for a 100th birthday? Well assuming it will be the future age of technology, I would probably wish for a rocket powered wheelchair.
The ability to siphon the life force from those around me and convert into youth-giving, life-sustaining energy, while they whither into a dry husks; their eye sockets becoming empty black pits, and their skin like grey tissue.
ALL HAIL LORD BOJANGLES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Bring me PIE! Â No cupcakes! Â PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CUPCAKE BEARERS! Â
[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="junglist101"]That sounds like borderline pedophilia. It isn't. Legal is legal. 16 is legal in my state, but I still think it's pedophilia.A BJ from a hot 18 year old.
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I would think it would be nice to have one friend with which you grew up or met at some point and to which you became close, still living, who is not family, to hang out with from time to time. I think I'd be extremely lonely even in a very large family if I had no external friends.
Why not just ask for eternal youth?The ability to siphon the life force from those around me and convert into youth-giving, life-sustaining energy, while they whither into a dry husks; their eye sockets becoming empty black pits, and their skin like grey tissue.
ALL HAIL LORD BOJANGLES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Bring me PIE! Â No cupcakes! Â PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CUPCAKE BEARERS! Â
mrbojangles25
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