What's a recurring joke between you and your friends?

I have a friend named Ben and this guy got rejected by this girl he was pursuing. As mean as it sounds, there's a song called "No Sex For Ben" by The Rapture, so whenever he's in a car with me and other friends, we play the song and sing along. Obviously, he hates it, but it's all in good fun. We love Ben :)

what about you guys?

One time in high school, my buddy Tom wrote up a horror story for Creative Writing and submitted it for peer review. Since he's a good writer, he made it as descriptively gruesome as possible. When it came back, the review said "Not cool, Tom!" and we laughed our asses off since that one statement took up a good chunk of the page.

Now I shout that out sometimes when he does something and we both get a good laugh out of it.

"At least I don't smoke poo" The quote originated when my friend asked someone if he was smoking crack and the guy responded with that.

My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.MRblue45

I'll hit them and the face and they'll say "Hey, what the ****, man?!" and fall on the ground, bleeding. Wait, no, that's a recurring "accident" between my enemies and I. GHlegend77

"At least I don't smoke poo" The quote originated when my friend asked someone if he was smoking crack and the guy responded with that.

McainTehNub

"Life is like a box of...whoopass" That's what happens when your trigger finger is a little TOO fast in 1 v. 100, lol.

[QUOTE="MRblue45"]My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.GHlegend77

[QUOTE="MRblue45"]My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.GHlegend77

There's one I made up, we call a certain guy we hate Goldfinger.

Don't ask because I'm not telling you.

Also, this is one about me, I wore a British Steel T-Shirt with one of my friends and he made up some crap about me being a British porn star or something:P

Among my co-workers, "**** your face" has become a running joke as something to say when you're jokingly mad at someone. No idea where it started, but it sure caught on fast.

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="MRblue45"]My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.clayron

Best I can tell, this is what he meant to say:

"My mate's girl is young - like, underage - so we joke that he is a pedophile, haha."

Among my co-workers, "**** your face" has become a running joke as something to say when you're jokingly mad at someone. No idea where it started, but it sure caught on fast.

[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] And this, children, is why drugs are bad.GabuEx

Best I can tell, this is what he meant to say:

"My mate's girl is young - like, underage - so we joke that he is a pedophile, haha."

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Among my co-workers, "**** your face" has become a running joke as something to say when you're jokingly mad at someone. No idea where it started, but it sure caught on fast.

[QUOTE="clayron"] I thought I was the only one. I was reading it then hit "sdowe" and I just couldn't figure out that word.clayron

Best I can tell, this is what he meant to say:

"My mate's girl is young - like, underage - so we joke that he is a pedophile, haha."

Among my co-workers, "**** your face" has become a running joke as something to say when you're jokingly mad at someone. No idea where it started, but it sure caught on fast.

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"] And this, children, is why drugs are bad.clayron

Best I can tell, this is what he meant to say:

"My mate's girl is young - like, underage - so we joke that he is a pedophile, haha."

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

needled24-7

[QUOTE="MRblue45"]My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.GHlegend77

...what are drugs?

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

Kikouken

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

needled24-7

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="MRblue45"]My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.UGAfootballfan

...what are drugs?

My mates gril is young ike under age lol sdowe joke that he is a pedoloool lool.MRblue45

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

GHlegend77

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"] And this, children, is why drugs are bad.GHlegend77

...what are drugs?

Yes, sir, Mr. Legend!

To avoid explanation and assure confusion, I'll just state the recurring jokes.

"You're dirty, Seymoure!","B***h, this shirt's wrinkled!", "Y'all take patches?", "Got any Queenex?", "We live in the Age of Epic." "Good times."

Hm... That's all the notable ones ;)

**Edit** OH, I forgot our personal favorite! We get a real kick out of using people's first/last names in place of similar-sounding words. In example, saying something like 'I'll be there in a Minette' or 'I'll try my Hardesty'. In a video we had to do for a religion class, we even used one when God was speaking to Adam and Eve: "I made one rule for you guys, and now it's just Brogan."

To avoid explanation and assure confusion, I'll just state the recurring jokes.

"You're dirty, Seymoure!","B***h, this shirt's wrinkled!", "Y'all take patches?", "Got any Queenex?", "We live in the Age of Epic." "Good times."

Hm... That's all the notable ones ;)

**Edit** OH, I forgot our personal favorite! We get a real kick out of using people's first/last names in place of similar-sounding words. In example, saying something like 'I'll be there in a Minette' or 'I'll try my Hardesty'. In a video we had to do for a religion class, we even used one when God was speaking to Adam and Eve: "I made one rule for you guys, and now it's just Brogan."

criinok

reminds me of my friend whose last name is lippert, and his first name starts with a C, so together they spell clippert and we called him "clip art", like when you were in elementary school using microsoft word and wanted to put a picture on, so you used clip art lol

Shtara.

One of my friend's attempts at typing "shattered"... and failing badly :P

There are a few things that my friends either joke about, or that we just plain don't want to talk about.

We joke about Top Gun(movie) ALOT, D.Eagles, the number 603 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3568964716330256440#)Please watch the video if you want to learn where it comes from.

And we just do not under any circumstances talk about /b/.

we use the word @$$ hole a lot, talking about your actual @$$ hole, not like a mean person. we'll say something like "cover my @$$ hole while i go do this"

needled24-7

That is brilliant.

My nickname being Kitty :?

Me and my work buddy say, "my kind of hero". I don't know how it originated but it somehow involves sex. Or we say, "high five" because this guy at work told us he was having a threesome with this girl and his friend and one was in front, the other in back with the girl in between. And he said, "we just looked at each other and high-fived"

edit:we also reference Superbad constantly!

Suzy Sucia, Gina, Lindsex, "The hulk is the best...he can't be arrested", "The horse from Narnia in Darlene's backyard", "Liar, liar loafers on fire", "Shut up and learn!", "Why is it suddenly so awkward?"....That's all I can think of at the moment.

No explanations, way too long. They're probably only funny to those particularly involved anyways :lol: :P

God I love my friends though :)

We cover our faces with a branch from a tree and call out "naaaatuuure!" in a feminine voice... How the hell did that happen?

Another one that has basically caught on with the entire school is "lol Sebastian" if anyone says anything relating to pedophillia, homosexuality and fat chicks.

I have a cheap friend who would always complain about how much cheaper the food we are eating would be if he made it himself. From then on we always made fun of it whenever we bought something, including none food items like pens and mp3 players.

My friends and I have wayy to many inside jokes lol. One of them is from the movie Clerks 2. Now whenever either of us see a cake, we'll say "OOH CAKE!, Oh **** gotta finish" :lol: If anyone remembers the donkey show from that movie then you'll know why it's funny.

My friends and I all watched The Wire. The character Clay Davis used to say one phrase all time. We adopted his phrase. It's similar to going Craaaappppppp but a similar word. Fans of the show will know.