My brother talks..Erhm..."Ghetto" So just about anything spewed from his mouth would make an English prof curl up into the fetal position and wait for death, I don't personally strive for perfect grammar in everyday conversations, nor do I expect other people to, but my brother is an abomination, what he speaks is so far from what I would even consider to be proper use of the English language he might as well be speaking an entirely different dialect.
Here, I will provide an excerpt from a facebook message I received today as proof. The dumbest thing somebody has said or done to me recently is, and I quote "Whats up little bro! The kiddy van is now in good hands im gonna low down and pimp dat **** from wall to wall holla. Float your boat and wear a coat."
Theres more, but I will save you from having to read it. Sad thing is, his whole facebook profile is filled with people posting in that asinine tongue. *Sigh* what can you do though, it's the cool way to talk to people nowadays.
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