what's the best funny joke you ever heard?

MetalDogGear's atheist jokes are really hilarious, you should check it out.

Womens Rights.

I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

Well you're pretty good at cracking em.

like that one about libertarianism not being the worst thing ever, oh boy that's a good one.:lol:

MetalDogGear's atheist jokes are really hilariousjohnsbbys

huh? since when can spambots edit a post?

I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

Dwarf shortage.

Dwarf shortage.

[QUOTE="Laihendi"]I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.frannkzappa

Well you're pretty good at cracking em.

like that one about libertarianism not being the worst thing ever, oh boy that's a good one.:lol:

[QUOTE="frannkzappa"]

[QUOTE="Laihendi"]I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

Well you're pretty good at cracking em.

like that one about libertarianism not being the worst thing ever, oh boy that's a good one.:lol:

I put you on the same level.

One dooms society to laziness and unproductively (as well as the inability to defend itself) and the other at best will degenerate in to inefficient agrarianism(and again the inability to defend itself).

I would rather have even a republic then a libertarian society.

[QUOTE="Laihendi"][QUOTE="frannkzappa"]

Well you're pretty good at cracking em.

like that one about libertarianism not being the worst thing ever, oh boy that's a good one.:lol:

frannkzappa

I put you on the same level.

One dooms society to laziness and unproductively (as well as the inability to defend itself) and the other at best will degenerate in to inefficient agrarianism(and again the inability to defend itself).

I would rather have even a republic then a libertarian society.

Actual court record excerpt:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?!
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

One man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have some H 2 O". A second man, who walked in at the same time, says ," I'll have H 2 O 2." The second man died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

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You poke her face

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZING!

One man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have some H 2 O". A second man, who walked in at the same time, says ," I'll have H 2 O 2." The second man died.

jimkabrhel

Chemistry teacher joke. :P

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

One man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have some H 2 O". A second man, who walked in at the same time, says ," I'll have H 2 O 2." The second man died.

johnd13

Chemistry teacher joke. :P

Mmmhmm.

Johhny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

One man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have some H 2 O". A second man, who walked in at the same time, says ," I'll have H 2 O 2." The second man died.

jimkabrhel

Chemistry teacher joke. :P

Mmmhmm.

Johhny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

OK, you inspired me...guilty pleasure here:

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

Chemistry teacher joke. :P

mrbojangles25

Mmmhmm.

Johhny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

Chemistry teacher joke. :P

mrbojangles25

Mmmhmm.

Johhny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

OK, you inspired me...guilty pleasure here:

+Avagadro's Number

I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

Anything Stephen Colbert or Ricky Gervais say will quickly leave me laughing loud enough to wake the house up.

As opposed to the best unfunny joke?PannicAtack

Well DUUUUUH.

[QUOTE="frannkzappa"]

[QUOTE="Laihendi"]I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

Well you're pretty good at cracking em.

like that one about libertarianism not being the worst thing ever, oh boy that's a good one.:lol:

As opposed to your style leech, I presume. I mean, you would die in a week were all leeches to be that much worse off.

xbox onericky8741112121

If you are going to view it as a joke, at least call it the "XBOneR"

Mother Superior: Sisters, I have not known any of you to sin. Salvation depends upon being cleansed of your sins, so therefore I command you all to go out into the world and commit a sin, that you may be forgiven.

Sister 1: Yes, Mother Superior.

Sister 2: Yes, Mother Superior.

Sister 3: Yes, Mother Superior.

....Hours later...

Sister 1: Mother Superior, forgive me for I have sinned.

Mother Superior: And what sin have you commited, sister?

Sister 1: I have laid with a married man.

Mother Superior: God forgives your sins, sister. Drink some holy water and say 1,000 Hail Marys to atone for your sin.

....A few hours later....

Sister 2: Mother Superior, forgive me for I have sinned.

Mother Superior: And what sin have you commited, sister?

Sister 2: I blew up a protestant church.

Mother Superior: Very good. God forgive you, sister. Drink some holy water and say 1,000 Hail Marys to atone for your sin.

....Quite some time later....

Mother Superior: Sister, you were asked to go out and commit a sin, and yet here you are.

Sister 3: But Mother Superior, I did commit a sin.

Mother Superior: Oh? And what sin would that be?

Sister 3: I pissed in the holy water.

Mother Superior: Sisters, I have not known any of you to sin. Salvation depends upon being cleansed of your sins, so therefore I command you all to go out into the world and commit a sin, that you may be forgiven.

Sister 1: Yes, Mother Superior.

Sister 2: Yes, Mother Superior.

Sister 3: Yes, Mother Superior.

....Hours later...

Sister 1: Mother Superior, forgive me for I have sinned.

Mother Superior: And what sin have you commited, sister?

Sister 1: I have laid with a married man.

Mother Superior: God forgives your sins, sister. Drink some holy water and say 1,000 Hail Marys to atone for your sin.

....A few hours later....

Sister 2: Mother Superior, forgive me for I have sinned.

Mother Superior: And what sin have you commited, sister?

Sister 2: I blew up a protestant church.

Mother Superior: Very good. God forgive you, sister. Drink some holy water and say 1,000 Hail Marys to atone for your sin.

....Quite some time later....

Mother Superior: Sister, you were asked to go out and commit a sin, and yet here you are.

Sister 3: But Mother Superior, I did commit a sin.

Mother Superior: Oh? And what sin would that be?

Sister 3: I pissed in the holy water.

br0kenrabbit

I am pretty livid right now.

Well since this topic got taken down to this level....

I am pretty livid right now.

dude_brahmski

You'll live.

Little Red Riding Hood was off to her Gramma's house when the Big Bad Wolf jumped out of the bushes and said:

"Hey there little red riding whore. Why don't you suck my big bad cock?"

Little Red Riding Hood lifts up her skirt and responds:

"Not until you eat me, like the fairy tale says!"

Womens Rights.

konvikt_17

You know what else is funny? They think they have them !!!!

I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.Laihendi

That's bullshit lai...half of what you posted on wowhead were joke/funny threads. an most of your individual posts showed you had a whimsical side.

http://www.wowhead.com/user=Laihendi#topics:75+3

[QUOTE="Laihendi"]I do not like jokes at all, so I have never heard one that I considered funny.frannkzappa

That's bullshit lai...half of what you posted on wowhead were joke/funny threads. an most of your individual posts showed you had a whimsical side.

http://www.wowhead.com/user=Laihendi#topics:75+3

Did you hear about the man who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He is all right now.