What's the best thing you've found under your bed?

Under the bed....the mysterious place were anything can happen. Monsters live down there, there is a door to another realm, and evil leprechauns routinely prowl around your house late at night, hiding random items under there. So what's the best thing you've found under your bed EXCLUDING PORN IN ANY FORMAT?

I once found $20, a box of condoms, and lady's undewear, which was odd, because at that time I had never brought a lady into my room (I was 13 when I found it). All 3 events happened at different times though. I have to say that today I found my favorite item though. I was digging under my bed and I found an old box and inside it was my DVD of Wonderfalls! It's been so long since I've seen that show! Bryan Fuller at his best and it even has Lee Pace from Pushing Daisies! Nostalgia at it's best :D

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found under your bed?

P.S. I know I'm the OP, but lemme just say "inb4aDeadHooker!"

I found a full bag of chips that I was hid from my brother, I think it was a week earlier, lol, and I had just forgot about it... so I ate them, then. :P

How do you know the condoms were not your father's? The underwear not your mother's? I never found anything special, I already put some old video games, comic books and school books under my bed. No surprises to be found there.Mochyc

[QUOTE="Mochyc"]How do you know the condoms were not your father's? The underwear not your mother's? I never found anything special, I already put some old video games, comic books and school books under my bed. No surprises to be found there.II_Seraphim_II

My little sister and I were playing hide and go seek and I found her... under the bed.

Action figures.

...Dust.

nothing really. >_>

My matress just lies on the ground. So the only thing under my bed is floor.

honestly?

an empty condom wrapper. Good times that remined me of.

A dead Louislonewolf604

My shoe, or a bottle of coke.

Lol i found a day old beer under my bed today..it was unopened there were some empty ones too..i guess i passed out without realising it was under there :lol:

Lol i found a day old beer under my bed today..it was unopened..i guess i passed out without realising it was under there :lol:

ConkerAndBerri2

ahhhhh that brings a smile to my day any day. Especially if it is a good beer!

Also, does anyone go to sleep, wake up next to a full and opened beer, ad then drink it?

a 2 year old pizza slice... it tasted good.

A sexy woman who invited my under for a party.GrandJury

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half my room's under my bed so i've found many memorable things under it

i did find a donut case under it so i reckon it was my best find

Tonnes of Simpsons comics from the late 1990s and also a massive box of toys from 1980s from my older brother when he was a kid,

[QUOTE="ConkerAndBerri2"]

Lol i found a day old beer under my bed today..it was unopened..i guess i passed out without realising it was under there :lol:

mrbojangles25

ahhhhh that brings a smile to my day any day. Especially if it is a good beer!

Also, does anyone go to sleep, wake up next to a full and opened beer, ad then drink it?

I've had a similar experience but with salt and vinegar chips.

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="Mochyc"]How do you know the condoms were not your father's? The underwear not your mother's? I never found anything special, I already put some old video games, comic books and school books under my bed. No surprises to be found there.JuggaloRandall

I LOL'd literally

I was ten yeas old, I was like "Jesus, What you doin down there?"

A stalker:|optiow

you found one of those under your bed?

[QUOTE="ConkerAndBerri2"]

Lol i found a day old beer under my bed today..it was unopened..i guess i passed out without realising it was under there :lol:

ahhhhh that brings a smile to my day any day. Especially if it is a good beer!

Also, does anyone go to sleep, wake up next to a full and opened beer, ad then drink it?

you found one of those under your bed?

TheShadowLord07

Nope...one of these...

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you found one of those under your bed?

optiow

Nope...one of these...

A TV remote and a dead snake, other than that, its pretty clean under there.

i found my best friend under my bed one time :lol:

A box of chocolates and 9.5 guitar picks.

i found my best friend under my bed one time :lol:

hiphopballer

Creepy.

I just looked and I found a poster that I got from he most recent Harry Potter book.