Whats the coolest thing that ever happened to you?

I won the 100m and 200m. Yay.

First of all let's keep it appropriate guys and the coolest thing is that I flossed every day for two weeks.

When I was 10 my aunt and uncle took me on a vacation with them to Disney World. That was the most fun I've had in my life so far. And I'm only 16 right now so I know that I haven't experienced the "really fun" thing yet ;).

weaselstomper50

When I was 10 my aunt and uncle took me on a vacation with them to Disney World. That was the most fun I've had in my life so far. And I'm only 16 right now so I know that I haven't experienced the "really fun" thing yet ;).

weaselstomper50

I attended the National School of Neutron and X-ray Scattering; contender for the best two weeks of my life.

I was born. Its awesome.

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When I was 10 my aunt and uncle took me on a vacation with them to Disney World. That was the most fun I've had in my life so far. And I'm only 16 right now so I know that I haven't experienced the "really fun" thing yet ;).

fatcat13sep

I flew over to japan to spend winter vacation with my gf. we broke up soon after. wait, that wasn't cool at all.RPG-er

I was born. Its awesome.

warownslife

First of all let's keep it appropriate guys and thedunl12496

I don't know Probably when I got my driver's license or my 18th birthday

[QUOTE="dunl12496"]First of all let's keep it inappropriate guys and theBiancaDK

Well, passing the lifeguard training course was extremely satisfying. Other then that..... I got one of my stories published to a website

I just got home from work and i got a text from my brother which read "come to my restaurant...NOW"

I didn't want to at all, but i figured "ehh...fine, whatver"

I got there and Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles (trailer park boys) were there getting piss drunk with my brother and his friends/co workers.

I was surprised, to say the least.

I worked at the Seafood Counter at my store and at the end of my shift I smelled like the inside of Britney Spears' vajayjay. :(

Got a puppy.

I scored 489K in Bejeweled on FB

OH YEAH?!

woke up this morning feeling pretty alpha. I chanted my mantra "feel the pain, swallow the fear, and conquer the day set before you" into my mirror with its little superman stickers on it. I thus proceeded to make quite the alpha breakfast. captain crunch with water substituting for milk (I had to use the rest of my gallon of milk for my protein shakes...yes, you read corectly, plural. 3 protein shakes by 8 am or else my testosterone levels only reach zac efron status).*

anyways! I then proceeded to hop in my jet black cadillac, rollin on 43.5's (yes, custom made by my boy LaQuam). headed to the gym my fellow f*ckin alphas!! gametime! popped in my barry manilow cd, decided that wasnt cuttin it, tried relaxing to a julia childs "how to cook" tutorial cd, said f*ck that! and popped in my bone crusher compact disc. went straight to #1 "we aint neva scurred" (theres only 4 songs on the cd, bone crusher isnt exactly a lyrical genius).

get to the gym. whip out my gym bag and fanny pack. f*ck you, yes my fanny pack. holds my extra flasks of cell tech in case I need that extra boost while doin endless calf raises....wait wut. I mean ATG squats! walk in the gym see the 8/10 receprion girl smile all coy-like at me. I head nod like a true alpha and say "by the time Im done here in 2.5 hrs I better have my meatloaf f*ckin sandwich sittin right here with a few extra napkins".

head straight to my squat rack, head down half-growling, half slobbering in great anticipation. and then........I see before me a boylet! (not even a manlet yet). he's doing shoulder presses with those pink dumbbells. I try to remain calm and maybe stretch a little before I start. f*ck that! my cell tech kicks in and like a true alpha I walk up to this boylet, grab him and say "you're going to do exactly as I say. no questions or I will tear your tensor fascia latae into smithereens". I then throw his arse in the squat rack, throw on some 45's and growl "lift". he does one weakly. I say "good lift" (like the dude on worlds strongest man on espn...hell ya! to the ppl that know what Im talkin about!). I then notice this f*cker is lookin like a female koala preparing to mate when he squats. I yell "ATG!!!" he turns and says "what? "I reply "ass to GROUND B*TCH!". I get reported for cursing. manager walks up to me, tells me to knock it off. you know what I say back to this two peckered billy goat?! "you're next f*ckface!".

this kid proceeds to make fun of my workout shirt. I was reppin my vintage ac/dc shirt that I got at their 1983 concert, along with my alpha jean jacket (sleeves cut off and frayed of course!). I say to this boylet "oh thats f*ckin cute. well, Im about to send you on a highway to hell".*

OH YEAH?!

woke up this morning feeling pretty alpha. I chanted my mantra "feel the pain, swallow the fear, and conquer the day set before you" into my mirror with its little superman stickers on it. I thus proceeded to make quite the alpha breakfast. captain crunch with water substituting for milk (I had to use the rest of my gallon of milk for my protein shakes...yes, you read corectly, plural. 3 protein shakes by 8 am or else my testosterone levels only reach zac efron status).*

anyways! I then proceeded to hop in my jet black cadillac, rollin on 43.5's (yes, custom made by my boy LaQuam). headed to the gym my fellow f*ckin alphas!! gametime! popped in my barry manilow cd, decided that wasnt cuttin it, tried relaxing to a julia childs "how to cook" tutorial cd, said f*ck that! and popped in my bone crusher compact disc. went straight to #1 "we aint neva scurred" (theres only 4 songs on the cd, bone crusher isnt exactly a lyrical genius).

get to the gym. whip out my gym bag and fanny pack. f*ck you, yes my fanny pack. holds my extra flasks of cell tech in case I need that extra boost while doin endless calf raises....wait wut. I mean ATG squats! walk in the gym see the 8/10 receprion girl smile all coy-like at me. I head nod like a true alpha and say "by the time Im done here in 2.5 hrs I better have my meatloaf f*ckin sandwich sittin right here with a few extra napkins".

head straight to my squat rack, head down half-growling, half slobbering in great anticipation. and then........I see before me a boylet! (not even a manlet yet). he's doing shoulder presses with those pink dumbbells. I try to remain calm and maybe stretch a little before I start. f*ck that! my cell tech kicks in and like a true alpha I walk up to this boylet, grab him and say "you're going to do exactly as I say. no questions or I will tear your tensor fascia latae into smithereens". I then throw his arse in the squat rack, throw on some 45's and growl "lift". he does one weakly. I say "good lift" (like the dude on worlds strongest man on espn...hell ya! to the ppl that know what Im talkin about!). I then notice this f*cker is lookin like a female koala preparing to mate when he squats. I yell "ATG!!!" he turns and says "what? "I reply "ass to GROUND B*TCH!". I get reported for cursing. manager walks up to me, tells me to knock it off. you know what I say back to this two peckered billy goat?! "you're next f*ckface!".

this kid proceeds to make fun of my workout shirt. I was reppin my vintage ac/dc shirt that I got at their 1983 concert, along with my alpha jean jacket (sleeves cut off and frayed of course!). I say to this boylet "oh thats f*ckin cute. well, Im about to send you on a highway to hell".*

Nyxathid_Horror

I got TWO wishes when I was very sick! :o

OH YEAH?!

woke up this morning feeling pretty alpha. I chanted my mantra "feel the pain, swallow the fear, and conquer the day set before you" into my mirror with its little superman stickers on it. I thus proceeded to make quite the alpha breakfast. captain crunch with water substituting for milk (I had to use the rest of my gallon of milk for my protein shakes...yes, you read corectly, plural. 3 protein shakes by 8 am or else my testosterone levels only reach zac efron status).*

anyways! I then proceeded to hop in my jet black cadillac, rollin on 43.5's (yes, custom made by my boy LaQuam). headed to the gym my fellow f*ckin alphas!! gametime! popped in my barry manilow cd, decided that wasnt cuttin it, tried relaxing to a julia childs "how to cook" tutorial cd, said f*ck that! and popped in my bone crusher compact disc. went straight to #1 "we aint neva scurred" (theres only 4 songs on the cd, bone crusher isnt exactly a lyrical genius).

get to the gym. whip out my gym bag and fanny pack. f*ck you, yes my fanny pack. holds my extra flasks of cell tech in case I need that extra boost while doin endless calf raises....wait wut. I mean ATG squats! walk in the gym see the 8/10 receprion girl smile all coy-like at me. I head nod like a true alpha and say "by the time Im done here in 2.5 hrs I better have my meatloaf f*ckin sandwich sittin right here with a few extra napkins".

head straight to my squat rack, head down half-growling, half slobbering in great anticipation. and then........I see before me a boylet! (not even a manlet yet). he's doing shoulder presses with those pink dumbbells. I try to remain calm and maybe stretch a little before I start. f*ck that! my cell tech kicks in and like a true alpha I walk up to this boylet, grab him and say "you're going to do exactly as I say. no questions or I will tear your tensor fascia latae into smithereens". I then throw his arse in the squat rack, throw on some 45's and growl "lift". he does one weakly. I say "good lift" (like the dude on worlds strongest man on espn...hell ya! to the ppl that know what Im talkin about!). I then notice this f*cker is lookin like a female koala preparing to mate when he squats. I yell "ATG!!!" he turns and says "what? "I reply "ass to GROUND B*TCH!". I get reported for cursing. manager walks up to me, tells me to knock it off. you know what I say back to this two peckered billy goat?! "you're next f*ckface!".

this kid proceeds to make fun of my workout shirt. I was reppin my vintage ac/dc shirt that I got at their 1983 concert, along with my alpha jean jacket (sleeves cut off and frayed of course!). I say to this boylet "oh thats f*ckin cute. well, Im about to send you on a highway to hell".*

Nyxathid_Horror

One night a few years ago i accidentally locked my keys in my car in a grocery store parking lot. I walk inside and ask some cute girl i never met before at customer service if i could use the phone book so i can call a locksmith and so on. i told her that i had a spare set of keys hidden outside my house and she was like "you know those guys charge alot just to open you're door , if ya want you could use my car to go get your keys, it's a piece of junk but it runs fine" i was like "...ok , yeah that'll work". So she gave me her car keys and i drove it to my house to get my spare set and everything worked out. I'll never forget that, because it's hard to find such trusting people these days, especially in the city.

Being able to teach in Japan for 2 years. Best time of my life for sure. It'll be over in a month, but it was an awesome ride.

I once won a royal against an ace poker.

My son got a very good mark in school this grade than ever.

Getting an student exchange program in one sem and while there, getting a phone call saying I was accepted into a scholarship for another country.

right now is the coolest thing that ever happened to me.EMOEVOLUTION

Now here's someone who knows how to look past the illusion of time and live properly in the Now. I wish I could pull that off, cause then every moment would be a great one.

Nyxathid_Horror

Feeling pretty Alpha? What are you, a robot?

Being the mascot for rangers when i was about 12.

I was kaking it a bit though, 50,000 people watching me :)

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cybrcatter

I think its a rap song, try reading it really fast... it kinda rhymes and have a beat in a strange way

Not sure...