What's the craziest thing you've done to old batteries?

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#1 Triniboy95
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Nothing sexual please.

One time I we and my friends were using big D batteries instead of baseballs. Lol! My wooden bat splintered but the noise it made was awesome!

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#3 aaronmullan
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I threw them in the bin! :o! I'm so hardcore.
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I cut it in half I'm more hardcore.

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I ate one and made myself throw up with a tooth brush.

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Threw some in the trash once.http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/cool/cool_18.gif No...it wasn't a recycling bin!

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#7 Flamuel
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Put two into an empty water bottle with about 20ml or butane (it becomes liquid) then wrapped 2 lighters aroudn the bottle doused it in lighter fluid and lit it up. nice fireball effect accompanied by a pop.

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#8 FatPurry
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Me and my friend sold two battries that didn't work to a little kid at school once for 2 bucks.

It was worth it.

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#9 kdawg88
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I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

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#10 Shad0ki11
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I threw them in the bin! :o! I'm so hardcore.aaronmullan

No Way! Me too! :shock:

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#11 JigglyWiggly_
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Plieried open some 12v batteries for button cells :D
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#12 Nerd_Man
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Weird question... I'm sure the craziest thing most people have done with dead batteries is either throw them away or recharge them...
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#13 GTA_dude
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Thrown them away
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#14 Dylan_11
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Throw them away.
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#15 deactivated-59be76f5a5388
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Ran over them with a car.
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#16 shinian
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I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

kdawg88

You are sooooo wicked.

I always throw them into the recycle bin. I'm just that crazy.

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#17 gameguy6700
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Well, the only really crazy thing I've done with batteries was this one time where me and this girl were

Nothing sexual please.

Triniboy95

Nevermind

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#18 JodyR
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I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

kdawg88
hahaha. I haven't done that in ages, but that used to be the way to tell if the battery was dead or not. Tangy indeed. :)
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#19 DJ-Lafleur
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I couldn't possibly tell. It is too shocking to share on these boards!
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#20 loft8000
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lodged them in a goats mouth so it choked to death then urinated on the carcass and drank its blood then burnt it on a stake and performed a ritual to the battery gods.

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#21 Murj
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Me and a mate melted the batteries down and drank it.

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#22 ghoklebutter
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I lick 9 volt batteries. It's a great way to start your day.
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#23 sauses3392
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lodged them in a goats mouth so it choked to death then urinated on the carcass and drank its blood then burnt it on a stake and performed a ritual to the battery gods.

loft8000
... *backs slowly out of thread*
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#24 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="kdawg88"]

I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

JodyR
hahaha. I haven't done that in ages, but that used to be the way to tell if the battery was dead or not. Tangy indeed. :)

I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P
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#25 194197844077667059316682358889
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lodged them in a goats mouth so it choked to death then urinated on the carcass and drank its blood then burnt it on a stake and performed a ritual to the battery gods.

loft8000
Meh, one cliche after another :roll:
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#26 spazzx625
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[QUOTE="JodyR"][QUOTE="kdawg88"]

I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

xaos
hahaha. I haven't done that in ages, but that used to be the way to tell if the battery was dead or not. Tangy indeed. :)

I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P

It might take the flavor from tang to ZANG!
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#27 mirriorman
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Nothing sexual please.

Triniboy95

awww i had such a good story :cry:

i ate one once

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#28 MgamerBD
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Well lets just say the battery disapperead in something....living.....No further questions
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#29 shockwave04
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When I was a kid I put them in a vice and crushed them.
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#30 JodyR
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[QUOTE="JodyR"][QUOTE="kdawg88"]

I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

xaos
hahaha. I haven't done that in ages, but that used to be the way to tell if the battery was dead or not. Tangy indeed. :)

I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P

Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL.
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#31 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="JodyR"] hahaha. I haven't done that in ages, but that used to be the way to tell if the battery was dead or not. Tangy indeed. :) JodyR
I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P

Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL.

If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol
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#32 JodyR
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="JodyR"][QUOTE="xaos"] I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P

Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL.

If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol

Yes, I am sure I could easily convince them? But wouldn't it be like... worse as almost more like electrocuting them?
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#33 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="JodyR"] Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL. JodyR
If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol

Yes, I am sure I could easily convince them? But wouldn't it be like... worse as almost more like electrocuting them?

I actually don't think it would do anything different than any other tongue, I just love the imagined visual of the tongue stud arcing like a van de Graff generator :) Edit: Wow, at first glance I misread your nickname in your sig O_O :oops:
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#34 Bourbons3
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Thrown them in the bin...
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#35 Dr_Brocoli
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threw them in a bond fire to watch them explodez!
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#36 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="JodyR"] Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL. JodyR
If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol

Yes, I am sure I could easily convince them? But wouldn't it be like... worse as almost more like electrocuting them?

Well I'm not sure a battery would be powerful enough to electrocute someone, but it could probably give quite a shock. Also, if the battery is almost dead, I doubt it would be so horrific... But then again, I've never gotten shocked on my tongue before, so I wouldn't know how that'd feel like.
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#37 kdawg88
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="JodyR"][QUOTE="Nerd_Man"] If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol

Yes, I am sure I could easily convince them? But wouldn't it be like... worse as almost more like electrocuting them?

Well I'm not sure a battery would be powerful enough to electrocute someone, but it could probably give quite a shock. Also, if the battery is almost dead, I doubt it would be so horrific... But then again, I've never gotten shocked on my tongue before, so I wouldn't know how that'd feel like.

Nothing would actually happen its only 9V.
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#38 kyleali11
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I like licking 9Vs. It's quite tangy.

kdawg88
lol I used to do that when I was a kid, I won't do it anymore.
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#39 Ultrabeatdown55
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Badass, I know.

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#40 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="xaos"] I've wondered if my tongue piercing would make that a bad idea :P

I think a warm experience might occur. :P
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#41 JodyR
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[QUOTE="JodyR"][QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="JodyR"] Just reading this the thought made me jump. I'll have to ask some of my friends who have a tongue piercing if they have tried it. LOL. xaos

If they have never tried it, try to convince them to lick a battery without telling them the potential pain that it might induce... lol

Yes, I am sure I could easily convince them? But wouldn't it be like... worse as almost more like electrocuting them?


I actually don't think it would do anything different than any other tongue, I just love the imagined visual of the tongue stud arcing like a van de Graff generator :) Edit: Wow, at first glance I misread your nickname in your sig O_O :oops:

I have had people misread that since the late 90s, no worries. The worst story I have to date about my alias happened in person t hough. Some people whispered that CaliGirl was at the Quakecon party since they heard of me over the years, and with too many whispers, somehow some guy misheard CALL girl. So, I wondered that night why EVERY SINGLE MAN at that party gave me a mischief grin. I found out from one of my old media pals what it was about 2 hrs after being there. My first reaction is.. I am not wearing anything that would seem like I am? I was quite aggrivated. You know..... do I really look like a Call Girl in appearance? LOL. Then, later it was quite funny. At least I didnt get anyone coming up to me making offers. I was wearing my steel boots that night too. lol

But back to the point, the idea that it might cause more electricity, that would be quite scary for someong with tongue piercing. I am taking it that you wont be trying it any time soon.

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#42 Nintendevil
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In electronics class one exploded I my hand.